Warning Will Ruin Your Childhood!

[orionsangel86]

From facebook; mic drop.

[finnskeeper]

So that last line punched me in the face so hard I hit the reblog button. Oh well.

[tabigale]

my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*

happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz:  (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing)  )

[bellemyers]

self love moment

[eggastential-biscuits]

[selenic-sister]

DID I NOT-?

[eggastential-biscuits]

[selenic-sister]

You win. 👏

[weird--fxckin--bee]

Mmmmmm…. good luck with that.

[that-bastard-with-all-the-bones]

NOOOOOOOOO

[surviving-ardor-thriving]

yeah that’s probably what’s gonna happen

[fireflyxsky]

oh this is easy lol

[lostdragonrider]

Uuuuummmmm… help

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Damn, this takes pissing on the moon to a whole new level….

[r1v3r-x0x0x]

[ripinocent]

But I’m allergic 😢😭🥺

[beardedmrbean]

[taken-aurally]

It feels criminal not to include the third panel

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[malketor]

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

[thegreenwolf]

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

[defilerwyrm]

i tried

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

shetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty

[fangirlberry]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

I love when people find this post again, this is a wholesome werewolf post.

[wallnoises]

“may I offer you a fish in these trying times”

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[senso1954]

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

[deseretgear]

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

[kirbymongerr]

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[silken-scarves]

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

[headspace-hotel]

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

[anarchautistic]

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

[lilmaneater]

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

[sailorbryant]

My God guys we can't do this again

[reasonandempathy]

Do what?

Mališa (1994) deserves the recognition it's now getting.

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[wytrykusarchives]

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

[spootywabbit]

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

[kaseylgifford]

     I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go.      Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.       Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

[riverthunder]

God, I can’t express to you how fucking DELIGHTED I become whenever they Milt Khal Head Swaggle Post graces my dash with its presence again.

[ripinocent]

Are kissing booth legal? Like is that not considered prostitution? The whole reason why prostitution is illegal is because people aren’t things to be sold or something right? What the difference between selling kisses and selling bj’s? Can someone please explain what is happening here what is the thought process? Also why are people allowed to sleep with random strangers they meet on the street as long as they are not getting paid? Like why is this the line that we draw with capitalism? Like someone was allowed to patent and sell rock with googlie eyes as pets but people can’t be paid to do something that they are already doing? “Come to America where anything can be turned into a business! as long as you don’t get paid for sleeping with people!” What is the problem with people being paid to sleep with someone if it was legal then criminal activity would lower because prostitutes could get the abusive a-holes arrested and no more greedy pimps taking advantage of women just trying to make ends meet and they could get regular std tests done lowering the statistics of std cases because they could report them without being arrested for trying to pay bill?

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[aljustal]

… It’s 2020

[dealanexmachina]

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

[keenmarvellover]

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

[vadergf]

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

[ladyvesuvia]

i dont get it

[maybanksslut]

omg ves search it up

[miridiums-writing]

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

[memeingcheetah27]

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

[tommysparker]

can’t risk it sorry

[cade-the-god]

sorry no risks here

[k1ngan0n]

Risk taker? Wrong person

[nightingalestakeflight-deactiva]

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

[ilove-evanpeters]

paranoid help

[btsgangleader]

Oh hell no! I’m not testing her, not after the years we’ve been having.

[yfneccentric]

Almost middle of 2023 already??? Why not?

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[marybeatriceofmodena]

I went to a nun school. 

The nuns there were like, so rad. 

It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girls’ little brother who was there. 

There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy. 

So what happened? 

The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: “Would you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?” “Nnnnno…” “Then treat every girl like she’s the Virgin Mary.” Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day. 

Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girls’ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: “If a guy touches you in a way you don’t like, punch him in the face. It’s not a sin against charity. On the contrary, you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.” 

So I was at my desk during class looking like this: 

[musicalhell]

Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.

[knitmeapony]

If the Catholic church were run by like 90% of the nuns I know, the world would be a much better, much cooler place.

[yuna-dan]

Society gets angried at us for defending ourselves than at men who attacked us.

Never stay quiet girl

FIGHT

LIKE

THE 

WOMAN

YOU 

ARE

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[phillipfancypants]

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

[cantsleeplogan-deactivated20200]

And unclench your jaw

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

[immrbrightsideeee]

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

[luxwing]

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

[toomanyfandoms2name]

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

[2spirit-1spoon]

don’t forget the laundry in your drier

[some-donkus-named-iode]

Don’t forget to eat a breakfast, regardless of how late you woke up

[the-haiku-bot]

Don’t forget to eat

a breakfast, regardless of

how late you woke up

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[magpie-moving]

do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?

anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?

[magpie-moving]

they were like "that's a real crime that happens to real people!" like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, "hey, my name is arson, what's yours?" and then the response they'd get us, "a‐arson...? 😰 like.... as in... setting property on fire....? that.... that happened to me once, i... i need to sit down.."

[magpie-moving]

stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!

[penny-anna]

[drivemetogeek]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

[chocolate-cup-cake-deactivated2]

I’m pansexual which means I’m attracted to the other girl

[unleashedcryptidbutch]

I'm an asexual lesbian which means I'm attracted to the wall.

Eh. That's fair.

[bethany-imadebiscuits]

I’m an asexual aromantic lesbian which means i’m attracted to you lol

[demonic-and-gay-phoenix]

I’m queer which means I’m attracted to her self and not being like that anymore

[crushedoranges]

I'm a nonbinary pansexual and I'm attracted to the eagle's of my friends

???????

[m0ldys0cks]

i’m asexual panromantic which mean i’m attracted to her parents lol

LMAOO

[mossisaspiritanimal]

I'm panace which means that I'm attracted to the FUCKING BIRD AGAIN!!!!

OH noH not again

[the-sunnyside-arsonist]

I'm asexual biromantic which means I'm attracted to the shop and charity

Well ok then

[bandshirts-andbooks]

I’m asexual biromantic which means I’m attracted to you but not attracted in any way

[123-just-ignore-me]

I’m pansexual so I’m attracted to the first time at the restaurant

[shrumpo]

"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird