#source: hamilton

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: You have invented a new kind of stupid.

Steve: A “damage you can never undo” kind of stupid.

Clint: An “open all the cages in the zoo” kind of stupid.

Tony: “Truly you didn’t think this through” kind of stupid.

Y/N: … I get it, I fucked up.

[connerluthorkent]

Alastor: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice. Talk less. Vox: What? Alastor: Smile more. Vox: Ha. Alastor: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for. Vox: You can't be serious. Alastor: You wanna get ahead? Vox: Yes. Alastor: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead. Val: Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? Velvette: Show time! Alastor: ...Like I said.

[incorrectlionguard]

Simba: I wanna give you a word of warning.

Kion: Dad, I don’t know what you’ve heard. But whatever it is, Kiara started it.

[bugwolfsstuff]

Thalia: if you can marry a Hermes brother, you're rich, son

Katie: Is it a question of if, Girl, or which one?

Clarisse: Hey

Katie: Hey

Malcolm: Hey

All 4: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Mcgonagall: I wanna give you a word of warning. Sirius: Minnie, I don’t know what you’ve heard but whatever it is, Snape started it.

[simple-dark-eyes]

*Cater scrolling through social media during a pop music club meeting and sees a post that catches his eye and shows lilia*

Cater: Look! Malleus is treading all over Magicam!*shows Lilia the aticle and picture* "Heir To Briar Valley Caught Making Out With Unknown Night Raven student (Yuu)." Malleus' and Yuu's relationship just got exposed...

Lilia: Sometimes, that's how it goes.

Kalim: Sebek's gonna find out any minute...

*insert very loud incoherent screaming here that can be heard throughout the whole school here*

Lilia: ... I'm sure he already knows.

[wingdingfan]

If Bruce in Injustice ever questioned Damian being Nightwing (never finished the comics, got too pissed at them killing of Dick like that)

Damian: I was told to take the mantle by a hero Damian: His body is now in a casket Damian: Would you like to pick it up and ask it? Damian: *mimes picking up a head* Uh should I disobey your direct wishes, Richard’s head? Damian: *pretending to be Dick* uh do whatever you want, I’m super dead!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Concept: Kevin running into Coach Moriyama at the banquet

Coach Moriyama: So quick witted

Kevin: Alas I admit it

Coach Moriyama: I heard you were quite the player

Kevin: My strikes were well acquitted

Coach Moriyama: Well someone ought to remind you

Kevin: What?

Coach Moriyama: You’re nothing without the Foxes behind you

Wymack: Kevin!

Coach Moriyama: Daddy’s calling