Fandom Bullshit and Spirituality

I don't even know anymore

[avatarobi]

Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally

[armengoldira]

3d printed start gate

[ancient-string]

For @madgedothorse

[rhube]

Wait for it...

[ashleyloob]

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

[predatory-lesbians]

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

[nea-dot-im]

[o-kurwa]

Russian car mod

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Based

[nerdvanaxi]

I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get

[timelordsandkittens]

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

[timelordsandkittens]

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[rakdos-dogdyke]

[tomaturtles]

@cloune why would you leave this in the tags

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

anyone want to see a fucking trainwreck of an ai article

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

it gets worse. this is just the intro

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

ah yes i love book three of the hunger games: catching fire, aka the second book of the hunger games. also a huge fan of the book mockingjay part one

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

IT INVENTED ALL OF THESE. THERE IS NO HUNGER GAMES COMIC ADAPTATION. THERE IS NO GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON OF SHAKESPEARE CALLED THOMAS STANLEY. AND LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS AN ONLY CHILD!!!!!

[viaalterego]

[trishacollins]

Actually, my therapist has told me this is a healthy way of processing things. Because you can get the trauma out of your head And you can write the ending you wish it had. The trusted person rescue, the catharsis of getting to kill the one who hurt you.

It's good for your brain. It's healthier than bottling it up. Fiction is where we go for emotional release. That can be true with trauma too.

[erelierraceala]

so what you're saying is

character: NO

therapist: YES

[vmures]

Adding @dear-massacre's tags because they are so true:

#this is why it's important to remember that fictional characters are fake #they have no agency. they're made up #it hurts no one to make any character go through the horrors #it is healthy and cathartic

[nitewrighter]

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

[pretentioussongtitle]

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

[the-rain-monster]

I did this with a fig tree once while hungover as shit and on a walk of shame. Best damn figs I ever ate in my LIFE.

[roach-works]

when i was a teenager in san diego i was an absolutely unrepentant orange thief. climbed a fence to reach a particularly good pomegranate too. scrumping is a noble tradition of whores stretching back centuries and i won’t hear a word against it

[kingscrown666]

I understood what it meant from the context, but I had to look it up cuz no fucking way is that a real word. And

It is. Scrumping.

[marzipanandminutiae]

lemon-scrumping whores

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[dakt37]

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

[dakt37]

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

[dakt37]

Good news, everyone!! 🎉

[wildgeese98]

The thing about Needles is he has a good concept but he's trying too hard. Dude who fills you with needles, while a bit hackneyed, is in practice pretty horrifying. The idea of being stabbed in the eyes with needles had me squirming at any rate. If he just let his work speak for itself, killed that guy and left his body to be found, he would generate way more fear. But he's way too impatient and insecure. He's gotta call the police and deliver his villain speech that he definitely practiced in the bathroom mirror that morning.

He's this weird mix of comically pathetic and genuinely dangerous. I really hope he interacts with the main cast at some point. Can you imagine Alice's reaction to his whole shtick?

[theboombutton]

Oh my god Alice would absolutely call him an iron maidenless to his face

[silver-arrows]

Needles is like… the anti-Simon Fairchild. Simon has his own private joke at his whole ‘cheerful old man’ shtick then drops you off a cliff and goes on his merry way. Needles comes out of nowhere, stabs you a bunch, then tries to put on a show while you’re bleeding out instead.

[lady-harrowhark]

tamsyn muir really said "knowing who's narrating is a privilege, not a right"

[neutral-towards-mindmaps]

can't stop thinking about tamsyn muir's choice to present her deep, morally and politically complex science fantasy world with a central web of magic, secrets and lies reaching back ten thousand years through the eyes of three characters who:

1. tune out and start thinking about hot women whenever the magic system or worldbuilding are being explained

2. experience hallucinations on a daily basis, have brain damage and are being deceived and misled by their peers, authority figures, themselves and God

3. don't know who they are, have spent their entire life in one place and are, on all levels but physical, six months old

[everyluxoziatonce]

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

[vilkalizer]

ok