I Do Things Sometimes

God is a worm, the universe is made of cheese

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[ihni]

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

[letterful]

[theboredvoid]

@commodityproduction

[commodityproduction]

I'm afraid it's hopeless

[sniffanimal]

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[ashen-crest]

This seems to have vibed with a lot of folks, so as encouragement: after posting this, I did in fact write a whole chapter. So you can do it too! You ARE capable of putting sentences together!

[zannolin]

oh blorbo from my shows? haha yeah man i love that guy. i hope something terrible happens to him in front of his loved ones that he barely survives and i get to watch.

[thulium]

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[nu11ifi3d]

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

[weaver-z]

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

[scorpionlafemme]

[leresq]

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

[glubby]

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

[alivehouse]

i think many people on this site would benefit from taking a step back and looking a the actual words theyre typing out once in a while

[alivehouse]

i think many people would also benefit from considering saying sth along the lines of "sorry, i said something in poor taste while i was mad" every once in a while instead of doubling down as well

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

daily mantras:

what the hell, sure

random bullshit go

all shall be well

never kill yourself

the world is infinite

[energyprison]

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

blank version, please make this the new infodumping meme

[its-time-to-be-silly]