thog dont caare

he/it | 20 i have an animatronic side blog @rockaflorp sometimes i reblog suggestive things beware

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[gilettefusion5]

The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

[gilettefusion5]

Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES

[abalidoth]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[justme--48]

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[dorothylarouge]

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[livearound]

tweets i think about regularly

[paninityl]

Taking the dog for a walk

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the only way to become truly punk is to render oneself blind, deaf, mute, and completely numb, and then to seal oneself within a concrete slab deep underground. only conformist normies and posers experience stimuli

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crow-keys]

Short comic where Jax takes a nap :)

[beesmygod]

yabbadabbadoo!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

[claire-witch-project]

[official-linguistics-post]

official orthographic comedy post

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[dogpuppy]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[mayra-quijotescx]

[ID: diagram of a cycle between "oversharing," "yapper's regret," "vow of silence," and "irrepressible urge to talk." end ID.]