Fighting Roman
Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/sunshineemomare on X.
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Fighting Roman
Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/sunshineemomare on X.
āI can explainā
hey remember this post. well guess what.
left brain right brain, adhd autism. you. you get it.
pre-AA Virgil, caught awake too late by Janus.
Writing tip: the way your characters word what they say tells us as much about them as what they're saying. For example:
"Shampoo tastes bad." - neutral statement, simply stating the obvious. Tells us nothing about how the character sees themselves or the world around them. Uninteresting.
"I just don't like the way shampoo tastes." - implies that the character speaking considers this to be an unusual feature of themselves, in contrast to other people, who are implied to supposedly enjoy it. Raises additional questions.
Fan Language
Ć Pairing: Roceit
Ć Canon Universe
Ć Tags: Fluff, Crack and Fluff, Crack Treated Seriously, Kissing, Slight Fourth Wall Breaking, Swearing
Ć Word Count: 1k+ words
Ć Notes: These are what the fan gestures Janus used mean:
Kiss Me - Press the half-closed fan over the lips
Talk to Me - Touch the lips with the tip of the closed fan
I Fancy You - Place the tip of the closed fan over the cheek
I Love You - Open the fan and place it over the heart
Ć AO3 link
Ć Summary: Janus tries to flirt and seduce Roman through the art of fan language. His mission fails successfully.
im riveted by this. this is the future of television.Ā
this post has rendered my activity feed unusable on so many occasions but I canāt bring myself to delete it. Noodlesā¦
āOnly you, my girl, only you, babe
Only you, darling, only youā
Roceit content for the roceit fans, hope I'm feeding you all wellšš
ā¢Please Reblogā¢
ā¢Cross posted on Twitter/X
Art Taglist: @cutebisexualmess @uhhh-hi-there-i-am-nervous @virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo @patchesofwork @lelelele00 (please tell me if you want to be added or removed in the tag list)
when i tell you i literally have had this fish in my mind since 2018
Ah yes my fave genre of Logan ship art, Logan Loses Personal Space Privileges
Alternativelyā¦
Virgil: Wow, Remus is so obviously in love with Logan, why aren't they dating yet? Roman and Janus, wearing matching shirts saying 'Please date me Virgil': Yeah, he's so oblivious.
I always see "mad scientist intrulogical fusion", and I raise you "crime detective intrulogical fusion"
A crime detective who is incredibly smart, and often takes this literally, but who also just loves crime scenes and knows so much about murder weapons that you just might wonder if they were involved in the murder themselves..?
my favorite part was Deceit going āSsssssssuck up!ā to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like
Deceit
pal
your name isnāt Jealousy, calm thy snaketits
Snake tits.
Snake titties.
Snitties
Tough snitties (snake titties)
Roman, you good, fahm?
No, but thatās unrelated to the snake tits.
Snits
Ok, but consider:
Snipples
Snipples
Iām sorry I couldnāt hear you over the snake titties clapping together what was that @dabub167
hhhng, Thomas, im trying to win a court case but Iām
Dummy Thicc
and the clap of my
Snitties
is distracting the judge
iām going to get hella buff just so I can suplex all of u
Understandable, have a nice day
Great news! This fandom is canceled :D
Deceit:
I arrive to the court room.
Suit: on
Patton: pissed off
Roman: thirsty
Virgil: anxious
Logan: nowhere
Snitties: out
Hotel: trivago
Cursed. All of you.
omg i hate this fandom
god, i love this fandom
I simultaneously hate and love this fandom
I mean y'all like,,, asked for this
I donāt know how to react to this and the art is making it worse
ASDFGHJKL
IT GOT WORSE AND BETTER SOMEHOW
Iā¦
I NEED!
TO ADD ON TO THIS
HERE HE COMES
sexy goofbal shirtless deeyeet
I love this fandom so much.
thomas im so sorry
Snitties for them classy buddies
Iām just gonna leave,,,this here..
YALL I- WJEBENDJSHBSNSSNš
I have the sudden urge to add to shirtless deceit
Edit: I drew him and I feel like it was too well and now Iām just embarrassed š
SHOW HIM ANYWAY!!
