enbitch

i have no fucking idea what i’m up to they/them

[saphhicbitch]

this is my new animatic that i’m really proud of please check it out :) give it a like or sub or a hate comment whatever gives it traction thanks in advance

[saphhicbitch]

salsa

i make art, well i try to at least and do some other stuff :)

hello check my new vid out it’s pretty cool and also my first attempt at this i would greatly appreciate a like and sub(if u wanna) OR JUST A VIEW leave a hate comment if u like just gimme that traction ALRIGHT BYE AND THANK UU

[afrohoneycomb-deactivated202405]

I would never date a trans woman because I’m a lesbian and lesbians don’t like dick. Die mad about it.

...congrats? like how is this any concern to me and who are all these trans women that wanna get with you so bad lmaooo

this the problem with y'all - the assumption that trans women want your ugly asses so bad that you gotta vouch for your own sexual purity to a stranger every time somebody suggests you mind your own business. you need to go outside, air out your wymyn-born-wymyn cooch or something damn

[saphhicbitch]

i- like they legit think trans women give a fuck-

[saphhicbitch]

one day i just woke up.. looked myself in the mirror and said..

i’m gonna cause some highkey lesbcious behavior up in this joint..

[bgb16999]

Reblog if your blog is ace/aro friendly...

So that I can follow you. 

[saphhicbitch]

i love my ace and aro siblings <33

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤💞🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️💔 AWWW

[antiheronore-deactivated2024070]

❤👍🌙🐉✨

That's pretty accurate

[kitsune-35]

❤🔥🖤🤍💙

[saphhicbitch]

✨🌈🔥🦐🏳️‍⚧️ i mean

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[reeshahasha]

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

What a ride

[buckyeah]

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

l e m o n m a n

[epsilonhybrid]

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

[watercolourferns]

Nice ending for this…

[yuna-dan]

Wow that was a ride

[dechart]

OK. Pls pls pls, read the whole thing. It’s legendary.

[overworked-strawberry]

IM SHAKING

[arthropoidangst]

:3

[3m0-r4bb1t]

holy shit what a ride

[saphhicbitch]

LEMON MAN

[allo-nsy]

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

[christineebersole]

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

[pedeka]

I wear Thunderstorm myself….

[kitsune-35]

I have Moonbeam

[saphhicbitch]

I FMSNSJJDJXJDHSJZNXIDSUZDJDJDJDJDUDU

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[jukadiie]

[worldwide-revolution-deactivate]

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

[i-partied-with-gatsby-deactivat]

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

[nonwhiteteethteens]

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

[rocketzandwaterfallz]

Most def had to reblog this. I’m supporting him 1000%

[theoriginallowkeyfreak]

https://www.naij.com/455113-nigeria-professor-claims-to-have-cure-for-hivaids.html

[phillybarberfreak]

Repost & Save a Life!!!!!! Repost

[monica39-deactivated20220627]

There is hope .Amen Repost this would help a lot of people…

[curioussubfreak]

God bless this man. I hope this saves lives.

[doctorboss]

Reblog it saves lives

[thechristmasrapture]

The tumblr app closed on me TWICE when I tried to reblog this

coincidence?

(THREE TIMES)

[milo-does-a-discourse-deactivat]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eleanor-hates-pedos-blog]

REBLOG THIS SHIT OR BLOCK ME

[gay-as-shite-deactivated2018022]

Reblog please

@madhattey @princeofmints @androgynousblackbox @ryuronny @mrgoldsdearie @blogthegreatrouge @ship-is-love @askoswaldandedward

[dearest-darlingest-diva]

WHAT I S THIS

[fanfics-of-a-tired-ravenclaw]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[aeveris-oldblog-deactivated2020]

WHATSHDJD–

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

RE-FUCKING-BLOG

[citrus-adventures]

REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA TGIS BREAK THE NOTES IF WE HAVE TO

[dads-against-onision]

haha take this, government!

[aierie--dragonslayer]

Wow my instinct about this topic was right.

[crystalfay]

REBLOG

[bubblegumbitch71-blog]

Reblog

[moonflowero1]

Reblog if you can handle it but also this is important and I’m proud of you either way

[n3kk1tty]

Doesn’t matter were you grew up. Doesn’t matter the country or continent you came from. Smart people are all over the world and news flash they discover things all the time. I’m really proud of this man though anyway he is going to help so many people.

[strawberriesandsprinklesblog]

This ain’t blog relevant, I dont fuckin care

REPOST👏THIS👏SHIT👏

[sincerely-raine]

Reblog this or I’ll eat your toes while you’re sleeping

[ubedoodles]

Jesus Christ I didn’t believe this at first but my god THIS IS AMAZING :D I’m so happy!!!

