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A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!

verdantvulpus

They’re incredibly smart! And kind!!!

o-lanterns

they should invent a searching for jobs that doesn't open a miles-deep pit of despair and rage within me that gets deeper and wider with every scroll because it's all shit that is impossible for me to do because I am not a real human like other people

rabbiteclair

you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither

why-bless-your-heart

(via @awesomebutunpractical)

yoursminehourss

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

yoursminehourss

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

artistofnothing

yoursminehourss

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

ghostingthespace

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

jacobtheloofah

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

babyanimalgifs

Contagious red fox laughter which will make your day. (Sound on)

(Source)

avatarobi

Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally

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half-black-phillip

I’m so mad because this worked

britney2007spears

help me roger

sweethunter69

Do the damn thang Roger!

cryoverkiltmilk

River

Roger and the power of three point one million notes.

rockandrollchick29

punkitt-is-here

unfathomably based thank you uncle iroh

donnamissal

parasect

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

po-acus

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

sternenhimmel-mond

Together they create the full set.

bartziefluff

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

tuntematonkorppi

tumblr black out poetry

captainjonnitkessler

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

captainjonnitkessler

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

transgender-rex

@bifrosted-flakes @trainwreckisawreck

jaubaius

This European Eagle Owl’s tippy taps

Source

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On a lighter note.

The main reason I ever wanted to write a Hungarian mythology-based urban fantasy is that I needed to see someone do Bread Magic in a mundane modern setting.

Bread Magic shows up in a variety in Hungarian fairytales. It works like this: when someone evil, usually the devil, sometimes a dragon, wants to come into your house and hurt you, usually by taking your children, what you do is put a loaf of bread on the windowsill. It will speak for you.

When evil demands admission, the bread will say: First, they buried me under the ground, and I survived. When I sprouted, they cruelly cut me down with sickles, and I survived. They threshed me with their flails and I survived. They ground me to flour with their millstones and I survived. They put me in a bowl and kneaded me, then they put me in a hot oven to bake me, and I survived. Have you done all these things? Until you do all these things and survive, you have no power here.

This is pretty powerful magic I think, and it makes sense in a country where wheat is the staple crop and bread is the staple food. If you have bread, you are alive, if you have no bread, you are dead, therefore bread is life. It was customary to refer to wheat as “life” well into the twentieth century, and not in high literary circles either: rural seasonal workers negotiated their wages in so and so many sacks of life.

And I totally want someone to do bread magic with a shitty store-bought muffin.

thedupshadove

“They filled me full of toxic preservatives, and yet I can still nourish. They left me under harsh florescent lighting, and yet I can still bring comfort. The one who baked me will never see the one who eats mez and yet I can still convey some sense of love, of care.

Until you can have your nature so twisted, yet remember and hold to it still, you have no power here.”

kyraneko

Oooh. Damn, that’s Big Magic that could unFall an angel by sheer force of logic.

tikkety-tok

This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

teaboot

I feel like I’m being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

Always good for a smile. Or indeed a Big Grin.

There’s also something Just Right about the sine-wave flourish of the bathrobe…

swan2swan

A fae being stands before you.

“Every day you will receive one thousand dollars in your bank account. But every time you lift a glass to your lips to take a drink, you will hit your front teeth on the first try. Every. Time. Do you accept this deal?”

crsinclair

Yes. Quite easily so. You see, making deals with the Fae is down to very specific word choices. They shot themselves in the foot with their own words here while making this deal, even though they thought their word choice was so very, very clever. The Fae specifically uses the word “glass”. This, in turn, limits the person that agrees to the deal to the “hit your front teeth on the first try every time” to only be hitting their teeth on the first try every time if they drink out of a glass. If the person decides to drink out of a container that isn’t made out of glass, like, say for example… A paper cup. Or a soda can. A plastic bottle. Styrofoam cup. Yeti Tumbler. Their own hand. A bowl. Who knows, a person can get hella creative when they realize there are ways to get around the rules without actually breaking them. So. A Fae being stands before me, and offers me this deal. I smile, wide and unassuming, offer my hand to shake. “I accept this deal and all of it’s terms unconditionally.”

flowercrownsylveon

I would simply get used to drinking exclusively through straws

stability

marlowwwww

that’s quitter’s talk

bikwin5

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

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use whirlwind sprint

touchyourblood

climb on the desk and double jump from there

sazandorable

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

realgirlsgaming

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

starryeyedneonlights

Fuckin triangle jump

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Wallrun and jump to it

knightsintodreams

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

kalasraven

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

professor-bats

you’re just not thinking with portals.

delcat177

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle. Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

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jump and then hit control

bralnwashingquirk

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

therealfeedback-deactivated2018

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

guitaurenhero

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

stillhasabigego

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

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Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

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Flash step to the area.

xphilosoraptorx

First you need to get the spider ball, then there’s a hidden morph ball power outlet behind the front desk that activates a spider ball track. You can reveal the outlet using the x-ray visor. Getting up there will earn you an extra energy tank.