#incorrect spidey

[spideyspetertingle]

Peter: Mr. Stark... I think I'm sick. Stark: Not again.. when's the last time you went outside?

Peter: ... Stark: ...When's the last time you drank some water?

Peter: ... Stark: Kid?? When's the last time you slept at least eight hours...?

Peter: ... Novembruary 32nd. Stark: How. How are you alive?

[avengersasshitmyfriendssay]

Sam: ... In a book I read-

Peter: Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgeoise

Sam: *in visible shock*

Cr: @wrenstrange

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/wrenstrange

[spideyspetertingle]

Peter: Dude no way!! I can't believe I'm gonna be the sixth avenger! Tony: There hasn't only been six avengers in literal years, kid. Peter: What do you mean? The battle of NY?? Tony: Yeah, Me, Thor, Cap, Nat and Banner. Peter: That was five (5). Tony: ...Maybe there was only five of us...

[spideyspetertingle]

Peter: hey mj! wanna know your superhero name? MJ: fine. Peter: it's your first name... *gets down on one knee* Peter: and my last... MJ: i'm not changing my last name. Peter: MJ it was just- MJ: i'm not. changing. my last name.

[avengersasshitmyfriendssay]

Peter P: So where was your phone?

Tony: The couch ate it...

credit; @cuddlymuffinofoptimism https://cuddlymuffinofoptimism.tumblr.com/

[avengersasshitmyfriendssay]

Peter: YO PASS THE METH

MJ *hand Peter the methaline blue*: Why are you like this?

Ned: I DON'T HAVE THE METH BRO, BUT I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS ON COKE OVER HERE *takes a sip of his coca cola*

MJ: I hate everything about humanity, we all deserve to burn and die.

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[avengersasshitmyfriendssay]

*Steve & Peter in Chili's*

Peter: hey if I ate myself would I completely disappear or become twice as heavy?

Steve: Tony come get your child he’s scaring me again

- @rereidit

[avengersasshitmyfriendssay]

Peter: Lets get matching YEET tattoos!!

Tony: Why don't I hate that idea???