#source: ted lasso

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Jason, if you die again, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Jason: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Dick.

[military-newsboys]

Weibe: What would you say motivates Ilya?

Shane: Blowjobs.

Weibe: …Is there a second option?

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: Could you tell the others to stop yelling at sports?

Walker: Sports? They're watching last night's Bake Off.

Yelena: Look at that sponge!

Bob: That's rubbish!

Ava: Temper your chocolate, you twat!

[emmikay]

Zane Boodram: Everything okay, Harris?

Harris Drover: No- My nephew says he’s being bullied at school.

Troy Barrett: If you leave now, and take the trans-Canada, you can be out of the city by noon, and that kid’s house will be in ashes by 12:30.

Ilya Rozanov: No, no, best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them.

Everyone: (looks at him)

Ilya Rozanov: Then, you sneak into their house at 4 AM, which, statistically speaking, is hour people are least likely to defend themselves.

Luca Haas: Correct.

Ilya Rozanov: And once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them with thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can for as long as you can, and then you start to beat them again.

Wyatt Hayes: (drops his water bottle)

[incorrect-mha]

Ochako: Everything okay, Deku?

Deku: Uh, Eri got bullied at school this morning.

Iida: *Gasp* If we leave right now and take the connecting flight through Kyoto, we can be in Tokyo by noon, and that punk's house will be in ashes by 12:30!

Bakugo: No, no. Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them.

Deku:

Ochako:

Iida:

Bakugo: Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves.

Todoroki: *nods knowingly* Correct.

Bakugo: And once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can, for as long as you can.

Iida: [Gulps]

Bakugo: And then you start to beat them again.

Ochako: [Drops mug]

Deku: Mmm. Yeah. You know, I may just hold off on anything like that until I connect with Mirio and just get the details, see what actually happened.

Bakugo: Yeah, all right. Yeah, fair enough.

Deku: But, thank you…?

[outforawonder]

Han: but... but if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated?

Han: Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do :(

Lee Know: You go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me

Lee Know: avenge me Jisung, avenge meee

[shyjusticewarrior]

Dick: Damian got bullied at school this morning.

Tim: If we leave right now and take the connecting flight through Paris, we can be in Gotham by noon and that punks' house will be in ashes by twelve thirty.

Jason: No, no. Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them.

Dick and Tim: ...

Jason: Then you sneak into their house at four a.m.- which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves.

Tim: Correct.

Jason: And once you're standing over them as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint.

Jason: Pummeling them over and over, until they wake- confusing the red paint for their own blood.

Jason: When they beg you to stop, you laugh. As loud as you can for as long as you can.

Dick: *gulps*

Jason: And then you start to beat them again. *mimicks hitting motion*

Dick: ...

Tim: ...

Dick: Y'know, I may just hold off on anything like that until I connect with Bruce and just get the details. See what actually happened, ya know.

Jason: Alright, yeah. Fair enough.

Dick: But thank you.

Jason: Pleasure.

[marmelogram]

Bucky, to Walker: Hey, are my eyebrows crazy?

Walker: (looks at Mel)

Mel: (shakes her head)

Bucky: I've got to do a photoshoot tonight and the photoshoot coordinator told me that my eyebrows are crazy.

Walker: Jeez, are my eyebrows crazy?

Mel: Your eyebrows aren't crazy, Bucky.

Bucky: Thank you.

Mel: They're psychotic.

Bucky: I appreciate that.