[smol-bean-buchanan]

[foreskinnty]

Like from fairly oddparents? Yeah she was a baddie

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[dovewithscales]

Grond!

[funnytwittertweets]

[atopcat]

Lord of the Rings:

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

[birdyyyyyy-deactivated20210721]

"But where's that light coming from" BITCH IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES

[mornington-the-crescent]

[possumgurl69]

imagine you’re on a road trip with the love of your life and your boyfriend like, insists you pick up this fucked up little hitchhiker who’s like 4 feet tall and looks like he’s literally about to die, then you hear the hitchhiker conspiring to KILL you and your boyfriend and steal your shit, so you tell your boyfriend and he’s like “oh no he’s harmless you’re lying” and basically this fucked up danny devito sized slimeball breaks up your relationship and your boyfriend leaves you on the side of the road!! that’s what happened to samwise gamgee.

[anthoniejcrowley]

ive never watched buzzfeed unsolved but did the guys solve anything on the show?

[lindirs-gaze]

lesbian rates the fellowship as women

she looks like the secondary protagonist of a jane austen novel. spends a lot of time reading and is very close with her (also unmarried) female friends. 8/10

she’s a farmer’s daughter or a huntress. hair is impractically left down but when she aims her bow and arrow at you she’s too damn gorgeous. 7/10

looks like the one woman in the group of guys for an action movie. has a lot of impressive martial arts scenes with way too many cuts that leaves you feeling horny and disrespected at the same time. 6/10

she’s definitely an elder for the younger lgbts in minas tirith, and strong enough to beat the shit out of any homophobe, transphobe, etc. 8/10

these are the same picture. 4/10

she’s the younger sister of the main love interest, always knows what’s going on  and ready to pop in with a witty comment. 7/10

would. 9/10

this looks like cate blanchett kind of? 6/10

based faceapp kept the beard. she’s mysterious and wise but she pulls you in all the same. 7/10

[gay-pippin]

[lindirs-gaze]

gollum looks like she attacks paparazzi on sight and would make eric andre break down on his own show. 6/10

[olivershen]

Pierre, watching me purchase multiple bouquets-

[siminiedoodless-deactivated2021]

Some of the best siblings of all time 👏🏻

[verylostpenguin]

I aspire to be like Percy Jackson because I too plan to turn up alive to my own funeral

[ceaselesslywatched]

Fuckers took my cabbages. Can’t have shit in ba sing se

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this is so much more well animated than is called for

[stupjam]

tom nook on loans

[alejandr-oh]

[siriusqueerionblack]

like fuck the house of black in most regards but naming all their offspring after celestial bodies was a massive flex and i respect it

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

ya fiction gets a bad rap for repetitive themes and plot points but like have you ever read adult contemporary . it’s just divorce divorce drug addiction divorce . overly descriptive depressing sex wherein both the characters hate each other and themselves. at least percy jackson had fun

[kaitlyncrossing]

kaitlyncrossing’s New Horizons Giveaway!!  

Since we are FINALLY getting the game we have waited so long for, it’s time for a giveaway!!  The winner will receive:

A copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons

A Hydro Flask & Hydro Flask straw lid (to match the special joy-cons!)

Resetti amiibo

Lottie amiibo

Assorted Animal Crossing stickers

2 small towels

a set of Re-Tail themed reusable plastic bags

a Blathers/Museum themed luggage tag

AND a K.K. Slider pin & Animal Crossing stickers created by @birduyen 

Rules!

no giveaway blogs

must be 18+ or have parental/guardian permission

you may reblog once and like once for 2 entries!

you DO NOT have to be following me, but I’m an Animal Crossing blog, if you’re interested!

Other Info

I am paying for shipping, and ship from the U.S.!  I am willing to ship worldwide!!  This is the North American copy of the game, for reference!  

Giveaway ends April 5th!!  Good luck everyone!!

[carnival-phantasm]

i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss