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an ode to twenty.
i blinked and suddenly, i am no longer 12, or 15, or 18. i am no longer a child.
I complain a lot. Awfully a lot for someone who hasn’t experienced much at all. May it be over something I cannot control, may it be about someone who has a mind of their own. Stepping into the 20’s club was a journey I never thought I’d get to experience ever. I never planned on living this long, but I guess it’s not too bad. You get your ups and downs, but everything matters, right? Could be for the better for or for the worse, but everything qualifies to be packed up to experience. On the brighter side, it's a more valid reason to complain.
Oh, 20. You’ve done a number on me. If I didn’t know better I wouldn’t have recognized the girl who I was before you. I blinked and suddenly I’m no longer a child. Suddenly, I’m dragging myself out of bed, making myself pretty to pretend like nothing ever fazes me, even if everything does—everything shakes my very being, but I’ve learned to never blink even when things go downhill. I’ve learned how to function even when I’m under the bus, getting drowned in the mud that I personally made myself. I’ve learned how to push through even through the moments that feel suffocating—even through moments that feel like it’s never going to end. I’ve learned how to let go of the heavy things, maybe even some of the pretty things that make my heart feel nice in the name of pushing through. I don’t know how to feel about it, it doesn’t feel fair that I still don’t have the best decision making skills and my judgment is still basically questionable, but hey, if I’m still here, maybe I’m still doing something right, no?
I could go on picking bones on every single questionable thing I’ve done during you, but this is an ode after all, so I will refrain. You’ve done good amid it all, I guess it’s only fair to tell you how proud I am of you. 6 months ago, you were told (by someone professional btw) that you were afraid of success, mostly because of the discomfort that it came with. While it’s already been years of fighting yourself, I’m glad you’re still winning. I’m glad that we’re still here. I’m glad you’re growing to be okay with the discomfort that life throws at you. You’re still shit at it, but you’re okay. You have people to hold on to. They want to be there for you, you need to stop gaslighting yourself that they don’t and that you don’t deserve them. It’s okay. It’s cheesy, but man, everything will be alright in time. You’ll figure it out eventually.
Life didn’t stop when you were 15. It didn’t stop (in no particular order) when you failed your finals, or when flunked out of the dean’s list, or when you were in the brink of not finishing your thesis on time for the defense, or when some guy broke your heart, or when you physically didn’t walk the stage to deliver your high school speech that you dreamed of for 6 solid years, or when you didn’t get to your dream college—it didn’t stop even if you were too tired to think straight. Life didn’t stop at 15 and all of the other times you wish it would. So now you’re here, finally at 21. It’s not what you expected it to look like, but hey, it’s going to make sense in the long run. Just hold on. You have loved and lost and you’re going to feel more of those but it’s always better to love and have lost than to lose and never have loved at all.
Fuck whatever happens at 21, let yourself have fun even just for the hope of it all.
don’t disturb them
I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today
you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think…someone wrote something THIS good… and then just….published it on the internet….for free…..
I love you, fanfic authors
reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.
Here’s an emergency compliment
Here you can play 2048
Here’s a playlist of Bob ross
Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free
Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free
Here you can to nothing for two minutes
Here you can break something. It’s good for anger
Here’s a button to press to make everything okay
Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)
Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose
Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable
Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money
Here you can draw your own island
Here you can learn about patterns website’s use
Here you can get your life stats
Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)
Here you can see how fast you’re moving
Here you can see the progress of time
Here you can see the future of the universe
Want some more?
Here’s the butterfly project
Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake
Here’s a link to some free audiobooks
Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden
Here’s a secret
Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties
Here’s another secret
Here’s a link to some cool websites
Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons
Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s
Some more? I’ve got plenty
Here’s 100,000 stars
Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)
Here you can weave silk
Here you can make a castle of your own
Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing
Here you can explore recursion
Here you can play a jelly block game
I’m back with some more!
Here you can draw with pasta
Here you can draw logo’s from memory
Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs
Here you can play The Organ Trail
Here’s a customizable white noise website
Here you can simulate gravity
Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy
Here you can make your own galaxy
Here’s a website you can get some support at.
to find later
Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)
Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is
Here you can paint someone’s nails
Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)
Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)
Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled
Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile
Here’s a rickroll
Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.
Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)
Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)
And here you can generate more cool websites like these
pinning thissss
And yet more!!!
Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm
Here you can make snowflakes
Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music
Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)
Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist
Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science
Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations
I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.
