Sit down, have a cup of tea and enjoy your visit

[angelsamericana]

i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

[angelsamericana]

like i know none of us call people we barely know "bestie" out loud. i know none of us say "i am kissing you on the mouth" in response to every mild compliment. but god i wish we did

[angelsamericana]

(recent) tumblr exclusive linguistic phenomena:

bestie (said to someone you've never spoken to directly)

so false worstie

we are holding hands

i am kissing you on the mouth

you're going in the soup

variations on "your dad looks gnc af" "YOURE INSANE"

mutuals (technically this exists on other social media but not in spirit)

[gunshots] (people say this on twitter but they say it wrong)

using periods incorrectly to. fine tune the cadence of a line

my beloved/my beloathed

hyperspecific day of the week holidays e.g. flat fuck friday

variations on gaslight gatekeep girlboss

and, of course, prev tags

[ehentalix]

I think my absolute favorite is "Thank you for the input, Tumblr user [[wildly inappropriate username]]"

[sdzoo]

How to catch a fish in 4 easy steps by Nindiri the jaguar (pics by Nancie Cunningham Casey)

[lambentwarg]

Step 1: aAAHHH Step 2: blorpphpphhh Step 3: Nommmph Step 4: Profit

[mikkeneko]

I’ll be honest, I totally didn’t see the fish at first, so I thought the jaguar was just taking a drink. i was sitting here being all like “dang why is this jaguar so Extra that instead of slurping up water like a normal cat it’s gotta BITE THE WATER”

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more

[vergak]

They are so shaped

[eliteknightarmor]

one of the animals ever for sure

[shmreduplication]

One thing that's great about live local theater is I got to see the largest height difference I've ever seen between two romantic leads yesterday

Tv+film get apple boxes and creative camera angles. This show had the characters mostly sitting next to each other but there's a slow dance scene with a kiss, her hands were way up in the air to stroke his cheek. I loved it

[tanoraqui]

It was also nice to see someone not conventionally attractive—ie, short and plump—playing the romantic lead. It really enhanced her song about how childhood stories of fairy tale romance don’t really work out in reality, and the scornful way the male lead (Phil, Groundhog Day) treated her at first, and then came to really see and appreciate her as a person.

[shadesfalcon]

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home

[dsudis]

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

[relevant-catnik]

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[mellypluslina]

definitely one of The Pics of all time…

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DEXqnT8IpHP/?img_index=2&igsh=ZzFscHRjYWZid2x5

[dangerousmulletz]

[huariqueje]

A Door Closes - Aglaé Bassens, 2024.

Belgian , b. 1986 -

Oil on canvas, 24 x 20 in.

[thunderstruck9]

Aglaé Bassens (Belgian, 1986), A Door Closes, 2024. Oil on canvas, 24 x 20 in.

[abyssalco]

learning a new meduim? Try fishies…

[breelandwalker]

A bit late to the party, but can we bring back hairsticks as an accessory for persons with long hair? They're so pretty and stylish!

I mean, look how many different styles there are! And they come in so many colors and types of decorations, you can pretty much match them to any outfit or updo.

And they come in wood and acrylic too, if that's more your bag.

And they're lovely simple (very very pointy) hair accessories.

And nothing else.

[othellho]

[mellypluslina]

being an adult means I can use my big boy money (which is supposed to go towards stupid things like rent or food but who the hell does that) to force people to look at Melly.

look at her. she’s simply so Shaped

[official-boob-posts]

you know what this means chat

[etherealspacejelly]

the quiz: