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What Characters do when they're Alone!!!
˙⋆✮ Talking out loud to themselves through problems like no one is listening because no one is
˙⋆✮ The face they make when finally alone after too long being perceived
˙⋆✮ Dancing in a way they would die before doing in front of anyone
˙⋆✮ Practicing conversations that will never happen or already have
˙⋆✮ Eating whatever they want with zero performance of restraint
˙⋆✮ The shows they watch that they'd never recommend because they reveal too much
˙⋆✮ Crying at something small that was really about something large
˙⋆✮ Lying on the floor for no reason and finding it solves something
˙⋆✮ Narrating their own life quietly like a documentary no one commissioned
˙⋆✮ The hobby they've never mentioned to anyone because it belongs only to them
˙⋆✮ Laughing at their own thoughts in an empty room
˙⋆✮ Rehashing old arguments and finally saying the perfect thing three years too late
˙⋆✮ The way their posture completely changes when the last person leaves
˙⋆✮ Making elaborate meals or eating cereal over the sink with no in between
˙⋆✮ The music played at volumes that would concern the neighbors
˙⋆✮ Sitting in silence so deliberately it becomes its own kind of noise
˙⋆✮ Allowing themselves to want things they'd never say out loud to another person
˙⋆✮ The kindness they extend to themselves only when no one is watching
˙⋆✮ Falling apart in the shower because it's the only place that feels private enough
˙⋆✮ The version of themselves they are at 2am that no one else has ever met
It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.
#i don’t think this is what pterry meant by ‘a man’s not dead while his name is still spoken’
I absolutely think it is
I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.
I’m 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.
Terry was a comedic genius
#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf Leopard (via @morkaischosen)
god DAMMIT
When I was informed that “Vetinari” is a pun on “Medici”. That pun was so painful I couldn’t even see it.
...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.
*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*
get out here Terry I just wanna talk
Twurp’s Peerage made me throw a book (gently) at a wall.
In the UK, the book of the peerage is called Burke’s Peerage. Burke sounds like berk, which means a silly/annoying person. So Terry took ‘twerp’, another word for a silly or annoying person, and replaced the e with u.
The Book of Silly and Annoying People, based on the real thing with a pun on the name thrown in for good measure.
OMG I FUCKING *KNEW* VETINARI WAS A JOKE ON FUCKONG SOMETHING I JUST COULDNT GRASP IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WIND SOMEHOW
I am not a talented punster so I was today old when I realised about Vetinari.
guys it's fucking close to water
Latinclass ca. 9th grade: the text we had to translate contained the words trans means "on the other side of" or in german it can be translated to "über/ hinüber". Also silvas; silvanis means "the forest" or in german "der Wald".
Trans silvas very simply translated into german would be über den Wald
Trans silvas -> Transsilvanien -> Überwald
My latin teacher gave me a very weird look as I suddenly facepalmed myself and groaned quietly.
The Venturi and Selachii feud is what killed me when I got it.
The Venturi Effect is a scientific term referring to the acceleration of a liquid through a narrow tube (like a jet).
Selachii is a classification of sharks. (I discovered this when my stepson got really into sharks)
... fucking HELL Terry.
In Carpe Jugulum, Count Magpyr boasts of having helped write the Malleus Maleficarum, along with the Torquus Simiae Maleficarum, the Auriga Clavium Maleficarum, and in fact the entire Arca Instrumentorum.
The Malleus Maleficarum is a very real, very nasty and absolutely batshit insane book from late 15th-century Germany, basically laying out the procedure for catching, torturing, and executing witches. Its title translates to The Hammer of Witches. The other titles are Pratchett's inventions.
Malleus = "hammer" Torquus Simiae = "monkey wrench" Auriga Clavium = "bucket of nails" Arca Instrumentorum = "box of tools"
Identify the moment your story could have ended peacefully. Why doesn't it? Who or what prevents that resolution?
reader LIKED the fic? reader left thoughtful comment because they thought there was something worth analyzing? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for one thousand years!
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
Cosign.
*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you
tower of demon slayer eridians
no thoughts in those heads, but shinobu is probably piloting them like the goat simulator flamingo
Spoke to a gen z person the other night and apparently the young folks don't know about the very legal sites from which you can access public domain media (including Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and other Victorian gothic horror stories)?