DASH DASH DASH WAKE UP
credits: genshin impact official twitter
OH GOD OH MY GODDDD LOOK AT HIM
@lavender-composition and i are frothing at the mouths rn
hey folks; i know we’re all going thru it right now, so I made a carrd masterpost of some stuff to comfort us all. there’s some games, some mental health stuff, and all the crisis lines i could find. i hope it helps; please spread this if you think your followers might find it useful
Check it
Remember right after the rap battle when Virgil says “that was clearly just a copy of Epic Rap Battles of History,” and Logan responds with that adorable lil “Yes, I was going to point that out…. but I didn’t wanna miss this opportunity.” It makes sense now that I’ve noticed it, but I’d never followed Logan’s line of sight before.
He looks at Virgil for all of one second in response. “Yes,”
Then halfway through the word “yes,” his gaze shifts and stays in one spot for the rest of the line: directly at Roman.
“I was going to point that out…”
“But I didn’t wanna miss this opportunity”
He’s so darn proud of himself, and whom is he looking to for validation? The Side that loves poetry as much as he does.
He could be smirking at Roman and flaunting the victory, but this… doesn’t really look like that? He just looks… happy. Happy that he decimated Roman in front of everyone, sure, but also happy that he can openly share an interest in something with one of the others. He’s looking right at Roman with glee for his love of poetry. Idk there are definitely other meanings to this but I’m drawing a blank. I just love seeing my boy so genuinely happy and getting to share that <3
@quinintheclouds might I add to this? … Because I agree. Look how happily surprised he is at the notion that Roman might go about securing a date with poetry…
Furthermore..
they do..
seem to share this love..
of besting eachother through rhyming..
… and yes, it is hecking adorable.
@logically-asexual @lestroodledoodles because I’m sure you two will like this
not to mention this cute exchange where they talk about different types of prosodies!!
I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM-
It's been so cold cause of La Niña so have a snek boi in an oversized sweater
*gently holds*
Be careful, he's a bit cold
*gently pets*
He may be a bit cranky too
*gives him a tiny cup of hot chocolate*
He appreciates the kind gesture
*gives him a blanket and a tiny sized snake plush*
Why are you all spoiling him so much 🥺💕
welcome back to me loving this dork
bonus:
my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like
Deceit
pal
your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits
Snake tits.
Snake titties.
Snitties
Tough snitties (snake titties)
Roman, you good, fahm?
No, but that’s unrelated to the snake tits.
Snits
Ok, but consider:
Snipples
Snipples
I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the snake titties clapping together what was that @dabub167
hhhng, Thomas, im trying to win a court case but I’m
Dummy Thicc
and the clap of my
Snitties
is distracting the judge
i’m going to get hella buff just so I can suplex all of u
Understandable, have a nice day
Great news! This fandom is canceled :D
Deceit:
I arrive to the court room.
Suit: on
Patton: pissed off
Roman: thirsty
Virgil: anxious
Logan: nowhere
Snitties: out
Hotel: trivago
Cursed. All of you.
omg i hate this fandom
god, i love this fandom
I simultaneously hate and love this fandom
I mean y'all like,,, asked for this
I don’t know how to react to this and the art is making it worse
ASDFGHJKL
IT GOT WORSE AND BETTER SOMEHOW
I…
I NEED!
TO ADD ON TO THIS
HERE HE COMES
sexy goofbal shirtless deeyeet
I love this fandom so much.
thomas im so sorry
Snitties for them classy buddies
I’m just gonna leave,,,this here..
YALL I- WJEBENDJSHBSNSSN💀
I have the sudden urge to add to shirtless deceit
Edit: I drew him and I feel like it was too well and now I’m just embarrassed 😂
SHOW HIM ANYWAY!!
WE DEMAND THE SNITTIES
@iamliteraltrash1 snits
In my defense, I do kinda know how to draw bodies from my first college class
I’m gonna send this to my mum
Ok all if this…. but the op said “calm thy snaketits”
Thy
u wanna fite about my word usage, pal? U wanna heckin go?? Put up ur dukes, I’ll bap ya
So what if, for like two days, this is the only post we tag Thomas in
IT’S SO TEMPTING TO ADD AN ADDITION.
JUELS DO IT
Temptation accomplished
(Thomas im so sorry)
Why has this post crossed my dash again
In the court room, the snitties come out
@yalltookmyurlideas @the-duke-of-deodorant @ephemeral-afterlight @strawberryjellystuff
@dailysandersidesaudoodles since you wanted me to add something onto this…
@pontsalin YEEEEEEEESSSSSS GOOOOOOOD
This is exactly why Joan had to tell us his name wasn’t Tiddylicious
This is cursed
Did anyone tag Thomas? Please do.
…I’m gonna tag Thomas and Joan-
@thatsthat24 @thejoanglebook
My friend has made it apparent to me that if his titties are snitties, it is only appropriate to call his ass his snass/ snuttcheeks
Yes of course his snitties are rivaled only by his snuttcheeks
Please dont make it worse…
oh boy.
