Because of Wukong's stage fright he doesn't sing in front of anyone.
Macaque is the only exception🧡💜
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Because of Wukong's stage fright he doesn't sing in front of anyone.
Macaque is the only exception🧡💜
LoL weirdo
I have a bunch of AU that revolve around Mac and I have no idea what to do with them. Except this one this one's just them being girls, I do have 1 and it's the monkey Prince when red becomes The Monkie kid, but I'll probably explained that some other time. This time I just wanted to doodle something dumb.
Enjoyed macaque trying and failing to piss off Wukong
the perks of having a best friend with 6 arms
I love parents in gay dramas. What Did You Eat Yesterday? / Kinou Nani Tabeta?
The line ‘ARE YOU HALF ASSING THE GAY LIFETSYLE’ speaks to me on a personal level
Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.
If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.
fan fiction is SO addicting to people with ADHD because our brains aren't innatentive, they're just constantly searching out sources of dopamine because we don't produce enough on our own. fan fiction supplies us with an endless archive of free stories - long and short - containing characters we already love and we can just devour story after story after story one after another and it feels SO GOOD.
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did someone just explain
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being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.
OP are you okay
does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-
#i just had to text this to a friend like#is this real????? is this what its actually like????? its not a fanfic thing played up for the Yearning Fantasy??????#they confirmed it real#?????????#allo people im so sorry i feel like i should say sorry bc this sounds so inconvenient?????????#i feel like that day i did in college before i knew what ace was#when my friends were like 'no lindsey getting frustrated when youre not getting laid is real'#wh a t
every time i hear about sexual desire i have this Deep Conviction that its all an elaborate prank being played on younger generations, like santa and the easter bunny, but no i can actually trick people into buying stuff by putting a pretty face on the cover
RIGHT!? Like, no, but you guys seriously actually do have moments like that where you just actually want sex? Like, for real actually? Fucking wild concept, man. Good luck with all that.
“3 Defining Features of ADHD That Everyone Overlooks”
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This.
This is why people who stay in my life are neurodiverse like me!
this!! I swear I lost like all my friendships bc of this, like I had a group of friends in hs that one day I realized "huh I haven't talked to this people in a while" and popped in to say hi and they were all awkward?? because they hadn't seen me in a while?? and that's when I realized that friendship works different for them?? I was like yeah I haven't talked to you in like four months but it's not like I've forgotten about y'all why would anything change, and they were all like we haven't talked to you in four months why are you here again acting like nothing happened? and it was really confusing for me
YEAH! THAT!
Also I have a thing where I just put the people on pause. If I don’t see them or contact them, my brain kinda put them in stasis. I don’t think about them nor misses them, and I stay on what I last knew about them (how they look, what they study/work). So when we meet again I’m like “wait, you’ve aged?” and I have the same familiarity with them thanI had before.
Anyway all my mutuals I haven't messaged in forever - this is why
i didn’t even know this was a thing i thought all my old friends just didn’t care anymore because they didn’t like me specifically. this feels a lot more validating, though i guess it doesn’t change the end result
Oh. Oh, wow. This explains so much.
Animation boomers: Modern shows don’t have the heart and souls that the cartoons that I grew up had
Modern Cartoons:
Celebrating the only amazing thing that 2020 has brought
Re-uploaded because it wasn’t showing up in some of the tags
Song: https://youtu.be/U-s9RMpxI7E
YT: https://youtu.be/h6VZepdAHhM
Concept: combine the “you don’t know you live on a death world until you leave it” trope with the whole Cthulhu-in-space genre of weird fiction, except in reverse: humanity’s Special Thing™ is that humans (and, by extension, all terrestrial life-forms) are weirdly resistant to reality-bending bullshit, which is what lets us survive and build a relatively functional civilisation in spite of hailing from a world that plays host to multiple Other Gods – which is, of course, otherwise unheard of; having even one of those squamous bastards in the neighbourhood is generally enough to ruin a whole star system’s day.
Non-human vessels can’t approach within a dozen light years of Sol without their crews being driven mad by the corrosive psychic resonance emanating from Earth’s deepest oceans, and we’re wandering around living our lives and not noticing. Aliens can never travel on human ships because our FTL drives kind of maybe tunnel through Hell, a process that horribly warps non-terrestrial life, and we just think it looks pretty when the n-dimensional hellfire coruscates across the viewports.
This sort of thing kept humanity uncontacted for a long time, until the aliens’ observers eventually figured out that we weren’t a bunch of weirdly normal-looking elder thralls, we just straight up weren’t aware there was a problem. It’s only then that they arranged first contact – remotely, of course – to basically ask “dude, what the fuck?”
(Humans are reasonably well-integrated into the galactic community these days, though most worlds enforce strict screening and quarantine procedures before allowing a Terran traveller planetside; it’s just like a human to have a class 7 epistemivore hitchhiking in their brain, and when informed, go “you know, I have been getting these headaches lately”.)
