Sam Stardew Valley Headcanons
- If he ever had to wear glasses, he would lose them all the time. It doesn’t help that he is absolutely blind while finding them.
- He always wearrs bowties when dressing up; he cannot stand wearing regular neckties. He doesn’t wear the suspenders though - that is much more Sebastian’s thing.
- Binges anime with Abigail and Sebastian !! (He also cosplays with them)
- He’s generally very clumsy. Most of the time he has small cuts and bruises on him just from tripping over his own two feet.
- Despite being clumsy, he is actually pretty good at dancing. That ranges from slow dancing to dorky dance to absolutely anything.
- Yes, he does know how to do the worm actually.
- Every time he bakes cookies they end up burnt on the bottom. He’s trying his best though !! He promises
- Sam really enjoys having his hair played with when there isn’t an ungodly amount of gel in it.
- Love languages are probably physical touch, acts of service, and gift giving? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if one of his primary love languages was quality time either. He’s definitely a cuddler though. He would love a good cuddle session.
- He’s tried dyeing his hair multiple different colors before but always ends up returning to blond! Jodi really hates when he dyes his hair so it’s always temporary.
- Very good at building sandcastles.
- He has a sweet tooth. Enough said.
- Sam is terrible at whispering. He cannot do it for the life of him. He can only seem to quiet down in very grim situations.
- Would do anything to make his friends smile!
- Sam gets wheels that light up for his skateboard.
- Sam names every guitar and skateboard he has ever had
- Sam would serenade his lover with an acoustic guitar in candle light.
