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What is up my Scaredy Cat Crew? It's me ScaredLuna! I'm a youtuber and I also sometimes art? www.youtube.com/scaredlunahorrorchannel

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[aquarius-heauxx]

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

[hey-its-scar]

[books-and-cookies]

47 month old

[gay-zelda-deactivated20201208]

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

[huffylemon]

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

[queseraawesome]

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

[thenextcapedcrusader]

Roman symbol of 8 and 47 year old.

[surprisebitch]

i really wanna know what HR would think when they see a job application with names like these.. like does it influence their decision to call the applicant up for an interview?? like a really hard sounding name.. they probably might be discouraged but imagine seeing someone with a PHD and their name is Dr. Rayman Origins.. like i’d slam the call button

[casshealthandfit]

this one time when my family was on vacation we met this family and the daughters name was madinusa (pronoused “mad-in-oosa”) and were like that’s so unique/different where did u come up with that name?? (and like mind u this couple is from another country) AND THE MOM LITERALLY SAYS “oh she’s named after a clothing designer” my moms like really? i’ve never heard of it before LMFAO SHE ADDS “well we always get clothes from our family [in the states] and the designers name is on every single of them on the inside tag” LMFAOOOOO GUYS THIS BITCH NAMED HER DAUGHTER AFTER THE “MADE IN USA” WRITTEN ON SHIRT TAGS

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

And i was mad as a child because people called me Karima instead of Carmina. God.

[arcolan]

Where’s the institution supposed to check if names are truly valid

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

guys i hate to tell you but she had another kid

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

47 month old

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Some of the rarest baby names given to babies in Berlin (Germany) this year:

Schnee (“Snow”)

Bird

Little

Babie

Löwe (“Lion”)

Dienstag (”Tuesday”)

Nacho

Neuesleben (”New Life”)

Best

Tibet

Meinwerk (”My work”)

Bam-Bam

Hai (”Shark”)

Houndstooth

[mossy-covered-bones]

I’m crying. I am literally crying. This is just…. everything about this…… hhhhhhh gods no

[therealscaredluna]

47 month old

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

[pokemondiamondversion]

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

[pokemondiamondversion]

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme

[nowthisnews]

Thanks to a pair of a bionic gloves, this 80-year-old classical pianist can finally play the piano again. The maestro, João Carlos Martins, had lost dexterity in his hands due to aging and health complications. His face at being able to play piano again says it all. 🎶

follow @nowthisnews for daily news videos & more

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Sometimes the future is pretty cool, actually.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Bro he’s so happy he’s crying and that’s making me cry he gets to play piano again after so long I

[redchrominance]

João Carlos Martins isn’t just any pianist, he’s one of the best pianists alive today. The dude has been playing piano for over 70 years (his career started when he was 11, but by the time he was 8 he had already won a contest playing Bach), and out of those 70, 56 years he spent playing with some kind of disability in his hands.

By the time he was 20 years old, João Carlos had already been invited by Eleanor Roosevelt to play at the Carnegie Hall, played with the biggest north american orchestras, and recorded the entire work of Bach for the piano. At the height of his skills, he could play 21 notes per second.

In 1965, at 24 years old, he suffered an accident during a soccer match which ended up causing an injury on his right elbow, damaging his ulnar nerve and atrophying 3 of his fingers. This caused him to stop playing for a year, and to play with difficulty until his 30s.

After long periods of physical therapy, but still with much difficulty, he returned to the stages and was received several positive reviews and was acclaimed by the public. However, he ended up developing a work-related musculoskeletal disorder, which forced him to stop playing again.

This wasn’t enough to make him give up on his musical career, and even with atrophied fingers and paralyzed hands, he still managed to play and record all basically of Bach’s work from 1979 to 1985, still being wildly popular despite his difficulties.

However, the worst would come in 1995: at 55 years old, during a robbery in Bulgaria, João Carlos was struck in the head with an iron bar, resulting in neurological sequelae which paralyzed his right arm. After a lot of physical and neurological therapy, he managed to move his right hand again enough to play the piano with both hands, but due to a worsening of his condition, at 58, he started to develop troubles not only moving his hand, but also speaking, so he had to go through another surgery. It didn’t seem like he would recover much movement in his hand after surgery, however, so he used the short time he had before his hand atrophied completely to record one last CD with both hands.

