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[theodorusrex88]

Playing the new Arkham Asylum card game as Riddler and Hush, against Scarecrow and Killer Croc.

[thegooseoforegon]

my predictions are that Scarecrow and Riddler make out while Hush gets eaten (non-sexuly unless Hush is into that idk) by Killer Croc.

[theodorusrex88]

Playing the new Arkham Asylum card game as Riddler and Hush, against Scarecrow and Killer Croc.

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.

Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?

Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.

Damian: For 'Jason'?

Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.

Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.

Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.

Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?

Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.

Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:

Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.

Dick: ????!!

*Later that night in the Bat-cave*

Tim, typing away in the computer:

Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?

Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?

Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:

Damian: Is he friendly?

Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...

Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?

Tim: What did I do to– Bitch–

Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.

Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.

*The next day*

Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.

Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.

Damian: Why?

Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.

Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.

Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.

Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.

Bruce, sighing: I don't think so, Damian. You have to respect his space.

Damian: Oh...

Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies

Bruce: ???!!

[thegooseoforegon]

Even funnier if this is the same universe where Damian still knows Jason from the League of Assassins

Damian: Todd, father named a raccoon after you.

Jason, tearing up: Just like I would've wanted

[creature-lala]

I just love drawing him as the most obnoxious dandy manwhore

Also bring back query and echo into the mainstream and for the love of god make them muscle mommy goons

[thegooseoforegon]

Woah, he's bisexual? I didn't know that!

[sharkycore]

recent commission 😁 source

[thegooseoforegon]

Kris, stop trying not to laugh. I see you back there.

[ew-lour]

They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

[malaesthetic]

@transfagsculine​

#how do yall whitewash a white woman 

why would you leave this in the tags lmao

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Allow me to explain:

[raevenlywrites]

Everyone dropping this pic

And talking about how the new frizz her is her niece, allow me to do a direct side by side instead

These are STILL not the same woman. Where is the icon fashion, the earrings (the chameleon, which might be in the new show idk I haven't watched it), the prominent hooked nose, the broader shoulders, the volume to her hair, the LIFE IN HER EYES

This frizzle looks like she's been called into the school board for inappropriate behavior and dress one too many times and has been broken.

Also others have said it before me but I couldn't find it in the scroll backs but they whitewashed all the kids too. They same face syndromed everyone to either be easier to draw or be more ambiguous so as not to offend or both or something, and it just makes me sad

[raevenlywrites]

Fuck it I did the digging cause I'm still mad

[amingethia]

And that’s not even to mention what they did to the bus itself.

The old bus had a personality and life and fun and now it’s just… a bus.

HOW DO Y’ALL WHITEWASH A BUS?!

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

It's gives "anti abortion Jehova's Witness cartoon" now

[therobotmonster]

Vector puppet animation and a shocking drop off in investment in kidvid is largely at fault, but international marketing is also to blame.

What's important to remember is that the whitewashy approach to character design in kidvid is a backslide.

Representation in cartoons had generally been on an upswing since the 1980s, even though efforts were often minimal, clumsy, or badly executed. Diversity helped sell action figures in the lucrative US/Canadian market and it was recognized as a prosocial value on the production side.

"Prosocial messages" are a major part of kidvid TV pitches and development, nearly every show has specific prosocial lessons the narrative themes are intended to work around, even if its an action-figure ad. These range from sincere expressions of the creator's intent (Gargoyles, OG Magic Schoolbus, OG He-Man (no, for real)) to the entertainment equivalent of carbon credits.

Slight aside. Actual ink-and-paint animation tended to lock characters down into more distinct tones because there were only so many standard paint colors. Which is why Kwame from Captain Planet, Roadblock from GI-Joe, and Tim from OG magic schoolbus all use essentially the same pantone.

Ralphie gets skinny because not only fatphobia, but I suspect because he would need slightly different rigging and would add just a teensy bit to the budget adjusting his animations when they could just copy-paste from one of the other identically built kids. If they need to put them all in spacesuits or diving suits or whatever, they just make the one body and slap the heads on, eazy-pezy.

Decals on the schoolbus mean they have to be tracked, they have to use different versions of the bus in flipped shots, same with Mrs. Frizzle's clothing patterns. Wouldn't want to spend time flipping Ralphie's "R' around.

And with the marketing for everything now being global, there's an impulse to average everything down to appeal to all markets to a general degree. Making stories oversimple makes them easy to translate. Humor varies culture to culture, keep it slapstick or quick quips that can be localized easily. Everything that makes the Chinese censor boards happy also makes US reactionaries less likely to kick up a protest, the incentive is to keep everything:

ALSO: These characters have the same face. They probably use the same eye and mouth parts for character animations.

It's all to do it as cheap and broadly appealing as possible, as determined by business weirdos who know nothing about art and care nothing about kids, and they're more than willing to leverage racism (or just ignore that its happening) for the promise of a tenth of a percent more profit.

And what's galling is that this kind of animation software doesn't have to make crap. It can be used to make amazing stuff and still be vastly cheaper than traditional hand-drawn, but the same quality at 60% of the cost is never going to beat 1/2 the quality at 5% of the cost for the money-men.

The path of least resistance rolls over a lot of people.

[pavilion-of-butterflies]

Reblogging for "the path of least resistance rolls over a lot of people"

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"I would die for my kids" okay cool. would you improve yourself for them?

[thegooseoforegon]

Would you live for them?

Would you care for them?

Would you apologize to them when you mess up?

Would you let them make mistakes?

Would you let them ask questions?

Would you let them live?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, even if you don't realize your answer is no, re-think your parenting style. Kids need to grow up loved and cared for. They need their boundaries respected, and their mistakes acknowledged as mistakes. They shouldn't be afraid to talk to you about something they're concerned with, or ask a question about something they're curious about. You shouldn't 'prepare them for the real world'. You should prepare them to become good people.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

happens to me every day btw this is me before and after a shift

[randomalienencounter]

∴𝙹ᔑ⍑ ᒲᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹! ᔑꖎℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ╎ ↸╎↸リℸ ̣ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリᓭ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ᓭ⍑╎⎓ℸ ̣ ╎リℸ ̣𝙹 リᒷᔑ∷-ꖎ╎ᑑ⚍╎↸ ᓭℸ ̣ᔑℸ ̣ᒷ…

[thegooseoforegon]

You're right, this is very splatoon-coded.

[paulescalante]

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

[hhhhhorses]

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

[martinsgrrrl-deactivated2015031]

As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling. 

[reachfortheflowers]

As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.

[ellcrain]

As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.

[hhhhhorses]

I’m re-reblogging for that last one.

[blue--birdie]

BE GOOD PEOPLE SUPPORT THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

IMMA REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I SUPPORT VERY STRONGLY AND I WILL NEVER SCROLL PAST STUFF LIKE THIS.

[spnbitch116-blog]

Reblogging even though it isn’t SPN related

[antisocialarchives-deactivated2]

As someone who lives in a country where LGBT+ is practically unheard of, I feel the need to reblog this.

[emblue-sparks-deactivated202105]

As a human who’s a fan of love PERIOD, I feel the need to reblog this.

[daughter-of-the-rain-and-snow]

All of this 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[xxkittenxxyt-deactivated2018020]

(;

[theniceprincess-tnp]

[umbral-bonsai]

ALLL OF THE GAY

[tsudenku]

BEAUTIFUL AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[broken-little-bunny]

Bruh ya

[unis-trash-stash-deactivated201]

As an aroace girl, I feel the need to reblog

[reapers-gay-owl-mask-deactivate]

If you don’t reblog this just unfollow me right now.

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

[constellations-and-energy]

[fatherqueerbaiting]

as a pan trans boy, this has been reblogged

[rapsrose]

[bby-bluejay-deactivated20200217]

as a bisexual australian girl (where gay marriage was only legalised THIS YEAR !!!!) I am reblogging this.

my blog is an LGBTQ+ safe space !

