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[lutzlig]

[tardigradetheking]

im living this season finally

[assiraphales]

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

[assiraphales]

fun little info graph I found

[mylordshesacactus]

[id: three identical number lines with 0 at one and and 100 at the other, labelled “Fahrenheit” “Celsius” and “Kelvin”. The ends are labelled, respectively:

Fahrenheit: Really cold outside - Really hot outside Celsius: Fairly cold outside - Dead Kelvin: Dead - Dead]

[luimnigh]

OP, it's only more useful for Americans because you're not regularly boiling water.

0° Celsius gets you ice. 100° Celsius gets you tea.

It's a very simple system.

[mylordshesacactus]

Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans don’t boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.

[hell-heron]

Guys, guys, whether the metric is water or the weather this whole wank is running on the idea people need the relevant temperatures in their lives to be either 0 or 100 to function. I don't think there's any alternative that makes us all look smart

[mademoiselleseraph]

Fahrenheit is easier when you're talking really cold weather. For example:

-20°F: your toes get so cold and stiff that they'll feel like they're made of wood if you aren't wearing top quality boots.

-30°F: at this point, things stop feeling colder and just start hurting more.

-40°F: water vapor from your breath with instantly freeze your hair solid, so keep it under a hat. Remember to blink every so often so your eyelashes don't freeze together. The scarf you have over your face will be stiff with frost when you get inside and it'll start to melt on you.

-50°F: breathing in through your mouth will hurt you. Try not to do anything that makes you breath hard outside because you will get a bad pain in your lungs.

-60°F: wear leggings and sweatpants to bed and bake something so the oven keeps the house warm

[achievementhaunterss]

not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

[sugarcoatednightshade]

This girl on among us have me her number and turns out she’s 13. It was like 3am and she proceeded to tell me the name of her town, what school she went to, both of her parents jobs, how she did in class, what her home life is like, the first names of all of her friends, ect. All of this mostly unprompted. The smartest thing she did was ask to FaceTime me to make sure I ‘wasn’t a 40yo catfish’ and she talked about the other kids that she had met on among us this way.

To any kids out there: I know that quarantine is stressful and we’re all depressed and lonely bu please please please don’t give out your information to strangers on the internet, and if you do there are dozens of safer options than just giving everything to everyone and just hoping for the best

My little sister is 14 and she gave out her information to the wrong person who shared it somewhere and she can now count on two hands the number of teens and young adults who have asked for nudes and favors and personal information. It’s really worsening her anxiety and anorexia so please I’m begging you don’t give out any of your information unless you explicitly trust the person you’re giving it to.

[crazybutconfidentaf]

Stranger danger yall. And if you’re ever wondering what you could do to keep yourself safe, here’s a list.

1. Use an alias (don’t have to but doesn’t hurt, especially when you have a unique name)

2. NEVER give your last name! (E.g. if you’re Jessica, aint no way they gonna be able to find you without your last name. Don’t risk it)

3. NEVER give your address (things like country is still vague enough. But if you tell anyone your street or something super identifiable)

4. You don’t have to post photos of yourself! (You can if you want to but remember to be careful! Street names and addresses should not be visible in these photos!)

5. Block creeps. Anyone that ya getting bad vibes from, just block em. Don’t be scared about being “mean”. Protect yourself.

This is all from the top of my head so if anyone wants to add go ahead. Let’s help protect the younglings.

[necrocoleum]

Reblogging this to main because the amount of children I’ve seen tell everyone their information in just the among us lobby is very concerning. In one game I started telling the kids not to do this, and one of them thought it would be funny to continue doing it. Telling people your information isn’t a funny game to make other adults uncomfortable and I get you’re trying to make friends, but when you’re making friends on the internet, there’s a level of caution to be exercised. There’s a very real reason why we’re concerned. Take this seriously. Not everyone on the internet is your friend.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[liberalsarecool]

Never normalize Nazis.

[fanfckery]

I hate _% of people statistics being used like “oh it’s such a small number” cause 1% is a small number but 1% of 7 billion is 70 million. That’s more than the population of the UK, France or Italy.

6% of the US is 19 million, as stated above. There are only 3 states that have over 19 million people in them. 19 million is the population of the entire state of New York. That’s more than half the population of California.

Taking populations and turning them into percentages is okay until you try to say “oh that’s not a lot of people” but the reality is… That’s millions. That’s enough to be its own country. That’s fucking scary.

[suicunesrider]

Like don’t get me wrong, that’s nicer than the idea that Americans are split pretty 50/50 on such issues…. but that’s still 3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country.    6% is a nice, softened way of saying “over 1 in 20 people”.

[shoshanah-ben-hohim]

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

Let that sink in. Then think about how your Jewish friends and neighbors feel right now, and have been feeling all this time.

[moonlight-at-dawn]

Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN

[sayitwithsarcophilus]

Because people confuse “critical as in critical thinking” with “critical as in criticizing something,” so they think that “look for something bad, no matter how far-fetched” is what “being critical” means.

[prismatic-bell]

They also don’t realize that “literary criticism” means…

Okay. What literary criticism IS, is like taking a mechanical clock apart to see all the gears and learn how it fits together and approach your next clock with more knowledge of what makes it tick.

What they THINK literary criticism means is, you take the clock apart and beat all the pieces with a hammer, then scream at it because it doesn’t tick for you the way it used to.

[izhunny]

OMG SOMEBODY PUT IT IN WORDS

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

dashcon was hell and an embarrassment, but 2012 youngsters having fun saying “i like your shoelaces” and meme-ing about scalene triangle is like. not hell at all. they were kids being kids. we were kids being kids.

if you believe that shaming kids for dancing the fortnite dance is wrong, then you shouldn’t shame yourself when you were having innocent fun in 2012.

you weren’t the guy who scammed others using dashcon, were you? you didn’t send anon hate, did you? then why are you shaming your past self in such an excessive manner for being into onceler? for making fun crossovers with your friends? for being unabashedly happy with your interest?

2012 tumblr was hell, but not because children knew how to have fun

[everythingfox]

Slinky boi

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[modern-politics111]

Contact Your Representative and Tell Them To Fight Against Trump’s Camps

Additionally, if you can see if you can donate money to these organizations

Lawyersforgoodgoverment.com

fairfightbondfund.org

lgbtqfund.org

communitybondproject.org

immigrantfamilies.org

freedomforimmigrants.org

[imfemalewarrior]

Here is another way you can help. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[rummels]

As a German this makes me physically uncomfortable to read about, how have so many people not learned from one of the biggest mistakes we’ve ever done? How can this still be happening today?

[evilkitten3]

as a jew, HELP

[toomanystoryideas]

as a polish person, help x2

[prismatic-bell]

As a Jew, an unfriendly reminder that Anne Frank did not die in a gas chamber.

THIS is how she died. This is WHY she died. This is how and why TENS OF THOUSANDS LIKE HER died.

Get your asses on those phones.

[yuurivoice]

Armed with a torch and short sword on a rainy night, the listener is found searching the surroundings of Alucard’s castle. Mildly amused, he asks the them what has brought them there, only to find their story to be…curious.

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

I decided to do some glowy silhouettes again~ A few of these are Danny Phantom inspired but they’re all excellent practice!

[edalynn]

This is the lucky money stink. Reblog within 1 hour receive vast wealth in the week

[motheatenscarf]

So in Goblin Squad D&D yesterday, our Barbarian had just… the stupidest, DUMBEST, most terrifying, absolutely godlike thing happen to him.

This is a story of numbers, but it’s still beautiful.

We were fighting a dragon.