My friends made it worse…
i love them all holy fuck what is wrong with us
please ive tried to type like three different captions in response to this i cant
I’m sorry
deceit has a S N I C C SNASS
and those snicc snighs save lives
i hate this so much xD
WHY AM I A PART OF THIS THREAD I DON’T WANT THIS XD
I stand by my previous statement that you’re all cursed-
When you’re supposed to be studying for finals and this appears on your dash-
DECEIT HAS LOVELY SNITTIES AND HIS SNICK AND HIS SNASS ARE S N I C C AS F R I C C
So who’s gunna be the one to say snakes got two dicks
Aw nice to see you again snitties post
Love the new additions
Can we have more snicc snass?
IT’S BACK
Also may I add on with just… Socks
And I need to write a sequel to my Snitties fic
@purp-man it’s the post you hate love!
Why does this still exist
I kinda stopped rebloggong this post because it was really long but since y'all made me read the word
Snussy
with my own two eyes, everyone else has to see it too.
Oh fuck it’s back
AND THEY’VE ADDED TO IT OH GOD
Oh my stars
I didn’t think it could go further but oh my fucking stars
This post just appeared on my dash ten times in a row I can’t handle that
PLEasE DON’T TEMPT ME TO ADD MORE
You know what the issue is with everyone following each other here?
I see posts like this 10 times in a row
@artissijam *game grumps Palpatine impression voice* DO IT!
I have been in the fandom since 2017 and I have never seen this post and suddenly I saw it like three times in a row.
My hatred and loved for this fandom has grown. That’s it.
Ah, the famed snitties post
Right so i caved in
OH MY GOD
I- THEYVE ADDED TO THIS??!
I love this. I should draw something for it. This is fucking wonderful
Oh no-
Even being nudged down like five flights of stairs doesnt give me as much whiplash as looking at this post I swear-
everytime this is on my dash it’s gotten more cursed
am i the only one loving this thread?
And now it’s back.i have many reactions to this post but none of them have words to describe them.
HA
Its back bitches
welp, it’s back
is it bad that i want to add to this-
You must keep this tradition alive, go on, bring our cursed snake thread more
murder me-
I have participated in this and I cannot back out.
Oh My Goodness, YOU CAN GOOGLE SNITTIES!
The Snitties have made it to Youtube! The is a screen shot from @lotusette ‘s Sander side Animatic. Link to it here.
Congragulations @what-even-is-thiss and @sanders-sidebyside you have Started a meme.
Finally found the origional!!! :,) I love @lotusette
These screenshots that were right after that one though were the best
I can’t believe I’m adding onto this cursed post but here.
@purp-man @artissijam Im not sorry
@randomreblogsbrah @lotusette
Ok but would snake slut be snut?
Or snooker?
Snoe for snake hoe
Hey guys :>
WHYYYY
WHY THE FRICK IS THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN
IF I HAVE TO WITNESS THIS SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE
(@lavender-static this is your fault)
Seeing that my urban dictionary def has made it onto the snitties post gives me much joy and horror—
OH MY GODS YOU PUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT
Tumblr almost crashed when I tried to reblog this
Tumblr fears the snitties
Woah! This thread is so much worse now than the last time I saw it! I am terrified and need eye bleach but I also must reblog it so more people can suffer as well!
Am I going to post this again just to add to the snitties thread? Oh absolutely
I puked laugiin at this oh my god this post is longer than my dick
if i see this one more time in my dash. i’m going to add another firewood to this hellfire.
….On your dash again, you say?
fuck you
this passed my dash 10 times, so yeah. Bye.
ITS BACK BOIS
hell yeah! the snitties have returned!
THE SNITTIES MUST NOT DIE!! also here you go:
:000 another addition!!!!!!!!
Oh my god AGAIN??? I swear next time i see this post again, i’ll be forced to draw snitties.
And that’s a promise~
@beetlewine-art Do it!!!!!
@poptartsaysthatyouareloved i blame YOU for this…
>:D yayyyyyyy the snitties continue!
ITS SUCH A LONG CHAIN OF SNITTIES, SNITS, SNICKS, SNUSSY, ETC THAT i FORGOT HOW IT STARTED-
To quote my friend @trans-demon-punk: “S n o o b i e s”
ITS BACKKKKKK
https://youtu.be/CTj4ld4vWV8
snitties video.
Everyone in this chain needs some holy water
HOLD UP
KARROT KING?
AS IN CARROTS ARE ORANGE???
DUKE, PRINCE, KING??
GUYS WHY ARE WE SLEEPING ON THIS??
Thomas: ho ho what a funny name for a restaurant
Every fander in a 200 mile radius:
The others meet Nico and are ready to just keel over and die of joy. Nice (Click for better resolution)
what do you mean they weren’t in the last episode