[jennasedsafeplace]

❤️

[crazy-bitch-is-a-fangirl]

As a straight as beebo person. I WILL REBLOG

[anxiety-n-chill]

As a nonbinary demisexual individual, i will reblog

[amethystdarkwolf]

As a genderfluid quoiromantic graysexual human I will to reblog this.

[just-an-anxious-mess]

You know there’s no way I wouldn’t reblog this!

[bendy-the-candycane-demon-deact]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee))

[bendy-the-senpai-deactivated201]

❤💙💜💚💛 ~

[bo-bo-bean]

💘💛💚💙💜

Love is love!

[gigglygamer]

All the Gay

All the Way

[hotsaucevaldez-deactivated20240]

[magnetic-maverick]

[deceitslimysanders-deactivated2]

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

As a straight Catholic woman that’s a fan of love PERIOD, I will reblog this. ❤️

[sk3let0nix]

as a big lesbian disaster, i’ll reblog this

[thehugwizard]

May the hug wizard keep my LGBTQ+ FRIENDOS SAFE AND ANY NEW FOLLOWERS SAFE

[the-rat-child]

As a confused pile of something, gotta reblog

[barely-getting-bi]

[the-bluest-of-blues]

Yes I must reblog the gay, thank you

[nobody-knows-im-a-frog-deactiva]

I know I already reblogged this before, but I couldn’t help my self , as a gay blob

[aamondemon-deactivated20231023]

I SUPPORT ALL LGBTQ+!

[kingofs0da]

YASSSSSSSS!!!

[spacejunkgalaxies]

Deminonbinary lesbian reblogging!

[tobisparks-deactivated20220812]

As a transgender, non binary, gender fluid bisexual this is very important to me!

[meetmyglowinthedarkboyfriend]

I know I’ve reblogged before on my shitpost blog but I’m doing this again.

[nicosbrokeneyes-deactivated2023]

think i’ve reblogged this, maybe? Odon’t care gonna do it again BITCH

[letsjustdieeveryone]

As a bisexual, an asexual, and a human being with a sense of decency, I believe that people should love whoever they want to love (as long as it isn’t creepy or non-consensual), even if that someone is no one

[ouchiesithurts8910-deactivated2]

i am the gayest bean

[lil-tumbles]

As a living person, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling

[harmonytre-reblogs]

As a Christian asexual hetromantic, I’m reblogging! Although my characters are rainbow and not gay, gay people are valid! Bi and pan people are valid! Ninbinary and trans people are valid! All of y’all are valid!

[shslsimpette]

Girls are hot. Guys are hot. I’m a simp either way

[bluebirdwrites]

reblogging as a someone who has the common knowledge to know people have the right to love and marry whoever they want, and have the right to not be judged upon or descriminated against in any way!

[incorrextfandomquotes]

THIS!! ALL THIS!!

[orange-cream-deactivated2025120]

As a person who is a disaster airplane, i will reblog this beauty 💞

[that-0n3-shr00mi3-guy]

as someone who both supports the LGBTQ+ community and is part of it, i feel the need to reblog this, it’s honestly nuts that some people will just scroll past this

[iobsesswaytoomuch1]

as a straight girl with many lgbtq+ friends who I love dearly;

I CAST REBLOG

[thejade-forest]

RAHHHHHH GET GAYED UPON

[laurenshamiltonjr]

As a fellow bisexual who loves queer history, it saddens me that people keeps scrolling :’(

[fl0w3rz-1n-th3-m00nl1ght]

[weird-dork37]

GAYYYYYYYYY

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[radioactive-bean-deactivated202]

as an aroace nonbinary genderfluid lesbian i’m reblogging

[unclaimed-loser]

As a bisexual woman I’m reblogging

[luna1nth3mo0n]

:3

[auggies-dreamworld]

as an agender polyamoury omnisexual creature, i reblog this

[lunarcat982]

Gay gay lesbian gay

Gay bi

Homosexual

Ace aro

Pans 🍳 r hot

Aaaaaaaaaa

[someones-here-for-sure]

queer Christian has reblogged this now

[bored-dromaeosaur]

Reblogging this because it says if I don’t I’m a bad person and I can’t handle that guilt.