In 2001, at 61, he recorded the album Piano Concerto for the Left Hand, written by Maurice Ravel for Paul Wittgenstein, an austrian pianist who lost his right arm during World War 1.

His intention was to record 8 albums using only his left hand, however, his left hand developed a disease called Dupuytren’s contracture, causing his fingers to become permanently bent and contracted, as well as causing pain. He went through another surgery, this time in his left hand, but it didn’t prevent him from losing movement in his left hand, causing him to have to abandon the piano, seemingly for good.

This still didn’t keep him away from music, and after learning to conduct from a friend of his, he became a conductor in 2003, at 63 years old. Due to his paralyzed fingers, João Carlos couldn’t actually hold the baton or even turn the pages in the score (at least not fast enough to not stall the music), however, so instead the maestro simpy memorized every score note by note. He memorized, on average, 5000 score pages. (Unfortunately, he started to develop dystonia on his left arm, causing it to twitch, which caused him to have to stop conducting for a while, but he came back shortly after and has been conducting ever since.)

He went through another brain surgery in 2012, to recover the movements in his left hand, but at this point it was so atrophied he hadn’t even opened it in 10 years. He still occasionally played the piano in important events, and he even played at the opening of the 2016 Summer Paralympics in Rio, but his playing was very slow and he could barely use his fingers, playing only a single note per second (compare with his 21 notes per seconds back when he was young).

(João Carlos Martins playing at an event in São Bernardo do Campo, 2013)

His bionic gloves were custom made by an industrial engineer, after said engineer saw him playing live and thought he could probably come up with something to help him. After he approached João Carlos to offer his help, the bionic gloves got ready just in time for him to play at the 466 anniversary of the city of São Paulo, in 2020, where João Carlos claimed “this is the first time in 22 years I place all 10 fingers in the keyboard”. Now, in 2021, he often posts videos of himself playing, and he always gets very emotional while doing so, and he is hardly seen without his new bionic gloves.

[therealscaredluna]

Im so happy he can play again.

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i would survive a horror movie

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

[therealscaredluna]

This made me think of my dad and I. We would watch horror movies to laugh at them then explain why it's bullshit.

Oh the door opened by itself? And you expect me to stay here??

Yeah if your cutting your hand open for a ritual, THAT IS GOING TO HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!

[official-lucifers-child]

because apparently it’s not fucking clear:

pedophiles (or maps or somaps or whatever the fuck other terms there are) are fucking gross, disgusting, and pathetic. they are not part of the queer community and never will be. there is no M that stands for MAP in the acronym, and there never will be. pedos are never welcome here, not now and not ever. if you’re a Sneaky Pedophile on my blog i want you to know that i personally hate your very soul and i would gladly see you six feet under.

outrageous. get away from me.

[pinkmistle06]

MAPs are not a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

They are people who want to have sex with CHILDREN.

It’s wrong, and if you support MAPs/pedophiles or are one, then you can go ahead and block and unfollow me.

If age is just a number, then jail is just a place.

[fizzlepop-frog]

no matter what name they give themselves, pedophiles will never be a part of the LGBTQ communit!

[pinkmistle06]

Agreed, my guy.

AGREED.

[severalqueerskeletons]

just a quick reminder for anyone who thinks maps are ok in any capacity

stay the hell away from me and my blog

[lizluvscupcakes]

Wait, who are MAPs again? I get conflicting information frequently. And I’ve seen that term applied to YouTube videos before. Help????

[official-lucifers-child]

MAP stands for minor attracted person, as if MAPs should be fucking given the courtesy of a nice label instead of what they are: pedophiles

[imaveryevilgirl]

Pedos don’t get to have a fancy label or anything as that gives them a shred of validation that they don’t deserve and I don’t want to give them

They’re not maps or whatever other term they use for themselves to try and get validation

They’re just pedophiles

[iamverybored-notactive-deactiva]

Pedos don’t deserve right.

