Emo Culture's Greatest Fight Ever Recorded
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Emo Culture's Greatest Fight Ever Recorded
Op turned off reblogs but I think everyone should see it
If you can’t imagine a middle ground between seeing trans men as “just cis women” and seeing trans men as “exactly like cis men in every way”, you still have work to do.
Trans men are men just as much as cis men are, absolutely. We also have different experiences from them because we’re trans: different relationships with gender, different understandings of manhood and womanhood, different positions under the patriarchy, different experiences with childhood and manhood and masculinity and oppression.
We’re not any less men for being trans, but we are different from cis men by virtue of being trans.
That’s why statements like “trans men are men, which means if you try to differentiate trans men’s experiences from cis men’s, you’re saying they aren’t actually men” don’t make any actual sense. Why do we need to be like cis men in order to be men? Why is the only legitimate kind of manhood you can conceptualize the cis kind?
Cis manhood is not the gold standard of manhood, and insisting that the only way trans men can be men is by adhering to what cis manhood is- is ultimately transphobic. Our experiences with transphobia, misogyny, and our unique position under the patriarchy do not make us any less men.
Beat that into your heads: cis manhood is not the gold standard of manhood. Erasing trans men’s experiences does not “validate” our genders, because cis male experiences are not the standard to which every man must adhere.
(Specifying trans men rather than all transmascs, bc many nonbinary transmascs might relate to this, but not all transmascs actually want to be seen as men in the first place.)
I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow
Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.
NEW FISH JUST DROPPED
I KNOW that playing God is morally wrong, but holy HELL, it looks fun.
Why is it playing God? We aren’t violating any natural laws. God set the parameters of the universe to allow these things. There’s nothing wrong with it, there’s no hubris in learning more about how to manipulate the universe around us.
We made a whole-ass fish.
The reason this was accidental BTW is because they used paddlefish eggs as a negative control group for a breeding experiment on sturgeons because the scientists, quite naturally, assumed that they were SO unrelated it would be genetically impossible for them to mate. Like. I cannot stress enough to you how these creatures last related ancestors were
140 MILLION YEARS BACK.
If you don't know how far that is, that's basically the start of the cretaceous. Let me simplify that for you even further. Chimpanzees and humans seperated, what, 5 or 6 million years ago?
This is basically like if humans could hybridise with THESE THINGS.
This is the sort of thing that should be impossible. They used those eggs to be ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.
And then THEY GOT FISH OUT OF IT.
Like. You can quite clearly understand why they didn't think anything would happen. WE ARE MORE RELATED TO BLUE WHALES THAN THESE THINGS.
THE AMERICAN PADDLEFISH AND THE STURGEON ARE SO COMPLETELY UNRELATED THAT THIS IS NOT PLAYING GOD. IF ANYTHING THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD.
THE SCIENTISTS HAD NO BLAME IN THIS BECAUSE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAD EVER HAPPENED BEFORE
It sort of goes against the rules of genetics a bit.
Oh i forgot to add
THESE THINGS, FOR HYBRIDS, HAD A REALLY HIGH SURVIVAL RATING. LIKE 70% OF THEM SURVIVED.
To put that into perspective, getting a blue whale and a squirrel and trying to hybridise them is more sensible, and that wouldn't produce anything but getting you banned from science. Most animals that aren't plants can barely hybridise two degrees away from each other.
BUT THESE TWO ENTIRELY UNRELATED FISH create PERFECTLY HEALTHY HYBRIDS.
the scientists literally had to do the tests AGAIN just to be like "okay this is real right. This is actually like, not a fluke, this works right" and it worked again. They just Can!
[ID: the Abrosexual and bigender flags side by side, with flaming text "I am the LGBT" over both of them]
Based on a joke between my friends abt my needlessly complex orientation.
[ID: the Lesbigay and bigender flags side by side, with flaming text "I am the LGBT" over both of them]
Here's one for lesbigay (neopronouns' flag) also <3
(I lowkey prefer lesbigay to abro bc the SAM makes everything 10x more complicated for me lol.)
