Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

Everybody’s favorite Demonic Disaster™️ Ash (she/her) - 25 - butch dyke - USA stop by my Ao3 — ashaydamn

[theyhadcrepes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

omg omg omg it is Time!!!

Behold, 'My Pain, Your Thrill' - my piece for the Good Omens Song & Poetry Exchange! [@gospexchange] My gift for @bazzpop is based on "Poison" by Alice Cooper, and I literally couldn't have been happier to see that song on her prompt list!!!

[do mind the tags for this fic, she's quite a rough one!!]

Rating :-: Explicit

Words :-: 6.5k

Warnings :-: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships :-: Aziraphale/Crowley

Summary :-:

The world around Aziraphale was a bit blurry at the edges. It wasn’t just the low lighting - illumination relegated solely to the ornate chandelier hanging above his head in the center of his bookshop - though it certainly didn’t help. The false flicker of electric candles cast foreboding shadows, mock firelight dancing ominously over the quartet of columns surrounding him. The movement gave them a sapient, almost lifelike air - a regiment of cold, stone-faced guards keeping silent vigil over their captive angel, holding his chains taut, keeping him knelt in the exact center of the sprawling circular rug beneath his knees. Though Aziraphale’s eyes were open, all that existed to his clouded mind was sound. The rough heave of his own breath. The sharp click of snakeskin boots behind him. The sultry drag of leather against the wood floor, then the thin pile of the rug. The deep, commanding voice, its familiar sibilant undertones crackling like infernal embers: "How many was that?"

please do check out the collection and spread the love to all the amazing creators who participated in this exchange!!!

[vavoom-sorted-art]

Wings.

I thnk it's entirely thanks to Good Omens that I can draw wings so well! haha

[tinhaaaaat]

lovestruck

[aziraphales-hidden-gems]

The Suggestion Box

by Werpiper

Rated G, 587 words

Status: Complete Work

Summary:

Turns out God has a Suggestion Box. It's on the moon.

Why we love it:

I barked. I actually CACKLED. It's 587 words of making you snort (and then stabbing your heart out of nowhere). Breaking the fourth wall brilliantly. I loved it, it's a quick read and it's gonna stick with you for much longer than it took you to read and leave a comment on it.

Tags: canon-adjacent, humour, heaven is terrible, fourth wall break

Review by @captainblou

Read on AO3

[yetrop]

Too soon?

[icestorming]

Really rough sketches with lot of light stuff going on using Michael as Robbie as reference because I do not have self control at ALL

[chernozemm]

Can I get a wahooo??!

A bit of a wind-down/ self-indulgent piece ✌️If you have ever wondered—-my Crowley is always, a 100% transing his gender very AFAB-ly. You can rest assured. "But they’re not human, they weren’t assigned a—-" No. He was also assigned angel at birth and look at him now.

[allabouttai-deactivated20251229]

love that this implies that crowley is AAAH (assigned angel at heaven)

[chernozemm]

Crowley, he/him, atd (angel to demon)

[omens-for-ophelia]

but as long as you love me so let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

part 9 of my ineffable kisses series - imagining some kisses throughout their canon timeline that went decidedly better than That Kiss did…

glad tidings and a blessed yuletide, merry christmas and happy holidays 🩷

i have been alone in the house this christmas, and it has been a difficult year all told - luckily this fandom has brought me the best gifts possible. this is dedicated to my sweet @ineffabildaddy, who means so much to me, without whom i could not keep on going

<< start || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 - regency winter || part 10 || part 11 || part 12 ???

[cassieoh]

Something so familiar about you

[mastergeckotattoo]

imagine being an angel and realizing the most beautiful thing in creation is sitting next to you complaining about nebulae

[firelikestars]

@malachitegrey thought of abundance mentality immediately

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

"what are you a cop" is bookaziraphale's entire mindset btw. "is it very angelic to hoard books and be mean to customers" what are you a cop? "should you really be married to your adversary" what are you a cop? "should your husband be parking his car there" ah you ARE a cop. explodes your ticket notebook with his mind. like in his mind if the lord herself doesn't come down to tell him off he's doing just fine. because he's doing it. and if she DOES come down (where is the flaming sword I gave to thee) well then. what is she a cop

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

no so true. in fact I think this was a key experience in his conviction that he is correct about everything ever. after all she did not ask him again

[hollow-head]

book Crowley: you’re an angel, you can’t do the wrong thing book Aziraphale: you are absolutely right. everything i do *is* the right thing book aziraphale really took ‘do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law’ and ran with it

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: The first add-on shows tags from pronouncingitwang reading "#it is soo fucking important that not only did he lie to god #he thought it was so important that he wrote it in as a correction to the bilton and scaggs bible he wanted that shit printed+distributed" and the last add-on shows tags from indieninja92 reading "#MY BOY #as i like to say 'aziraphale did nothibg wrong... but not through lack of trying' #the greatest angel ever to sincerely attempt to shoot an eleven year old in the face" /end ID]

[forensiccountermeasures]

And when he knows he’ll HAVE to help the cops, he’s desperate to leave so that he WON’T have to help the cops!

[ID: A snippet from the Good Omens book. It reads “There was the sound of a siren outside, abruptly broken off as a bullet hit it. Aziraphale nudged Crowley.” The next part is highlighted, and reads “‘Get a move on,’ he said. ‘We're going to be knee-deep in police at any moment and I will of course be morally obliged to assist them in their enquiries.’” /end ID]

[adevilputaside4me]

Happy Pride Month.

[armageddidnt]

It’s like *6000 years later* im screaming

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Today's vent:

[guineahenfritillaria]

Absolute perfection.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

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29 Days Remain

[arashixyarts]

[arashixyarts]

completing this diptych

[za1ka]

beard compilation + Aziraphale's very own scratching post:

[ineffablesilversmith]

The Saunter trapped slide pendant, sterling silver