Like this young person didn't even know about goddamn Gutenberg which is a SHAME. I linked to it and they went "aw yiss time to do a theft" and I was like "I mean yo ho ho and all that, sure, but. you know gutenberg is entirely legal, right?"
Anyway I'm gonna put this in a few Choice Tags (sorry dracula fans I DID mention it though so it's fair game) and then put some Cool Links in a reblog so this post will still show UP in said tags lmao.
Spreading the news to my followers - if you weren’t aware of this before, here’s the link to Project Gutenberg - https://www.gutenberg.org/
Project Gutenberg is a gigantic collection of books that are in the public domain. You can read the books through the site or you can download them in various formats so you can get the format you prefer for your eReader of choice.
It is free.
It is legal.
I was reviewing the list of the top 100 books downloaded yesterday and I saw a fair few that I had to read for college classes - so if you’re a college student and your professor assigns you to read Plato or any number of older works, check here before you buy a copy.
I reread the Anne series several years back - they were free through this. I need to reread Pride and Prejudice at least once a year, and my e-book version is from this. Someone recommended Jekyll and Hyde to me a few weeks back and I got a free copy from this. When I went to Haworth on my last holiday before the plague times, I brought books by the Bronte sisters with me to read or reread that I downloaded from here. It’s a great resource.
Yes yes yes! I was honestly so flabbergasted that this young person hadn't heard of the gutenberg project! It's been around for AGES, maybe longer than the kindle has? And it's such a huge project and wonderful resource! It used to be a household name (or maybe that's just my family, thanks to my dad being a cheapskate nerd [affectionate]). I was so glad to be able to share this resource and others with them though, and I wanted to make sure no one else was missing out!
If you look at the first reblog from me I also recommended a few other resources, most of which were from www.archive.org, home of the Wayback Machine! They run openlibrary.org, where you can check out ebooks of some public domain titles! They even have the Bone series by Jeff Smith!
And archive.org itself has all kinds of public domain media including music and movies! For Dracula fans, here's a radio show adaptation of the book, starring Orson Welles! And here's a 1920 movie adaptation of "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," starring John Barrymore, the grandfather of Drew Barrymore!
I'm so excited to see people falling in love with classic media through Dracula Daily! Let's keep that fire blazing!
Also, if you can't handle reading things, check out libirvox.org! it's a free audio book project taking public domain works and people doing free audiobooks! there's a lot of great stuff on there, but it takes things in the public domain and makes audio books out of them!
it's a super nice project, and you can find some really nice readers there!
Also don't think a book is old because it's in the public domain
lots of writers and publishers are prepared to waive future profits for entirely petty reasons
because of this the entire works of Philip K Dick [petty writer who found himself with lots of hangers on during his life] and HP Lovecraft [his publisher - who was his wife and hated him] became public domain on their death
Sherlock Holmes entered public domain this year, it's always worth checking because you can save a fortune
and the more popular the classic - the more likely someone has uploaded it
Also don’t think a
book is old because it’s in
the public domain
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Want audiobooks instead?
LibriVox has free public domain audiobooks.
Public domain works in the US are:
Anything published (in the US) from 1927 or earlier (this number goes up every year for quite a while), and
Anything published between 1928 and 1963 that wasn't renewed, and
Anything published before 1989 without a proper copyright notice.
(Don't go looking for things in that third category unless you've studied a LOT about copyright law. Mostly that covers things like "weird little newsletters" and "self-published booklets" and sometimes fanzines. But most publications have a copyright notice in them.)
There's also some oddball exemptions here and there; copyright law is a tentacled mess. But those are the basic guidelines. (Except for audio. Audio has its own set of rules. It's weird.) (I mentioned tentacles, did I not? Double the amount of them you were thinking of.)
There are a lot of works from the 50s and early 60s that were not renewed, especially short stories published in magazines.
Project Gutenberg began in 1971; the first text was the US Declaration of Independence, shared through the university computer system. That was the start of "hey computers + public domain text = FREE BOOKS FOR EVERYONE."
