I am fire, I am death*

*I spent 20 minuites trying to come up with a non cringy replacement title for this 6 year old blog instead of doing things I enjoy.  Archaeologist. Ask me whatever.  Follow my art blog at http://tytoargenti.tumblr.com/ for more goblins.

[inthefallofasparrow]

IHOP

[777hm]

[wizardpotions]

i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth

what the fuck is actually going on

[wizardpotions]

yeah im at the catholic guilt tesco express do you want anything?

[smaugthedragon]

sometimes i'll have a really good day where for once i actually think i'm kinda cool and interesting to be around and have a cute outfit and good hair and then i'll sit down for a nice evening to watch what we do in the shadows and Colin Robinson will do/say 2 things in a row that i did not a day earlier and my ego drains back into the sofa cushions faster than piss through a sieve

[rebel-heart-gypsysoul]

Source: Facebook

**** Unmute!

[tchyp]

Sound up

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

It’s legitimately pretty funny that the marketing for Del Toro’s Pinocchio hides that the whole movie is a political satire about fascist Italy. Netflix is selling Del Toro’s auteurism, but is terrified you might find out the “anti-fascist fairy tale” guy made another anti-fascist fairy tale, lol.

Like there’s a couple fluff pieces about how Del Toro spent 20 years fighting to get this made, and none of them elaborate that it’s because no studios wanted to get political with a kids movie. We love praising “passion projects” but hate when artists have actual values behind them.

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[bowieboosh]

Cargoyle

[radiofreederry]

[xavieralopez]

Feathers

[macbethwitches]

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

[party-rockers]

It’s him Spiders Georg

[smaugthedragon]

[thedoctorfalls]

because i’ve been obsessed with the sea shanty from peter pan goes wrong and the chaos that ensues during and after it, i had to share. enjoy!

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

I really enjoy the genre of “older literature featuring a really smart but deranged college student who does something really fucked up with his knowledge and has multiple breakdowns over it for the rest of the story.” one because it is entertaining and two it encapsulates the college experience in a way nothing else does.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

like hamlet, raskolnikov, frankenstein—i do not condone but i DO understand

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[starholic-deactivated20231025]

idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender

[charminglyantiquated]

that is a good and valid point. thank you

[readerpkmn]

the two ends of the queer fashion spectrum

[genderwizard]

wizard hat cowboy brim

[wizardsisananimal]

[trickstertime]

[witch-without-gender]

Witch o’ the Wild West