RndmPeep

RE9 Leon make brain go brrr.

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[halfhumanhalfasleep]

a collection of judgy Cody faces, for your enjoyment

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[clone-whanz]

WIP idk if I’ll ever finish it but pls enjoy the 501st boys being menaces in your kitchen

[maverlok]

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

[deejohnes-deactivated20151107]

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

[maverlok]

hence:

[nethaca]

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

[lamsandmulletteblog-deactivated]

This is everything

[ammoth]

@maverikloki

… my hand slipped

[girl4music]

See this is why I love Tumblr.

When do you get creative engagement like this on other social media sites? You just don’t have the space to.

[letrune]

To brighten your day!

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

my dad said I shouldn't use the English language as i please well wait until he sees how crazy style epic mode I've been englishing as i interweb

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

there are two notes on this post (excluding the third im adding now) and youre both of them so thats actually incorrect

[ebonyheartnet]

[martinkhall]

100,000 by July.

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

you've failed. i win another round, tumblr.

[worlds-of-garnet-ink]

by the END of July :)

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

you are giving me another chance to win. this post isnt going to get 100k notes man

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

@type-blaze0 you know who to summon

[type-blaze0]

They didn't say this july, By the way. But fine.

Ahem, celebrity moots, your presence has been requested by @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh. If you have any complaints, bring it up with them.

The celebrity moots in question: @teaboot @king-of-oreo @bubble-official @evil-bread-offical @skeletal-spire-man

And those whose presence is wanted as well @walmart-the-official @offiiciallybavaria

Also, @left-lateral-incisor @aka-edmond i remember you two liking to spam things.

[king-of-oreo]

I’m not even kidding I thought this post was a 10k in the beginning

[buckyfan-fluid]

@no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @oero-fo-gnik

[laciffo-natas]

Same as king, I was startled

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[cupcakelogic]

oh no

[starsfelllikerain]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[keyfili]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 🌈 dir. Peter Jackson.

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[yeahdragon]

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

[yeahdragon]

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[1rabong]

What if.. Glorfindel joined the Fellowship,,

[drinkingstarlights]

I will never not reblog this.

[ceescedasticity]

(For anyone who does not get the joke: Glorfindel has killed a balrog before! But it killed him too, because it was able to grab him by the hair.)

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[kadedrowned]

oh my god the silicon valley "stop hiring humans" and "ai wont complain about work life balance" billboards we're in detroit become human

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[holybananapants]

get your medication please, also: basil, rosemary, and peppermint are cockroach repellents. also orange peels work for other bugs

[purplezrb]

Plants and medicine working together in harmony <3

[meepmonstare]

tea for a sore throat, antibiotics for the plague.