Adding on that Project Gutenberg is not just Eng language texts either! I know specifically about the French texts because I did independent study French lit in high school and all my sources were Project Gutenberg acquired (Candide my beloathed) but there's many open source texts available in a number of languages.
browsing the top 100 books downloaded in the last 30 days can be really fun too, interesting to see how things change
https://www.gutenberg.org/browse/scores/top#books-last30
Oh man, yeah, young people definitely need to learn this. I read so many public domain things when I was fresh out of college and penniless but still needed entertainment. Just going straight to Wikisource works too:
And yes, Sherlock Holmes is in the public domain. But I got bored with Sherlock Holmes after a few months, and became much more pumped when I discovered his mirror opposite, Arsene Lupin. Because when you're not only young and penniless but living through the Great Recession, what you really want to read about isn't the world's greatest detective solving crimes. It's the world's greatest thief robbing fat cats blind while pantsing the police along the way.
And you can Ctrl-F find words in electronic texts.
This is so powerful that in the old times they made a whole-ass index of every word in the Bible, called a concordance. It is now possible for every electronic book
How to OC post without being an artist (or spending money)!
As much as I yelled about OC-posting, some people said that they struggled to know what exactly they should be posting. Obviously the answer is whatever you feel like but if you’re already aimless, that answer isn’t very helpful. Additionally, not everyone knows how to draw (which I think is an obvious method of OC-posting) so I wanted to give some ideas for what people could post for their OC! This will be split up into different sections.
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
smth smth kokushibo's fight was truly against himself as demon slayer. the pinnacle of strength (gyomei), brotherhood (shinazugawas) and legacy (muichiro) i cannot explain it appropriately for the life of me T-T
meanwhile we got the festival of masks over here
mask your apathy, mask your rage, mask your true self , mask your bare face. lets all rip it off. gotouge sensei lemme kiss you on the mouth
not to derail the convo but i need a full discourse panel on how outrageously cunty that snap is. like. it lives rent free.
also i’m fully convinced this man says “period” way more often than we’re led to believe… whilst snapping btw.
Sylus headcanon he hired a private tutor for the twins. Just because they’re a crime boss’ adoptive sons henchmen doesn’t mean they won’t be getting that education. They are no dropouts. They WILL have an education. He WILL make them do homework. He is their father. They WILL be deadly assassins but they will NOT be uneducated.
The twins killing a group of people and doing it slowly because they rather spend hours doing this than do one more physics homework
And and and and!! In some crack alternate universe we can get to have Sylus helping the twins with maths homework at the kitchen table;
Sylus: For the tenth time, what is 20 times 5, Luke!?
Luke: *sobbing* i dont know bossman please don't make me do more push ups!!
Kieran: come on bro that's easy, how many people did we kill in that fight last week? there were like five groups of 20 men, right?
Sylus; Kieran stop helping him he needs to figure this out by himself.
Wait, wait! or we could get this (well not really since Sy is a genius but humour me);
Kieran; uuuh bossman, the book says we should do this the other way...
Sylus; why would they change the way you solve this?? Have the laws of physics also changed since the last time I check?! Math is math!
the way Sylus has COMPLETELY taken over my mind
I can't watch any movie or TV show with criminals, gangs, or some badass femme fatale and NOT think of him🤣🤣
Peaky Blinders
Sin City
John Wick
Gotham
Eastern Promises
Public Enemies
Sons of Anarchy
Daredevil (movie)
Punisher (movie)
Catwoman
Mr and Mrs Smith
Tulsa King
THE LIST GOES OOOONNN
I'll just be watching something and every thought that pops into my head is usually "that's something Sylus would do" or "their dynamic is TOTALLY Sylusmc"
Watching Gotham and imagining Sylus as a crime boss like Carmine Falcone or even a hitman like Zsasz. Anytime a character, especially a crime boss, has a city trembling in fear, terrified of his very name, I'm always like "yep. SYLUS"
I'm a little obsessed🤣🤣
He's all I think about now😫😫🩷🩷
.....don't mind me just noting down a few fanart ideas..... that I'll definitely finish this time, unlike the heap of abandoned wips glaring at me like some scorned lover.
I feel like we don't really get to see any of the LADS guys properly smile, like a big ol' toothy grin. So naturally I pick the man who likely has to keep the tightest lock on his facial expressions, and make him crack up!
Yes is also an effort to comfort myself over the tragedy that is not being able to save any of Sylus' laughs from the beach event!
I've got many, many thoughts about Sylus' smile which'll get posted if I complete this wip.... hopefully