Horses and Ap(p)l(e)s

queer military gimmick that retired to shitposts and is now a gimmick again

[dragonoftheunderground]

RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT

KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!

IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!

TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.

@thebunnyofevil @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined @singular-ghost-sound @staffs-secret-blog

@staff @badjokesbyjeff @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @pukicho

@holisticdetective42

Stop KOSA

KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr

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All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Photos from #memes-and-graphics in the Stop Internet Censorship Discord server.

Posted May 18, 2024.

[pinkvaquita]

@peppermintstarsonamintyway @ohabeeeeeee @c00kietin @anonwithanaccount @anonymous--writings @empty-emmy @kousaka-ayumu @lovelettersinc @m00r3-cha0s @nonamebrandweed @pure-vanilla-lilies @undeadvinyls @xaytheloser

[thatguy4dr11an-deactivated20250]

@truly-fantastic-me @nkirukaj @galaxywing-has-adhd @gg-ladybug @notherpuppet @marsipanart @angelplayzgames @virydia @hazbinfallinginaspiral @ashh-does-art @mac-4 @ryuatewater @pleasegiveus5stars @greybazzy @the-radio-demon-blog @cubenameddm @sunlit-mess @elsa-fogen @crocsfroggo @greykolla-art @liberumalas @valentinos-pimp @curtaincallforalastor @yoko-art @cholvoq @lilivae @elisenel @meandtheyeehaws @diabloku @silverchariotttt RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M NOT SORRY FOR TAGGING THJS TIME

[ashh-does-art-deactivated202410]

IF THIS FUCKING PASSES I SWEAR TO GOD-

@upside-downish @brokenaroacecode @theconfusedacorn

I DON'T HAVE MANY MUTUALS IM SORRY

[brokenaroacecode-deactivated202]

I’m not gonna tag ,all of them

I’ll just tag

@nottapossum @alexartink @shakespeareofficialaccount @thewickedweiner

and hope it’s fine

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

and im js gonna tag @real-antonio-vivaldi @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa

[real-antonio-vivaldi]

It's getting a bit exhausting Having to tag the list every time 🥲 WELP- I'm actually kind of feeling annoying with the list, but it's KOSA

@the-official-real-coca-cola @actual-aspec-military @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @big-mayo-official @buildabearfr

@i-bless-your-heart @the-real-gmail @the-real-google @the-real-twitter-bird @the-official-pepsi

@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @oscar-wilde-official-account @realgoogleclassroom @unfortunate-wattpad

@rene-descartes-official @firehouse-subs-fr @bingle-official @google-news-official @officialtinder

@truly-jcjenson @the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @nasa-real

@totallytesco @pizza-hut-official @yep-definitely-savers @yahooo-official @same-image-of-hr8799e-every-day

@big-daddy-pharma @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-real-illinois @non-tyrannical-usa @burger-king-unofficial

@im-pandora-i-promise @totally-amazon @yes-im-youtube-kids @walmart-the-official @google-searchhistory-official

@the-tumblur-searchbar @the-us-navy-offical @the-official-publix @the-official-apple @i-am-poland

@gibbish-anon-from-gell @post-uwuifer @denmark-forreal @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

@definitely-britain @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail @antarcitica-official @india-official

@the-real-ipsy @the-real-chipotle @real-starbucks @unofficial-copilot @definitely-tiktok-trust

@speedway-official-unofficial @speedron @unofficial-trader-joes @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-moon-deimos-real

@totally-scjohnson @totally-peacock-i-swear @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @life360-i-swear @undeniably-chevron

@the-real-firefox @actual-long-john-silvers @acually-history @actually-aldi @communist-usa-real

@fr-winn-dixie @the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-ecosia

@demi-demolitions @electio-aroace-navy @genderfluid-marine-corp @nonbinary-coastguard @obviously-enby-airforce

@actual-transgender-navy @aroace-evils @aroace-marine-general @aromantic-detective @aro-sp-ace-force

@gimmick-remover @gimmick-blog-detector @gimmick-mimic @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @johnsholtodouglas

@real-sephora @definitely-bravo @definitely-hulu @definitely-peacock @gimmick-thief

@official-chai @totally-bing @reallytimhortons @real-dominos @real-pollo-campero

@pakistan-official @asteroid-belt-resident-ceres @genuinely-germany @definitely-brasil @definitely-canada

@the-real-eris @the-real-illinois @the-official-goose-god @truly-pluto @truly-the-sun

@totally-italy @france-unofficial @totally-france @the-official-italy @the-wonderful-jupiter

@the-aplatonic-cavalry @the-aroace-prophet @transcoastguard @demiboy-army

@omni-spaceforce @pansexual-spaceforce @bisexual-navy @queer-military-authorities @real-omnisexual-military

@officially-capricorn @official-new-zealand @guatemala-official @forever-scotland

@very-real-australia @zoozve-official @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @official-denmark @official-hongkong

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

it is june 1st. i emerge from the walls. i enter your kitchen and steal the last muffin. i depart.

