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Hades: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Zeus: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Hades: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, and beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried long after I die.
Poseidon: edible
i feel like so many people misunderstand redemption arcs. they’re not about forgiving past actions. they’re not about softening previous behavior. redemption arcs are about realizing past behavior was heinous and resolving to be better, do better. that’s why so many redemption arcs fall apart upon close scrutiny.
redemption arcs do not rely on forgiveness! if a character is behaving a certain way just to be forgiven, that is not a good redemption arc! redemption arcs rely on people realizing their own behavior was bad and that they need to own up to the consequences. and those consequences can often include a lack of forgiveness!
A redemption arc without consequences is a story without justice.
My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.
My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT
She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar
No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.
Have you thanked Alan Turing (1912 - 1954), atheist and homossexual, the father of modern computer science, today?
Reblog if you have thanked Alan Turing today
Imagine being Shane Stardewvalley, you're working another long shift, restocking shelves and the like, maybe thinking about which bathrobe you're gonna wear when you get home, the works. You've drifted off, working off sheer muscle memory when you hear the doors slide open and the sound of heavy boots walking towards you. You sigh, getting ready to brush off whoever's trying to start a conversation with you, when you look up to find the goth farmer you sent some pepper poppers to that one time. They're sweaty, exhausted, dirt is covering their hands and face (and you can't be sure but?? You think you saw them pocket a rusty sword???) And held above their head is a nice, cold beer from your favorite saloon. You start to tell them you're busy, but your words are cut off as they shove the drink at you, smiling wearily at your delighted reaction, before pulling out a pickaxe and walking away.
Now imagine that happening twice a week until you agree to marry them. How would you cope.
“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
oh don’t worry im not *dependent* on drugs, i just happen to like it when my brain works every day
i think we should do the gamestop stocks meme that caused a $2 billion bailout more often. i think we should cause a stock market crash as a funny meme
does anybody want to trick some investing firms into buying tumblr stock
$TMLR lets fucking go
it's $TMBR actually. let's rally to $2!!!!
Like I know the reddit thing started similarly but this is a fools errand cuz absolutely nobody on this site would bother to buy stocks
you sure??
THAT’S NOT TUMBLR. TUMBLR DOESN’T HAVE PUBLIC STOCK. IT’S A PRIVATELY OWNED COMPANY. YOU’RE INVESTING IN TIMBER PHARMACEUTICALS
The dumbasses of this site I swear.
This white girl really thought she was saying something smart.
celebguyswithbabies:
julian2006:
jake gyllenhaal doesnt know how to hold dogs and i am so happy
maybe we should start another blog called ‘celeb guys with dogs who obviously want a baby’
Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech
My Therapist: Then do it.
Me: I’m sorry?
My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.
Me: Ah- Oh.
My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.
YO this is legit
My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out”
I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful.
I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain
Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it
Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.
This has the same energy and practicality as “run (or walk, wheel, or whatever is accessible to you) when you’re having a panic attack.” Sometimes the best thing you can do is give in to your body’s primal fucking urges and hit the reset button on whatever you’re feeling.
Rich people truly live in a different dimension
Yes! They do! I’ve been trying to get that point to stick and people just don’t follow. The president thinks insurance costs $12 a year.
My old boss’s sister didn’t think we should be paid enough to afford smart phones because (her words) “You peasants work for us, peasants don’t deserve enough money for those things.”
I was once invited to a dinner event. Turns out there was a raffle. I mentioned that if I had known I’d have stopped at the bank for some cash. Nothing was said, but the “You don’t carry a minimum $200 everywhere?” was felt in the body language of everyone within 50 feet. Old boss would get KFC every day. He was hospitalized and had to have bits of intestine removed. First day back he was eating KFC because “Well the doctor fixed everything, so why not?”
If old boss didn’t take home a million dollars in a month the company was “Having a bad time of things.” That’s not sales, or total gain, that’s his paycheck. He owned the building so the company he owned that operated inside the building paid him $33,000 a month, and that didn’t count towards his paycheck. Monthly, his company would pay him rent greater than what he was paying me yearly, and it was so little to him that he didn’t count it as income.
To a rich person, something punishable by a fine is just a thing you have to pay for permission to do. You want to go to the movies? Sure that’s $8 a person. You want to park in the fire zone? Sure, that’s $750 for parking. No big deal.
Rich people live in such a different place than everyone else.
The ruling class is able to purchase actions with no concequences
not even joking news publications and articles only ever seem to use one fucking picture of dorothy zbornak and its this one
why repaint the mona lisa
Bea Arthur was like: “sure I’ll take a promo pic….ONCE.”
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It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.
Even better than its negative counterpart, “it’s raining, this is homophobic,” or “real transphobia is that I can’t get past this level.”
straight people HATE when we do this. they don’t understand it at all which makes it even better
everyone posting that “my generation lost hobbies” post is so stupid like no you fuckwits hobbies were stolen from you by a system that demands you work 8 hours a day to earn a tiny percentage of the profit you generate, leaving you too exhausted and brainwashed to enjoy exercising passion without financial incentive
Not to mention if you DO somehow have that energy to create, people put pressure on you to monetize it. You can’t draw for the sake of drawing, your family and friends think you’re good enough that you need to sell it. You can’t sing for the sake of singing, you have to turn that into a career or shut up. You can’t write fanfiction for your own enjoyment, you’re wasting time when you could be working on your OWN novel.
These are sentiments that have been told to me over the years. That people think you are ‘wasting your talents’ if everything you do isn’t for the sake of profit. And I’m here to tell you folks… that’s SAD.
No one is entitled to what you create except you.
a kid getting their period doesn’t mean they’re a woman, it means they’re like 13 & having a normal bodily function they need to know about & should be allowed to stay home from school bc cramps SUCK
Ok, I gotta take a moment to mention vaginal discharge. Literally Yesterday a friend and I were talking about how WE WERE NEVER TAUGHT ABOUT VAGINAL DISCHARGE which happens at an even earlier age, in my case I was like, 10, and both of us had MENTAL BREAKDOWNS over it because nobody prepared us for having this excessive, seemingly purposeless goo in our pants. We thought we were doing something wrong to cause this, or that something was wrong with our bodies. Both were very scary thoughts to have.
Discharge was also INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE, walking outside during colder months was horrid, it felt like you’d sat in a spilled drink. Wind chills would basically put your crotch in the freezer.
I had it for a year before my mom realized it was really discomforting me. I had asked for pantyliners and she thought I didn’t need them because for her, she didn’t have the same level of discharge that I did. She thought her experience was the standard for all vagina owners. Once I did get pantyliners, it was life changing. I could finally walk around without being extremely conscious of a sensation that previously felt like nails on a chalk board.
To this day I still feel like getting discharge was more traumatic then getting my period. Largely because I wasn’t prepared for it. Sex-Ed for children fucking matters.
ok, this is important.
Sex-Ed for children fucking matters.
and i’d like to point out, teaching kids about their bodies doesn’t even have to require talking about sex. you can teach young kids the stuff they need to know for personal hygiene without getting into intercourse. genitals exist 100% of the time, not just when we’re using them for sex. we spend our entire lives carrying around reproductive systems, whether we use them or not. they require constant maintenance; teach young people what they need to know to keep themselves safe & comfortable.