[she-way-out-of-place]

please unfollow me if you are a map or you support them

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

don’t you dare shame our beautiful community by putting a ‘M’ there. Pedos don’t deserve any fucking right. Not even life. Fucking unfollow me if you are a pedo or support mother fucking pedos. 

[oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi]

there is NO M in LGTBTQ.

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

I just think that it makes it even worse that they think we will accept them. I mean however you name it it’s still fucking awful.

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[jenny-jinya]

TW: Animal death, cruelty

Sometimes I have to draw comics to cope with things. I read about this a while ago and it still breaks my heart. They smashed her eggs with a brick and she died of grief. The only message I have here is don’t be cruel.

[ladystarks]

[euphonero]

who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th

[euphonero]

i would dare to say that the world started shuffling every day in early 2011 and has not stopped shuffling in the decade since

[gardevoir]

[fraseris]

AND ITS EVEN ON THE 25TH OF MARCH AGAIN

[allycattiny]

[therealscaredluna]

It seems like the porn bots are still on tumblr. Thats nice to know.

[therealscaredluna]

I may be pregnant with baby brain....

[queencatradora]

i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”

[queencatradora]

it was in awe lmao

then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like

[queencatradora]

oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and

story time

okay so to preface this, my hometown where i’m originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you’re there for awhile you get the feeling that’s something’s not…quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much so that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i’m regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.

to put it in perspective we generally never had “normal crime” like robbery or anything like that when i lived there, though that did happen sometimes. the news stories were always like, “a kid was kidnapped by local residents and tortured in a house around the corner,” “a random person was chased down and shot for sport in a really nice neighborhood,” “someone was gored to death by a bull while out car shopping,” etc. (these are all real, btw). everyone does drugs and the whole town is located really close to a government site where they test nuclear weapons and chemicals and shit. this is how i grew up, in this bizarre environment.

i need to preface it this way so that you get that it’s weird. it’s a fucking weird place. i used to listen to the welcome to night vale podcast and make comparisons from it to my hometown, that’s how weird it is.

i only say this so you know that this town is where i got my orthodontics from.

all the kids in my town went to this one particular orthodontist. i also used to go to a dentist in town that a lot of people went to as well. i had a permanent retainer put on my bottom teeth after braces and no one had ever said anything to me about the model of retainer itself or it being weird type of retainer at all. i saw a ton of other people (mostly other kids that were my age at the time) that had the same type of retainer as me too so i never thought about it.

so i kept my retainer in — it’s never caused me problems and it keeps my teeth straight, why not?

however i went to a dentist for the first time in a metropolitan area now, and when he saw it in my mouth his literal first reaction was to say “uh can i ask you a question….what the hell is that”

LITERALLY the words that he said

which in hindsight makes almost too much sense. of course my town of all towns would put these weird unnecessary contraptions in kids’ mouths, and of course it happened so much that everyone just thought it was normal. that sounds exactly, to a T, like my hometown.

my permanent bottom retainer is apparently this prototype that is so rare that he’s literally never seen it before in his life, not in dental school, nowhere. it’s not that it’s an outdated type, it’s just rare as fuck. they were still staring at pictures of it on my chart in wonder when i left the office.

so just know somewhere out there, in a weird ass suburban town where they test nuclear weapons and a good portion of the residents go fucking nuts, there’s probably hundreds of people still walking around with this same contraption in their mouth that exists nowhere else in the world thinking, “yeah, that’s cool. that makes sense. let me go drink the definitely not-contaminated water now and never move away from here.”

[bleachtrippin]

This sounds like an X-files episode

[ssunsh1nee]

Okay, so I looked into it and I think that the town is Tracy, California.

I looked up the bull-murder thing OP mentioned and Tracy seemed to be only town that came up with a matching case. Though the man didn’t actually die from his injuries everything else matches up one for one. So just to make sure that it was the right town I looked to see if there was any murder-torture of young people in Tracy, and unfortunately there was. It was a 17 year old boy who escaped and survived the torture. And just to solidify that it was in fact Tracy I looked up shootings in residential areas and there was one of a 20 year old man who was shot and killed in a nice neighborhood.