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

Greetings fellow aspec militia blog.

@the-real-aromantic-fbi

Greetings

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

himb

[nanochittle]

Fun fact: I am actually 46 isopods in a trench coat

[catgirlforeskin]

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

[catgirlforeskin]

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

[ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026]

maybe

how old is she

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

[ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct]

she looking for another dog?

[catgirlforeskin]

NO

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

[catgirlforeskin]

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

[queen-mihai]

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

[catgirlforeskin]

I have a name

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

[catgirlforeskin]

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

[alyanas-little-hideout]

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

[catgirlforeskin]

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

[ironwoman359]

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

[catgirlforeskin]

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

[auto-anne]

lets get this post to 100k before 2025 ya’ll!

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

1.9k in two days, can we do it?

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

my favourite tumblr thing is when everyone instantly and wordlessly agrees to reblog a post with the same words. like welcome to the hivemind you yaoi loving bastards

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

i am going to cry why does this shit hit so hard

[thepollspace]

to what extent do you have medical training*?

i am not formally trained in anything

i have first aid training

i have cpr/aed training

i am trained in using an epipen

i am/know someone who is medically complex and have training related to that

i have a certification in something not listed here

i am in medical school**

i am an EMT/lifeguard/similar position

i am a medical professional

multiple of these

show results

Voting ended onNov 28, 2024

*FORMAL training/certification, whatever that may look like for you

**includes pre-med

reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

Late but I have training in first aid, cpr, and epipen usage

[france-unofficial]

found this really neat quiz here about your greatest strength :D

What answer did you get?

Trusting

Loyal

queer

Unique

Disciplined

Motivated

Integrity

Optimistic

Honest

Humorous

Ambitioned

other/vanilla extract/i lack hair

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

@the-official-news @offical-liechtenstein @totally-india @totally-france

@france-the-third @maryland-officially and @totally-italy :>

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

I got queer idk about yall

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

druid who's only skills are turning into various amounts of bees, creating chaos, and breakdancing

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

ouuugh... back hurt... approximately t7 to t11..

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

Asexual?

fuck yeah

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[egberts]

[gallusrostromegalus]

What’s that? Zoom in.

…DEAR GOD.

[gallusrostromegalus]

ONE HUNDRED ONE NOTES BUNGUS??

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ohhhh, now this is Interesting! No Notes Bungus gettin’ FUNKY with the notes!

[sashayed]

9 notes. maybe everyone gets their own bungus now. all subjective experiences are equal bungus

[moistglutealcleft]

is the bungus among us in the room right now

[jason-altea]

NO NOTES BUNGUS BABY!

[shattered-starry-pages]

NO NOTES BUNGUS AS OF NOW

[gyrovagus-bibliophile]

THREE NOTES BUNGUS

[theriversticks]

Back to no notes!

[the-lunacy-system]

One note bungus…

[postalignments]

one note bungus

[mmmm-daily]

three note bungus!

[realguitarcenter]

one note bungus

[sony-official]

none notes bungus

[zipper-is-ranting]

one note bungus

[jubi-n-friends-blog]

One note bungus

[someonesrealityshifting]

None note bungus

[theatrekidenergy]

Four note bungus

[defonotmoony]

five note bungus

[aflairforthemelodramaticc-deact]

-1 note bungus????? what????

[anomymous]

9

[aflairforthemelodramaticc-deact]

back up to 0 note bungus chat

[weirdlilweasel]

I got four notes bungus

[dungeonlv1]

5 note bungus!

[crowandco-system]

two note bungus, because crow fucked me over

[maryland-officially]

one note bungus

[germany-official]

30 note Bungus

[i-like-eating-bones]

10 note bungus

[sanemero57tempmain]

84383774 note Bungus

[scp-threats-is-back]

HUH?

[scp-threats-is-back]

No note bungus is fucking broken

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

2 notes bungus

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

carrying a magic 8 ball around and pondering it like a wizard with a crystal ball

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

three different blankets, all with purpose

-hood blanket for moving around

-weighted blanket for Too Much Brain (+cooling side for hot summers)

-shark blanket for s h a r k

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

it's crisistime