ey tony whered u get that fresh pepperony

Alexis ▪️31▪️she/her

[sleepytroll]

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[tazri]

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

[onlinemgc]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I said that buying inhabited land, and the concept of being able to own the earth, is also pretty central to imperialism

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm just gonna lay out preemptively that the other 48 states are also, you guessed it, the result of imperialism! there's no get out of jail free card here!

[spidersinmysoup]

Oh they just BOUGHT florida

[gunsandfireandshit]

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

[gothcostco]

From another article i read today 😭

[hustlerose]

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[rincewindthecheese]

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

[lastvalyrian]

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

[boobcareer]

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

[ubashaaa-archived]

i love this gif its like hes really here listening to the music with me

[mousegirlheart]

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[funtergeist]

Man im just doing bullshit

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[plambus]

i need to get into a bareknuckle fist fight with another guy. not in like a homoerotic way or a depressed masochistic way but in a masculine badass fight club 1999 way

[godisafujoshi]

Hmmm so how do i tell you this

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[dogpuppy]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS