STUFF

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[academicssay]

[catradoraism]

[softlypause]

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

[caats]

[cryptid-on-a-string]

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

[twispswatch]

the genre is wlw wolfstar, but remus has the long hair and sirius has a blunt bob

[homunculus-argument]

Going out to Mad At You Island, seeing that you're the only one there, and going "hey buddy I think you've had enough" and rough-handedly tossing you out like a sketchy pub's bouncer.

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[longseasons]

[sankta-wraith]

Shallan and Kaladin after falling into the chasms:

Kaladin, desperately trying to hide that he's a Surgebinder: So, uh looks like we both survived falling several hundred fell. Wow, how could that have happened, must have been a spren. Shallan, also desperately trying to hide that she's a Surgebinder: Yeah... totally. What a miracle, praise the Almighty. Both, internally: Thank the Heralds he/she believes that very obvious lie. I am truly a master of deception.

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[utopians]

the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

[utopians]

like yeah if I were going to make a portrait of king charles I would absolutely have just his smugly smirking face leering out of a mass of red that could only be read as blood and gore, and have his military uniform fading ambiguously into the same background to lay bare the brutality of imperialism concealed by the pomp and ceremony of the british state, and make the entire thing sort of look like it was decaying to indicate the rot of the empire. like I really struggle to imagine a better visual metaphor for the nightmarish history of a dying empire than the king's spiffy military uniform and saber and sash and rows of epaulets being literally made out of a rotting field of blood and gore. but like why did he have it commissioned... why did he have it MADE and then say Looks great I'm putting it on the wall... HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HELL

[plaguedoctormemes]

For those that have not seen it yet ^

It really is such a fantastic yet baffling piece of art and i think people, mainly art historians, are going to be talking about this for decades, maybe even centuries… but I also suspect that may also be the point in a piece such as this.

[heyhoneylook]

Happy 18th Birthday, Rosie!

Rosie is a legal adult! What should she do now?

Buy lottery tickets

Hit the strip club!

Get a credit card and max it out buying sashimi

Start a cult and be worshipped as a god

Get elected to local office and legalize recreational catnip

Vacation someplace sunny and with lots of birds

All of the above!

I hate fun! Just show me the results!

Voting ended onMay 23, 2024

Rosie enjoying a catnip-filled birthday present

Rosie drools when she's happy; here is the couch cover after brushing her (her favorite activity)

One of her favorite passtimes is greeting the neighborhood pigeons

Taking it easy in an afternoon sunbeam

Enjoying catnip

Watching for threats from atop her perch

Gotta keep those ears clean...

...and those beans moistened!

In her "bedroom" (a doghouse we keep indoors)

Rosie's best advice: take lots of naps and eat lots of treats on your birthday!

Everyone please wish Rosie a happy 18th birthday!

[thestakeout]

Bernard from that one episode, on his way to Oxfam

[sapphling]

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

[sapphling]

you all know there's other posts on here to reblog right

[sapphling]

everybody else deactivate your account these two need the room for a second

[lastvalyrian]

y'all are tagging posts like recipe website commenters