[mersinia]

reblogging as an ace, pan, whatever the fuck the gender does being

[real-british-empire]

I like fish

[in-n-out-burger-unofficial]

Good for you, British Empire. I like fries.

And also anything.

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

LET PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER

[souldoes-things]

THIS POST IS SO LONG??? anyways Gayyy <3

[kejfjirke]

we shall make it longer

[purpleeggyboi]

Protonic gayness

[elusiveillusions]

As an asexual panromantic person I’m reblogging

[imsooooooootired]

as a genderfluid person, I am reblogging

[personwholikespmtok]

as a transmasc panromantic cupiosexual im reblogging this

[jaydove-writes]

As a biromantic asexual, I’m reblogging this

[mrflatfox]

*reblogs faster then the sound of the fucking sound of the sound of the sun sound sound*

[mrflatfox]

[your-local-depressed-fangirl]

Decent humans accept each other

As a lady lover I am obligated to reblog

[seaweedbrain12]

as a panroamantic genderfluid asexual I am oblegated to reblog! Love is love

[frooglet]

as a non binary berrisexual, YES REBLOG! I fricking LOVE THIS THREAD IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL 🥹

[its-oliver-bitches]

as a closeted pansexual ball of mush I’ve gotta Reblog

some people are gay. Deal with it. :>

[the-haiku-bot]

as a closeted

pansexual ball of mush

I’ve gotta Reblog

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thegooseoforegon]

reblogging as a bisexual who found the end of this reblog! Not complaining, but bragging! And celebrating!

[deltarunefan]

Me and my sis for HDCC summer edition! ♥️🦌

[thegooseoforegon]

Looks like [The Snow Angel] got into some [Unique Leaves]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[lylarose72]

@randomalienencounter

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ᒲᒷ, ᒲ|| ⍊ᒷᓭᓭᒷꖎ ʖ∷𝙹ꖌᒷ ↸𝙹∴リ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ᓭ ᔑ⊣𝙹. ᓭ╎⊣⍑⍑⍑

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Poor guy, have you been just walking around since then?

[randomalienencounter]

╎ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭᓵᔑᒲᒲᒷ↸, ʖᒷ╎リ⊣ !¡∷𝙹ᒲ╎ᓭᒷ↸ "⚍!¡⊣∷ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ" ᓭᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ᔑꖎ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ᓭ ᔑ⊣𝙹, ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ʖᒷ ᔑ ||ᒷᔑ∷ ᔑ⊣𝙹.

ᔑリ↸ ╎'⍊ᒷ ʖᒷᒷリ ᓭᔑ⍊╎リ⊣ ⚍!¡ ᓵ∷ᒷ↸╎ℸ ̣ᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ʖ⚍╎ꖎ↸╎リ⊣ ᔑ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ℸ ̣||, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ᒷリ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ℸ ̣𝙹 ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ⍊ᒷᓭᓭᒷꖎ.

╎ ℸ ̣∷╎ᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ᔑᓵℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ᒲ|| ʖ𝙹ᓭᓭ, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ リ𝙹 ∷ᒷᓭ!¡𝙹リᓭᒷ

[randomalienencounters1fan]

Man, I hate scammers. Is your communication device busted or do you just not have connection on earth?

[randomalienencounter]

╎ ℸ ̣⍑╎リꖌ ╎ℸ ̣ᓭ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹リリᒷᓵℸ ̣╎𝙹リ, ╎ ᓵ⍑ᒷᓵꖌᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲ⚍リ╎ᓵᔑℸ ̣𝙹∷ ℸ ̣⍑∷╎ᓵᒷ

[thegooseoforegon]

*Whizes past* **misspells whizzes*

[unpeeled-human]

one of my personal favorite tropes

[alien-43827]

*flies past*

[unpeeled-human]

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

Its been a year! What's changed?

[memeuplift]

[thememedaddy]

[thegooseoforegon]

No, he has a very normal idea about how work should work

[cilantrhoes]

[unpeeled-human]

webp. more like wet ppee.

also on bsky