he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever

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Kaledo Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art

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oozey mess

PR's Tumblrdome
Monterey Bay Aquarium

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Jules of Nature
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It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods
The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.
Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.
Amazing. Stunning. 10/10
Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:
Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.
Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation
You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed
Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical
Someone on reddit
already suggested a
sapphibbatical
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit
"become a fish" (gay)
men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi
The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"
Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!
I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.
this is an insane story
“Some men never return”
Helpppppp 😭
Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.
Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?
That's the beauty of the gaycation!
It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.
7 years ago someone posted this-
And 5 years a different user posted this-
What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??
Okay but lowkey laughing over "is there such a thing as male doms?"
But genuinely, it sounds like OP's husband and BIL are in a cult that is utilizing internalized homophobia and BDSM to manipulate closeted men into becoming cross-dressing sex dolls for a period of time, disguising it as "experiencing gay culture", and these men are falling for it because they're too scared to admit they could be gay, bi, pan, or etc-
Bro idk how to feel about it 😭 and what's worse is that this has been going on for years, with multiple people, I'm-
Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.
supid
supid.
cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
you come onto my post and be funnier than me
skillet issue
This made me laugh out loud
Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.
The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo
grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie
the band of the falcon: tch that guts guy is crazy. as if he can take on fifty knights at once, even if he does have a broadsword. we should kill him
griffith:
Mel Brooks on taking studio notes: