Xuebing Du
@theartofmadeline
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sade Olutola
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
Discoholic 🪩
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
#extradirty
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
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seen from United States
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seen from Australia
@theearthnugget
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
~Manifesting~
This duck of creativity gave me more ideas for my villainess fanfiction, and I am eternally grateful
Love and hate this duck
This mf better work, I need to write my AU
If it does work, I swear I will shed tears of joy.
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
💰💵
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Good things are happening 🧿
Things that are meant to be are falling into place 🧿
*Slams reblog button*
manifestation bitches
fucking manifest that shit
adulthood is spending 20 minutes debating the phrasing of an email that essentially says ‘thanks’
DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
instant cute outfit with minimal effort
it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I really need the luck haha
open RP
“Hey~”
Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”
“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”
“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”
That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move.
“The uchiha bloodline ends here”
Gamefreak: *announces a new pokemon game*
Me:
I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought
Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key
I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore
Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer
au where everything is the same except marinette has black hair and grey eyes and she goes all blue when she transforms and that’s why no one recognises her
some of you never had to pretend to sleep with your phone/gameboy hidden under your pillow while your mom walks in your room to check up on you and it shows