[whereartthoubromeo]

Guys, reblog the hell outta this

[dads-back-from-the-store]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOOST THIS HIV IS SUCH A BIG FUCKING EPIDEMIC

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

Reblog please, even if it goes against your normal stuff, i know it’s weird for an art blog to have stuff abt hiv and aids but please please please boost this

[saphhicbitch]

WOAAHHHHHHHHHH

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[uhh-the-green-thing]

The legendary thread is back

[ebonyheartnet]

IT’S FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!

[drgrlfriend]

This one is perfect for Tumblr: “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…” ends with “drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.”

So, it’s not that knowledge is dangerous, the emphasis is on having just a little knowledge.  Having just a cursory understanding of something causes overconfidence and potential to misunderstand, but when you really delve into a subject in depth you realize the full complexity of it.

[saphhicbitch]

i’m just sitting here shocked over this post

[genderqueerpositivity]

Inspired by the word searches I shared yesterday, here is a brand new way to discover your gender! The first word you see is your shiny new gender identity!

This is just for fun! A lot of the words in there are random. :)

[diospore]

Top secret?! How do I get clearance then?! Smh I’m the highest authority in this matter how come I don’t have clearance!!

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

Anxiety.

Yeah, accurate

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

Meme

yeah

[vapid-helix-deactivated20210627]

[dog]

[… I mean,,,, not wrong?]

[valley-of-the-rats-deactivated2]

sus

lmao ok

[we-the-pride-system]

dog

:D

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

anxiety 

[all-my-friends-are-fake]

Lmao I got acab

[dont-mess-with-nat-deactivated2]

I got anxiety… makes sense

[onceuponamyst]

I got doom…..

[gumi-megpoidd]

OUTER SPACE 😎

[microwaveabl]

anxiety (derogatory)

[biscuitcultist]

Apparently I’m corn…..

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

rage. its been this way for a while, it makes sense.

[saphhicbitch]

doom.. u know what yeah

[catchymemes]

[aki47-hayakawa-deactivated20230]

Merlin is the cutest fucking kitty ive ever seen in my life. We need more people like Elliot Green in this world. Bless his heart.

[saphhicbitch]

merlin looks like a mythical creature and i love him

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

The best T. rex is nonbinary, guys!!!

[greer-art]

I support them

[brainscrewz]

rb if you’re a nonbinary dinosaur, support nonbinary dinosaurs, or if you really want some fucking fries

[skeleton-richard]

Here’s their current profile!

[krystal-prisms]

LARGE M U R D E R B I R D

[neornithes]

reblogging for Leo solidarity

[jonahmarshall-deactivated202206]

SUE IS THAT BITCH!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!

[saphhicbitch]

ENBY DINOSAUR AAAAA

[toasty-bat]

gay highschool musical (feat. james cordon)

Implying high school musical isn’t already gay

I don’t know who that actor is, is this Heathers

[saphhicbitch]

gosh ur right hm lesbain highschool musical feat.

this guy (if u don’t get it by now i can give u a few more tries or i can just tell u it cuz it’s a good movie)

and it isn’t heathers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reminder there’s no wrong way to be nonbinary! discovering that you’re nb doesn’t mean you have to change things about yourself & your appearance. you can just…identify as nonbinary.   

[saphhicbitch]

needed that gaud thanks

[moldyrock]

Wanna hear a secret?

i’ve never stopped loving anyone. 

never ever. once i love you, that’s it. forever. 

you with your smile, and you with the silent, but amused resignation, and you holding the fruitcup, and you folding the fortune teller, and you tagging me, and you handing me my book, and you holding the door, and you, just because. 

somedays, i might forget your name because memory is like that, but the heart doesn’t forget. i remember you. i miss you. i love you. 

[saphhicbitch]

the accuracy on this post people might hurt me and stuff like that but my heart still loves them it’s crazy and stupid sometimes but that’s just how i am

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[atlasblinked]

your url just makes it better

[canuckianhawkbi]

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

[ukrainianliteratureforlife-deac]

Damn, that was really unexpected😳

Cool commercial!

[crittizen]

Tfw you have the sudden urge to draw fan art for a fucking commercial

[the-spaced-out-system]

oh my god

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

when I tell yOU-

[why-are-there-crocs-in-my-stew]

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

[cherrywolf]

[mrrrow-rio]

Awww

This is the best commercial EVER

[arthropoidangst]

third commercial i’ve ever enjoyed

[abletoscreambutimostlywhisper-d]

this is only the second commercial that i’ve ever enjoyed.

[nix-rising]

i know want fanfic and fanart of them?

thank you ever so much cornetto

[mayoiayasep]

i knew it

Im not even surprised

[microwaveabl]

I expected the kiss, not the fact it was a fuckign commercial

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

i thought it was a stand alone short! :O

[saphhicbitch]

that has to be one of my favorite commercials now