The dragon is hopping around while the Barbarian is just racing around trying to catch up to her

Dragon finally decides, no, really, fuck specifically THAT ranger and goes hog fucking wild on me (I LIVED!) but holds still long enough for the Barbarian to finally rage and LEAP ONTO HER BACK and go STAB

Dragon sees this and goes, “Oh. Sick.” 

and just goes VERT

Pro: I am not tanking anymore

Con: She instantly moves FOUR HUNDRED FEET STRAIGHT UP INTO THE AIR…. with our  raging Barbarian holding on for dear gottdamn life

One round later, she’s another 160 feet up, still getting stabbed by a Barbarian who has somehow held on, now getting attacked by ballistae and we’re all starting to get CONCERNED

Because if they take that dragon down, that is 560 feet our Barbarian is also falling out of the sky, and he is not attuned to the ONLY THING WE HAVE that can save his fucking life from that height

I’m sitting there doing math, trying to determine if 560′ is enough to kill him outright, silently being very grateful we still have exactly ONE diamond to rez his ass

and the dragon just goes VERT again, ANOTHER four hundred feet in the air

The Barbarian, now finally free from any potential collateral, cackles, as he is at long last, unshackled by the restraints of his conscience.

He has a tattoo, you see, which allows him to cast Fireball once per day

centered on himself

with a save which he autofails

But he is a tiefling.

And this fucker still has 160 hit points by the time it’s done exploding. But the explosion sends him backward as he fails the Athletics check to continue holding on and he begins to fall.

He falls for 3 fucking rounds and we can only watch our friend fall to his certain death.

The DM… has to roll ninety six d6s

let that number sink in for you

NINETY. SIX. D6s. They normally roll with real dice, you can hear the clickety clack through the discord, but  they had to get out a fucking app for this because they do not OWN ninety. fucking. six. d6s.

It comes out to 402 fucking bludgeoning damage he takes on impact as he leaves a Barbarian shaped crater in the center of the forum, 10 feet wide, 5 feet deep, a cloud of dust and broken brick shooting out as he lands.

And do you know what happens next?

Do you know what the fuck we see as the dust settles?

We hear a cough, and a see a thumbs up come out of the crater. 1 hit point left.

402 damage. Raging as he landed, halved to 201. He had 160HP left, it only brought him down to -41, not enough to kill him outright (you have to get equal to negative your max HP), AND HE’S LEVEL 12, which means he has access to Relentless Rage: the first time you’d drop below 0 HP, if it doesn’t outright kill you, you have to roll a Con save of 10 or higher to instead drop to 1 HP. He rolled an 11.

He fell almost a THOUSAND feet from the air off the back of a fucking dragon, took NINETY SIX D6 FALL DAMAGE, AND LIVED.

His arena name lived up to the hubris of this fucking swan dive. All hail ALTANIN, THE UN-FUCKING-BREAKABLE

[neottia-orchids]

here is a personal pet project, based on this post by @one-time-i-dreamt

This is my first elaborate original comic. I was so excited that I even made a cover for this. I would like to mention @jackie-welless,  the author of the story, the person who had this dream, who gave me the permission to draw it out and helped me a shit ton with the research. This would not have been possible without them.

[hezuart]

HAZBIN HOTEL SIN CHART!!! 

I think everyone here is pretty obvious, but I was stumped when it came to Sloth. Niffty is the furthest thing from that sin so ???? HELP???? 

Also bonus Cherri for Greed 2.0. Everyone wants that good old delicious hell territory!! 

(I loved Hazbin Hotel so much, congrats to Viv and her team for all the great work!! <3) 

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

“i left the house and did a thing today!!!!!” so you’re almost 30 that’s NOT cute!!!!!!!!

[dashaibo]

It’s absolutely goddamn normal to be proud of yourself if you’re struggling with depression or trauma and learning how to do basic shit later in life, you can’t learn to run before you learn to walk, you’re not helping recovering people by shaming them.

[ratsouped]

mental and physical illnesses don’t have an age limit. Still will be sick and autistic at 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, and so on and so on, and celebrating the progress that I make is a perfectly okay thing for me to do

[bogleech]

Nobody chooses to have difficulty with things as a personality trait. Some people weren’t taught how to cook or clean or they have bad memories or trauma even if they don’t have an illness. There is no reason anyone ever posts the kind of thing OP describes except that they’re proud of something that was important to them.

[sp00kyphilosopher]

@tulpa2

[writing-tips-and-else]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[sp00kyphilosopher]

My brother is in high school varsity baseball now and he has done base ball pretty much all his life and he has done shit similar in energy to these gifs. I don't have proof but believe me when I say that on top of being really good sports to each other, baseball players are borderline demigods when it comes to powermoves like these.