Once the humans got settled in, it was only natural that they’d be in high demand for dealing with reality bender infestations on other worlds, a profession that most aliens regard as horrifyingly dangerous, but which humans tend to approach as a sort of glorified animal control. Your capital city’s got a case of nightgaunts? A team of humans’ll be more than happy to go in and poke them with laser-sticks until they leave – for a fee, of course.
(In one famous incident, a kilometre-high pillar of paradimensional flesh manifested on Arcturus IV and began singing the Song of Endings, causing every living creature across half a continent to bleed from their auditory receptors. Upon arrival, the human first responders were observed to complain that they’d heard that one before, and soon set off in high spirits. The tower later caught fire and fell over; nobody’s entirely sure what the humans did, but they announced that their work was done and quickly departed – the ensuing biohazard cleanup, they said, was someone else’s department!)
the confused asexual before realizing they were asexual:
► “I’m not dating anyone because I want to focus on school and I’m too busy.” -said all through high school and college.
► “I don’t care how someone looks, I care about their personality.” - A common response to: ‘what’s your type??”
► Yeah, literally not having a ‘type’. Never understanding how people have ‘types’.
► “I’ll never have kids I am going to have dogs.”
► Never understanding fuck, marry, kill. Especially other peoples choices in the game.
► Getting really good at saying “Thank you for asking, but I’m just not interested in dating anyone right now.”
► Avoiding sexual conversations at all costs because they are uncomfortable, confusing or truly boring.
► Being a total hopeless romantic and wondering why people are more interested in how hot someone is versus them being kind?? or smart?? or funny?? what their hobbies are?? how they treat their mom??
► Being confused when people will go out of their way, even dangerously so, to please/impress someone they think is hot. Like why? You can see the heartbreak coming a million miles away because what even is sexual attraction.
► The explanation at all family dinners for not having a significant other is that you have more important things to be worrying about right now, LIKE SCHOOL.
► Being completely oblivious to others flirting at you and also not realizing when you might be coming off as flirty because you’re just a nice person and like to hold doors open for people.
► Anytime you find a good new song and then actually listen to the lyrics and sit there like??? What does this mean?
► Wondering why thinking about holding someones hand gives you butterflies in your stomach but if you even try to imagine having sex with them your mind goes blank.
Hey, if you’re ace, that’s chill. It doesn’t mean anything is wrong with you or that you need to change. Some people just aren’t into people sexually and that’s fine. Be confident in yourself.
May I add:
►Actively trying to not look sexy/not be attractive.
►Coming up with new and creative ways to avoid answering the “are you a tits or a butt guy?” question.
► Being told “you’re just a late bloomer” over, and over, and over.
And some specific to aroaces:
►Saying “when I grow up I’m going to live forever with my friends!” as a kid.
► Gravitating towards genres with little to no romance.
► Not getting why being a spinster is a bad thing. Living alone with a good library and a bunch of cats sounds like Heaven!
► Ranting about series “ruining this marvelous friendship” whenever a new romance subplot is introduced.
► Finding romance stories hilariously ridiculous at best and annoyingly bewildering at worst.
► Panicking and answering at random whenever someone asks you about your crushes.
Also adding:
► Cheating plots and wondering WTF is wrong the characters. Have they tried just not having sex with each other?
► Love at first sight? Seems fake, but okay.
Naruto (crack) Plotbunny: ANBU are the only social services
So, like, in canon, we all strongly suspect ANBU were the ones to raise bby Naruto for the first few years of his life, supporting evidence A) he's not nearly as fucked up as a kid neglected from birth would be.
(Babies who are not held and talked to, & fed and changed regularly, provided with stimulus, comforted when sick or frightened, etc, do not grow up to be even half as well adjusted as Naruto at 12.)
Taking that, and extrapolating wildly, I purpose an AU where ANBU are the only fucking shinobi who realize traumatized children do not well-adjusted shinobi make.
And goddammit, if they're the only fucking people in the village who understand basic child psychology, fine, it's absolutely fine, the hokage is a damn idiot, but everything is F I N E.
ANBU, looking at every shinobi under the age of 18: our kids now.
Kakashi joins ANBU at 14, looking to bury himself in work and maybe (hopefully) die.
He instead gets assigned a grief therapist and a statistically improbable number of missions which begin with 'We need you to summon a puppy'.
Tenzo is lovingly bullied into developing a backbone and his own opinions.
Itachi gets pushed into ANBU at 11 by his father and the hokage. ANBU spends precisely 3 seconds pretending Itachi is actually going to be an agent, and then dumps him in a pile of kittens and sends him to go play with civilian kids as 'infiltration practice'.
Itachi, 13: Taicho, Danzo-sama just ordered me to kill my entire clan
Hatake Kakashi, a graduate of the ANBU school of social services: I'm glad you told us, Itachi-kun. Sit tight while the adults go and murder the problem, okay?
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THIS IS FUCKING GOLD!
Oh my GOD I’m LIVING with this headcanon. My headcanon now. Accepting this as law
OP, please be actually writing this fic. All the words. Please. This is wonderful and I love it.
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Hey! Are you interested in what side materials exist for Kamen Rider?
Which seasons? Cause OH BOY! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!
I’ve got a set of lists for everything since Kuuga.
Basically, I’ve been making spreadsheets detailing what order it’s best to watch the spin-offs and films for each season in, where they fit in with regards to crossovers, and so on.
It got really comprehensive, really fast. And a little overwhelming to make, sometimes!
So, I’m putting these out in the open, in the hopes that they can help people.
Here’s Phase One! Kuuga through Decade!
And here’s Phase Two! W through Zi-O!
Additionally, I have a chart documenting the ages of the assorted Heisei Riders through the years, which includes their teams/allies.
(The Age sheet USED to be for Phase Two only, but I have now updated it to feature all Heisei Seasons.)
Enjoy~!
(Updated September 24, 2019 to reflect new information)
“A female with ADHD may be less hyperactive and less impulsive than her male counterpart. Instead she may present with more subtle symptoms such as being disorganized, scattered, forgetful, introverted, withdrawn and socially isolated. She may have great difficulty keeping her focus on tasks, becoming side-tracked and easily distracted by things around her or even by her own thoughts. It may take her a little longer to process information, so that she appears “slow” or “spacey” or “flighty”, when in fact she may be highly intelligent. She may have a low tolerance for stress, feel extremely sensitive to criticism, and work hard to conform to adult expectations in hopes of gaining approval from others. She may have a hard time saying “no” to others, over committing to responsibilities that she cannot fulfill. It may be difficult for her to make firm decisions on even simple tasks, so that she seems wishy-washy and indecisive. Problem solving situations can become overwhelming and she may often find herself stuck, experiencing a sense of paralysis, unable to move forward at all. Managing her time can be quite a challenge, as well, and “running late” may be her norm. She may also be hypersensitive to her environment – the noise, the sights, even touch – and quickly become overloaded, “shutting down” and unable to function. She may feel and incredible sense of shame, berating herself for not “living up to her potential”.”
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From a friend...
So if you didn’t catch this mornings shitshow, it went basically like this:
The CDC put out its official recommendations and requirements states should meet before reopening schools.
Trump went to twitter, shitted on the CDC recommendations, demanding that k-12 schools fully open up in the fall. He threatened to cut federal funding if they do not.
Then the coronavirus task force held a press conference, minus Fauci, because he’s on the President’s shit list.
Betsy Devos said she really really really wants kids back in school. She does not know how to do this, offered no suggestions. Just that they need to open, and leaves it up to local officials to figure it out.
Vice President Pence said children are resilient. Basically made out of cartilage with healthy lungs. They probably won’t get sick, so we shouldn’t worry about them. There is also no disagreement between the CDC and Trump. Trump wants schools to open, and just doesn’t want the CDC’s guidelines to be the reason for schools not opening?
Yes, he actually said he doesn’t want states to keep their schools closed just because their own CDC says it is not safe to open.
So the VP says, don’t worry, let’s bring up the Director of the CDC to clarify. -And I could‘ve sworn I heard this guy gulp off camera.
But the director of the CDC comes up and says he also wants schools to open safely. He said he likes his job and wants to keep it, therefore, he is also in full agreement with Trump, despite the guidelines they released hours before.
So then Dr. Birx comes on and says half the country has seen a surge of new cases. The country is worse off than it was back at the start of all this. She said they should return to phase 1 and start all over.
Now, an astute reader may wonder how do half the states return to phase 1, and still expect to open by fall? Good question. ..... And while you were thinking about it, Birx tries to leave the podium.
But before she gets away, Pence stops her, suggests she ‘talk about that other thing about the children’. She hesitates, then agrees.
She comes back up to the mic, says most children probably won’t die. Maybe 0.02%. And usually the ones who die were already sick, so you parents at home may want to keep an eye on them. Oh- and we have virtually no data on how transmissible the virus is in children because we’ve barely tested any of them, but let me get out of your hair.
Pence comes back and says, see, we’re good here.
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So while all that is going Cuomo is holding his own press conference.
He says I don’t even give a shit what Trump is saying. It’s not worth responding to the clown. States control school openings, and we will do it as safely as possible, end of discussion.
Other states blew off our warnings, and now they are paying the price. You want to fix your states? Pull your heads out of your asses and follow our example.
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And Fauci has gone total rogue. He has been giving interviews across the media spectrum, politely telling anyone who will listen that following trump’s orders regarding the Coronavirus will lead to certain doom. Death and economic disaster on a scale never seen before. Please turn back while you still can.
And now you are filled in.