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Shadowbro (He), Zeenchi (She), Human (He) | Living in Indonesia |

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

Let's start the introductions

Hello, the name is Odi, Human, I live in Indonesia, Law Student (barely surviving), I love anime, mecha, and tokusatsu. Currently living with several otherworldly beings who are still annoying at night

Hello, It is I Shadowbro, I am a Goblin, to be more precise a Dark Goblin, I am the husband of Zeenchi, let the chaos begin

Hello boys and girls my name is Zeenchi, I am a Catgirl, I am the wife of Shadowbro. Former assassin now housewife, I enjoy chaos, sex, and a bit of latex.

Here are the people that arrived a couple of days ago, why don't you two introduce yourself

Hello darlings, my lovely name is Elain, I am the 425th Queen of Hell, the current Queen is the 430th one. I am the mistress of Zeenchi. I love latex, catsuits, and mecha (what a girl has some quirks to). Oh, hello Lady @sitorrothekitsune and Former Queen Shiro

My name is Lucian, call me Luci. I am the daughter of Zeenchi and Elain (don't ask). My job here is to protect my mom (Zeenchi) from my mother (Elain) so she doesn't kill dad

Wait whaaaat!!!!

P.S. both me and Elain come from the year 2350 based on the Earth cycle.

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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[sitorrothekitsune]

@sitorrothekitsune , may I ask Shiro, as the 345th Queen of Hell, how does she keep Hell in check without having demons kill people in the upper world? The current Queen of Hell is contemplating invading 2023 Earth.

This question is both more simple and more complicated than you might think, but the steps to achieve it are quite easy.

One might find that fear is not a great tactic to use against the infernal, because they feel invincible, like nothing you do could possibly be worse than what they’ve already experienced. And while for some, it’s possible this is true, for most… it is not…

So yes, prove them wrong, but that only keeps them in line for so long…

The secret of the plan comes next. Make a group of “undesirables” that can take the blame for everyone.

It doesn’t matter what you’re discriminating against, but make it something general. Something maybe that nobody really wants to know about the another creature. When they act up, they go to the undesirables group, and their social and societal life is ruined.

For example: if you make an undesirables group based on… I dunno… demons who have found love with another demon. Love is an instinct not even escaped by demons, but in this instance, it is illegal. Now, you must not let the demons get punished because they found love, but when they act up, you tell them you’ve known they found love but you haven’t done anything because you were particularly fond of them, and now that they have hurt you and that they are being sent to the undesirables group. And, in this instance, what you can do for added effect is send their lover there instead, because then they have to deal with the consequences…

They shape up very quickly.

By the way, I am the one and only queen of hell, and this other you speak of is an imposter. I’ve never heard of someone else laying claim to this title, but I’d be interested to meet them…

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

Well Madame Shiro, @sitorrothekitsune Keep in mind, I come from the year 2350, so current to me means the Queen of Hell from 2350. You at that time have the title of the 345th Queen of Hell. I am the 425th Queen of Hell, the current Queen of Hell of 2350 is the 430th

According to a book called Eternal Queens: A Complete History of The Queens of Hell, in the year 2132 you disappeared, you didn't die, you didn't leave, you vanished. So Hell collectively decided in 2160, after searching for you for 28 years, to choose a new Queen of Hell. Thus, a new Queen of Hell was chosen. During the 2200s, there was a war with the upper world, due to the 350th Queen of Hell invading the upper world which killed the 350th - 421st Queen of Hell. (hence the reason for me asking the question to you). After a treaty, Queens of Hell after that event has refrained from directly invading the Upper World, including myself.

On how you became the 345th Queen of Hell, historians in Hell found records of 344 entities who call themselves Queen of Hell before you. So, rather than upset the entities who may or may not have turned to God's, they decided to call those entities Queens of Hell. To name a few, Persephone, Asmodai, Sekhmet, etc.

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Ya’ll ever just make freeze dried espresso with full blood coffee

[sitorrothekitsune]

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

Ya’ll ever just make freeze dried espresso with full blood coffee

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

My dude, are you okay?

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$28.99

[an-anarchist-shapeshifter]

$0 if you do it right

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[sitorrothekitsune]

Hello, here you go

Eww- pickle-

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

*adds more pickle*

*slap Elain's hand*

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*doesn't care, continues adding pickles*

*pulls Elain back*

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

Sorry @sitorrothekitsune

[sitorrothekitsune]

Hello fellow human living with otherworldly/godly beings

Hello. It’s quite the awkward situation, innit?

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

No shit, now that I have two more that suddenly appeared.

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What if I just-

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

Cute

No

[sitorrothekitsune]

Wait what the fuck- I thought I joined sometime last year-

IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO?????

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

Dude, we the ooolllldddd people of Tumblr @sitorrothekitsune @jeffreyshowyt

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nobody's noticed my masterpiece yet and I'm kinda mad about it

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

NOOOOOO.

It's cute and all, but

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[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

Hello there it is I, Shadowbro the Goblin, friend of Odi the Human, and husband of Zeenchi the Catgirl.

Sup y'all the names Odi. Currently in Indonesia, Law student. Currently housing 2 otherworldly beings in my house, both utterly annoying at night.

Nyello, The name's Zeenchi the Catgirl. Former assassin, now housewife?? (I guess) Wife of Shadowbro the Goblin

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

NYA

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

So, a couple of things happened.

For somewhat reason Nyachi (daughter of Zeenchi, the orange one), disappeared, no clue why. One day we were watching TV and the next she disintegrated.

Two people arrived in our house claiming they were our family, we checked the future history and lineage book Nyachi gave us and yes, the future has changed somewhat.

We checked the lineage book and lo and behold they are family (or at least will be). I have no idea why the future is connected to us tho. Mind you not Earth history anyway.

Last and most important thing, one of my family members got the C virus, they are fine and we are fine. Pray for our swift and speedy recovery

[abtl]

Are Americans edible

[sitorrothekitsune]

Yes.

All humans are edible, provided you remove their stomach acid. Their stomach acid will give you a number of diseases not treated easily.

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

Are you sure you are not an Eldritch Deity?

@sitorrothekitsune we need answers to this question

[sitorrothekitsune]

As I am a God, and am definitely not normal, even among the other Gods, I am an Eldritch diety. Does that scare you, somehow?

[abtl]

I wouldn’t say so

[nonbinarymissingno]

Correction! Any part of the human body is edible if cooked correctly! Except the brain. You could get brain diseases - lyme, prions…

Not eating the stomach acid is obvious as it is acid in your stomach. The diseases aren’t really the most dangerous thing to come to mind.

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[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

How the heck did this get so far like this?

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My mom was the mightiest dragon in all the land. And my dad? Let’s just say that he was very brave.

[the-shadowbro-in-the-darkness]

And me? Just your typical half dragon.