WE DEMAND THE SNITTIES
@iamliteraltrash1 snits
In my defense, I do kinda know how to draw bodies from my first college class
Iām gonna send this to my mum
Ok all if thisā¦. but the op said ācalm thy snaketitsā
Thy
u wanna fite about my word usage, pal? U wanna heckin go?? Put up ur dukes, Iāll bap ya
I⦠I just need to save this for a rainy day.
i know no one asked for it but hereās my addition to the famous snipples post.
Thomas iām so sorry-
So what if, for like two days, this is the only post we tag Thomas in
ITāS SO TEMPTING TO ADD AN ADDITION.
JUELS DO IT
Temptation accomplished
(Thomas im so sorry)
Why has this post crossed my dash again
In the court room, the snitties come out
@yalltookmyurlideasā @the-duke-of-deodorantā @ephemeral-afterlightā @strawberryjellystuffā
@dailysandersidesaudoodlesā since you wanted me to add something onto thisā¦
@pontsalin YEEEEEEEESSSSSS GOOOOOOOD
This is exactly why Joan had to tell us his name wasnāt Tiddylicious
This is cursed
Did anyone tag Thomas? Please do.
ā¦Iām gonna tag Thomas and Joan-
@thatsthat24 @thejoanglebook
Hey thereās more
My friend has made it apparent to me that if his titties are snitties, it is only appropriate to call his ass his snass/ snuttcheeks
Yes of course his snitties are rivaled only by his snuttcheeks
Please dont make it worseā¦
oh boy.
My friends made it worseā¦
i love them all holy fuck what is wrong with us
please ive tried to type like three different captions in response to this i cant
Iām sorry
deceit has a S N I C C SNASSĀ
Snicc snighs
and those snicc snighs save livesĀ
Specifically romanās
i hate this so much xD
WHY AM I A PART OF THIS THREAD I DONāT WANT THIS XD
I stand by my previous statement that youāre all cursed-
When youāre supposed to be studying for finals and this appears on your dash-
DECEIT HAS LOVELY SNITTIES AND HIS SNICK AND HIS SNASS ARE S N I C C AS F R I C C
So whoās gunna be the one to say snakes got two dicks
Aw nice to see you again snitties post
Love the new additions
Can we have more snicc snass?
ITāS BACK
Also may I add on with just⦠Socks
And I need to write a sequel to my Snitties fic
@purp-man itās the post you hate love!
Why does this still exist
I kinda stopped rebloggong this post because it was really long but since y'all made me read the word
Snussy
with my own two eyes, everyone else has to see it too.
Oh fuck itās back
AND THEYāVE ADDED TO IT OH GOD
Oh my stars
I didnāt think it could go further but oh my fucking stars
This post just appeared on my dash ten times in a row I canāt handle that
PLEasE DONāT TEMPT ME TO ADD MORE
You know what the issue is with everyone following each other here?
I see posts like this 10 times in a row
@artissijam *game grumps Palpatine impression voice* DO IT!
I have been in the fandom since 2017 and I have never seen this post and suddenly I saw it like three times in a row.
My hatred and loved for this fandom has grown. Thatās it.
Ah, the famed snitties post
Right so i caved in
OH MY GOD
@snakes-with-hats
I- THEYVE ADDED TO THIS??!
I love this. I should draw something for it. This is fucking wonderful
Oh no-
Even being nudged down like five flights of stairs doesnt give me as much whiplash as looking at this post I swear-
everytime this is on my dash itās gotten more cursed
am i the only one loving this thread?
And now itās back.i have many reactions to this post but none of them have words to describe them.
HA
Its back bitches
welp, itās back
is it bad that i want to add to this-
You must keep this tradition alive, go on, bring our cursed snake thread more
murder me-
I have participated in this and I cannot back out.
Oh My Goodness, YOU CAN GOOGLE SNITTIES!Ā
The Snitties have made it to Youtube! The is a screen shot from @lotusetteāĀ ās Sander side Animatic. Link to itĀ Ā here.Ā
Congragulations @what-even-is-thissā and @sanders-sidebysideā you have Started a meme.Ā
Finally found the origional!!! :,) I love @lotusette
These screenshots that were right after that one though were the best
Janus with little dark sides š„ŗ