Here's the flaming text gif for ur gay needs
[DNI if you're gonna be mean, but questions are welcome]
people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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@i-identify-guns-in-posts
this one's a doozy
Springfield Armory XD-M
HK USP
Desert Eagle
1911 derivative (specific model unknown)
SIG P229 Elite
Beretta 92FS
Diamondback DB9
Ruger P-Series pistol
Kel-Tec PMR30
Ruger 22/45
Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
Unidentified (revolver?)
you forgot to identify the pink one
11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip
12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard
you forgot to identify the pink one
Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing
@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho
2011-2014 Ford F-150
Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
a clean Tumblr url should look like this
blog safely
Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw
I think at some point in time we need to sit down and start explaining to artist who want to make a career out of art that there are FAR more options than just "living off of commissions" and "posting my art online and praying I get paid for it".
There's also far more options than joining a specific, difficult to get into industry.
I don't know where this idea that the only way to make a living off of your art online is to simply do commission work, become a social media star, or join an industry comes from. I've fallen into this pitfall before as well, but I don't understand how it came to be.
I broke out of this mindset, though after I started helping a working artist. She had been an artist for over 40 years and started at a young age, and her main source of income? Doing local craft and garden shows. She had owned a gallery, done gallery work, done charity work, and now mainly works in using upcycled materials to create all sorts of products.
I used to think that my only options as an artist were to become popular enough that people would commission me or just give me money via patreon, but that's not the case. You can sell at craft fairs and conventions, you can provide a specific service, you can create assets and asset packs people can pay for, and you can create all sorts of physical or digital products to sell... and that's just the tip of the iceberg!
If you are constantly turning art into a numbers game to see how you can make enough money by posting the right™ stuff online at the right time, you're only going to make yourself miserable.
The best way to make a living off your art has NOTHING to do with popularity, getting lots of engagement online, or besting an algorithm, it's all networking. It's all about finding the right people who want what you make. If all you focus on is your follower count and post engagement, you're just going to end up hating art.
"Having fun doesn't pay the bills", who told you that? Why did you believe them?
I'm seeing people reblog the original post without the addition and I think yall should reblog this version instead
Also I made a mistake, the artist I work for has been working for over 50 years, not 40.
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For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him…. The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.
I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.
I love this too much.
Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist
FUCK your zodiac sign which force of nature are you married to
the sea
the mountains
the moon
the wind
the stars
the woods
the earth
fire
the sun
other (tags)
🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲
Tiny forest for your dash
🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️
wildlife returning to your dash :)
🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳
Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!
⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️
We're coming up on a mountain range
🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵
Meadow!
🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴
Slowly reaching the coast!
☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️
Into the sky
🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸
Made it to space!
☢️💥☄️
i killed you all.
🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥
and yet, life remains
🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨
the fire died out. we’re recovering
🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲
Tiny forest for your dash
For those unaware, Super Mario Maker for the Wii U disabled uploading levels in March of 2021, and is shutting down its servers entirely in April of this year. I don't know if there's a good estimate on how many levels have been created in SMM's lifetime, but in 2016 Nintendo reported about 7.5 million levels created by players, so the number is High.
In the meantime there is a community dedicated to taking every level that has yet to be cleared for the first time, and clearing it. Some of these levels take 6-10 hours of attempts to beat, and some of them use obscure glitches that no one else has discovered. Nevertheless, as of a few months ago there were less than 20,000 uncleared levels and currently there are less than 1,000.
Nothing remains but the most difficult platform experiences you can imagine. The community is confident they can "beat Super Mario Maker" but the deadline is fast approaching. It will be a tight race, and this is shaping up to be a potentially historic moment.
As of yesterday, all levels uploaded in 2016 have been cleared.
There are now 10 levels left.
We're looking at a full clear by Friday.
It is Thursday, Ides of March Eve, and there are 3 levels left before every single level in Super Mario Maker has been beaten by someone.
Imagine being the person that made a level so hard that literally every level ever made in this engine has been beaten except yours and 2 others.
thumbs up is one of the most useful and versatile things that an autistic boy can have in his arsenal
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
This post changed us fundamentally
happy one decade to the original post
i found the voice thingy and decided to have Spy spread the (furry) gospel :)
inspired by: @ghostisposting