[shoeinastring]

Masterlist

alright here’s my basic master list, do with it what you will

Name-

shiloh? shoe?

idk that’s what i mostly go by online but i also have far too many random nicknames, so really anything goes at this point

Prounouns/Sexuality-

she/her

bisexual

DNI-

the usual dni list, basically just dni if you’re a generally bad person—racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedos, etc.

Tags-

my posts- “shoestates”

asks- “asks”

[wytrykusarchives]

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

[spootywabbit]

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

[kaseylgifford]

     I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go.      Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.       Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

[riverthunder]

God, I can’t express to you how fucking DELIGHTED I become whenever they Milt Khal Head Swaggle Post graces my dash with its presence again.

[imaveryevilgirl]

The feminine urge to CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT MAKE THEM REGRET THEY WERE EVER BORN

[pocket-deer-belly]

The masculine urge to ✨hug your friends! ✨ 💖 Play games and dressup with them! 💖 🥰And make them feel like valued parts of your life! 🥰

[doubleca5t]

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[cutecommiefemme]

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

[just-a-donut-who-reads]

Every time I see this it gets funnier

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[thartist72]

[seasonallydefective]

I love tumblr because I scrolled all the way down expecting an explanation and got none.

[swear2g-d-deactivated20241107]

tagged by @november-babey to post 10 songs i’ve been obsessed with lately 💕 thank you beloved!!!

moment by victoria monét

hair tie by skylar

softly by kyle lux

necromancin dancin by bear ghost

ideal woman by celeste

feeling blue by milky day

know me by gemini

toroka by christian kuria

gluttony by shreea kaul

maine by noah kahan

also copying @november-babey and saying if you listen to any of these and are like “oh!! she might like this other song!!” please send them to me!!!! i’m in desperate need of music recs

no pressure tags: @gentlerosen @honeytuesday @thesimplicityofchance @girlboyfriendpdf and anyone else that wants to do this !!

[girlboyfriendpdf]

tagged by my beloved @swear2g-d -> to post 10 songs i’ve been obsessed with lately <3 - also kay a little note for you -> (hi beloved i love when you include me in these things i have tiny hearts generating around my head and they only enlarge when i see u mentioning me, also kissy kissy all over your face) -

love grows (where my rosemary goes)

the light

seventeen

apologies to an empty room

vague poem

alchemy

right where you left me

humpty

on the sea

space song

also copying my respective fellow people from the previous chain “saying if you listen to any of these and are like "oh!! she might like this other song!!” please send them to me!!!! i’m in desperate need of music recs “

no pressure tags my darlings! -> @chamomilesaway + @daffodiloki + @wvterways + @taylorswiftbf + @so1987 and anyone who wants to do this please please please !!!!!!!! LEAVING A KISSY FOR ALL OF U MWAH

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

tagged my beloved moot @girlboyfriendpdf post 10 songs you’ve been obsessed with lately

1. Jigsaw

2. Oh Ana

3. Boys Will Be Bugs

4. Crack Baby

5. Strawberries & Cigarettes

6. Drugstore Perfume

7. Yandere

8. Love Me More

9. DRAMA

10. Devil Town

tagging: @ice-cold-rita @dumb-ass-biatch @ebonydarknessdementiiaravenway @ezluf @sapphireamethystpatch @dumb-ass-biatch @maisiepeterss @13-taylor-swift @dykekilljoy @notevenaefa @someone-whos-trying-to-improve @gekitou @kittypuffs @hatenayousei @vampiiriic @lxremipsumm @vxmpxre @awooooga-uwu @i-am-your-parental-figure-now

[urkindawoman-deactivated2025041]

Sorry for this being late!! and thank you @so1987​ for the tag

1. Dark beach

2. Rosyln

3. Little Dark Age

4. Fourth of July

5. Chinese New Year

6.  Судно

7. Made in America

8. Alien Blues

9. Not Allowed

10. The Cult of Dionysus

tags: @berryberryberryberryberry​ @shoeinastring​ @dare-i-say-a-bit-tired​ @latinaautisticbroadwaywarrior​ @bakugouslongshlong​

[shoeinastring]

thanks duchess!!

1. nights like these

2. reruns

3. silk chiffon

4. lonestar

5. kilby girl

6. people watching

7. strawberry blond

8. crying on the subway

9. scrawny

10. supermarket

@anyone :D

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[blackbelles-world]

[niixell]

[samtheviking]

Both of these

[whitmerule]

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

I’m sorry, it had to be added

[guccixcucci]

[guccixcucci]

[jebbyfwish]

[warpromisedarchive]

[Your url but  you change it with the following criterion:

Every “i” is replaced by “iii”  Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it

[god-of-identity]

god-of-identity

gxd-xf-iiidcntiiityisms

lmfao

[neongreentoxicity]

Triiiplc x xspccisms

Huh

[shoeinastring]

shoeinastring

shxciiinxstriiingisms

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pissvortex]

[hermit-gunsmith]

counterpoint: 

[prokopetz]

Thesis: all birds can be divided into three categories –

Looks majestic when viewed from the front and ridiculous when viewed from the side

Looks majestic when viewed from the side and ridiculous when viewed from the front

Ridiculous regardless of viewing angle

[jedda-martele]

My contribution of examples

Eastern Screech Owl - gorgeous from the front, absolute muppet from the side

Bald Eagle - well known exemplar of good profile, doofus full on

And Tawny Frogmouth - inspired by the Jim Henson studio full time

[friendsofabracadaver]

@todaysbird

[mysharona1987]

[uncommon-etc]

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

[crumplelush]

I remember reading about a white European of some flavour who had overstayed their visa and wanted to go home but couldn’t afford the plane ticket. They tried to turn themselves in to ICE to get deported, and were straight up told “we’re not looking for people like you”