Okay, but I decided to look into Tracy more to find out more information about it and the town is super suspicious. There’s been a lot of murders and shooting in the town. Back in 2009 an 8 year old girl, Sandra Cantu, was kidnapped and murdered by a Sunday school teacher who said she had no idea why she killed Sandra. Another case happened in 2018 when four underage boys were shot and one was killed by four teenage boys. There’s a lot of news stories on shootings, homicides, and drug busts in that town. It’s a really cute town from the outside, if you just look up Tracy, California there’s a lot of really cute businesses and nice articles on sweet things that happen in the town, but if you actually look into it the town is really sketchy.

So yeah, this sketchy town with a military base, multiple homicides and shootings is maybe Tracy, California.

[queencatradora]

………………..yeah, you guys caught me

i grew up in tracy

also i have to add another person’s tags to this since it’s honesty hour because they’re hilarious and true

[what-even-is-thiss]

Honestly I wasn’t even surprised when I found out it was in California. Even less surprised when googled it and found out it was near the Bay Area. That sounds about right.

[lincoln--22]

Apparently the motto is “Think Inside the Triangle” and I’m not sure how to feel about that.

[always-slytherins]

Im rebolgging just to add that it’s illegal to see the news from the city in UE. Like, LITERALLY:

[queencatradora]

it’s….what now

[buckythelittlepuppy]

Please get out of this place

[fierceawakening]

How did this post get weirder

[thevaginamonoblogs]

Is Tracy California Safe?

Based on FBI crime data, Tracy is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to California, Tracy has a crime rate that is higher than 71% of the state’s cities and towns of all sizes.

From their website:

Why is this creepy? Why? There’s no reason this should be, but it is.

Also, MC Hammer is from Tracy California

[obsidianthunderwolf]

This country is fuckin weird.

[december-rains]

So if you go to their site you’ll get your data stolen??

[therealscaredluna]

Tracy, CA is a fucking SCP landmark, and there's nothing you can say that won't make me change my mind.

[bopeepwritingsheep]

Every time I read the “Toph is a bad example of a disabled character because of her bending.” I want to Physically leap over a table and then flip that table because NO!!!! You do not understand!!!

Toph’s bending is assistive technology!!! It’s a medical aid!!!!!

Toph’s bending allows her to full access her world the same way my mobility aids do, or my medication does. There are times when due to inaccessible surroundings that her aids are rendered harder or impossible to use. Not unlike my own greatest enemy, stairs. However, when she is fully accommodated she’s able to be just as successful and thrive just as much as an able-bodied person albeit differently. Which is the ultimate goal of assistive technology.

[sokkastyles]

Toph’s parents also tried to limit her bending because they saw her as dependent upon them, which is a great example of how society denies disabled people access to assistive technology.

[swimmingferret]

A lot of people have a weird (ableist) assumption that if you show a disabled person being in any way competent, like Edward Elric, Solid Snake, Bentley, Darth Vader or Hiccup, it somehow negates the fact they’re actually disabled

[captainlordauditor]

Toph and Edward Elric really work for me because I never once felt like the writers forgot they were disabled. Edward is constantly repairing his prosthetics. Toph can’t read or use her aids on certain surfaces. And these aren’t things that show up once and then never again - they’re constantly referenced through the shows.

[ralfmaximus]

Particularly love the scene atop the airship where Toph is rendered thoroughly blind by her standing on an unbendable surface, and Sokka offers her his arm for stability. 

It’s so subtle but illustrates how her friends support Toph without treating her as helpless.

[therealscaredluna]

I feel pretty so here's a selfie.

[therealscaredluna]

Hi tumblr...its been like...a long time..oops

[asreoniplier-deactivated20251003]

Do u like trains?

I–I guess so? Not like as a hobby or anything, I don’t know shit about trains or anything like that. They’re just very handy for transport, since I don’t drive, and I like travelling on them well enough. Prefer them to buses, since you don’t have to interact with a driver or request stops that you may or may not know where they are. Also it’s easier to sit and write stuff on the journeys or whatever. ^^

[therealscaredluna]