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(Both tied up and blindfolded in a dark room)

Kaz: are you alright?

Jesper: I THINK IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Kaz: … yeah

Wylan: So... What are we doing?

Kaz: Oh. Crime.

Wylan, mildly shocked: Crime. Good. Okay. Crime.

Dick: What did I say to you about barging into my apartment?

Damian: That it was selfish and impulsive?

Dick: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was: Don't.

Tony: We need a diversion. I say Thor gets naked.

Steve: No.

Thor: I could get naked.

The team: NO!!!

Miles: Um, I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… how do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?

Jason: Listen, you don’t know me, kid, so I’m gonna say this once: if I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.

Miles: Are you always this sentimental?

Jason: I had a good day.

The gang sees Ponyboy facing off against a group of Socs.

Soda: “hang on, guys. This is something Pony has to do for himself.”

Ponyboy: “NO IT ISN’T!!”

Soda: “oh! Ok then, never mind.”

Ilya Rozanov: What we need is a diversion... I say Shane gets naked.

Shane Hollander: No.

Ilya Rozanov: I could get naked.

Shane Hollander: No!

Nick: Bree, the first rule of surviving as a Legendborn is “Don’t ever let them know where you are.”

Sel: *running around in the background waving his Aether blades at the Shadowborn*

Sel: I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON!

Nick: …Of course there are other schools of thought.

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