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@tinanovels
post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him
Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?
Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.
okay I can’t keep it in anymore. Shane may be autistic, but he simply Would Not have a problem with things being too bright or loud. This boy plays HOCKEY, he is a SENSORY SEEKER, there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO BRIGHT AND LOUD. In my HEART OF HEARTS I know that this man used to stand in the middle of arcades as a child and soak in all of the different sounds and lights and flashy bits and finally feel like he’s getting enough sensation to settle into his own skin. He sleeps under 2 weighted blankets and preferably also another giant 250lb hockey player. He’s not having a problem with too much noise and stimulation. He plays recorded crowd noises from other sports games to focus on stuff. He’s fine sitting in wet clothes for an hour if that’s how long it takes to finish sexting before he gets changed. He’s a SENSORY SEEKER. LET HIM SEEK.
my controversial hollanov take is that the two of them retire at exactly the same time. none of that ilya retires first to take care of the kids bs no sir. they retire at the same time. because both of them are just not interested in playing without the other to push them and the thought of doing long distance for even a week makes them start shaking crying screaming staring into the distance.
I know I’ve posted about this before but it still stands!!!
me: wow im super sensitive and emotional right now. what the hell is going on
the notorious menstrual cycle:
top mic’d up moments compilation: cliff marleau edition
“slow down slow down SLOW DOWN JESUS”
“don’t you ever talk about my mother again i’m so fuckin’ serious dog keep that shit OUT of your mouth”
*laughing so hard he snorts*
“hey have you guys seen my mouthguard. oh haha it’s in my mouth my bad”
*quietly singing fergalicious to himself on the bench while staring at the jumbotron*
“hey roz! roz! dude, look, look at this trick - bro you are NOT even looking. okay, no, it’s cool, you want me dead, it’s fine”
“huh? fight? nah dude, i don’t - fuck man come on i have a date tomorrow don’t fuckin’ -“ *loud scuffling noises*
*laughing so hard he snorts*
*falls on his ass* “whoops”
*falls on his ass again* “whoops fuck”
“how do you think they get the little prizes inside the kinder eggs. carmichael. hey carmichael. CARMICHAEL. HOW DO YOU THINK -“
*quietly singing glamorous by fergie to himself (he misspells “glamorous”*
The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.
The what???
The Ikea biphobia couch.
???
I don't know what to tell you man.
That was the exact thought process
people try to neuter ilya into a peaceful animal when the beast he is is The Thing that brings shane peace
and i dont even mean sex, though in that as well, but in canon we have ilya who likes sex and likes that he is bisexual and doesnt just know how talented he is but enjoys making sure people know that he knows it. he will tell people when he doesnt like them and pick fights and burn bridges. And shane loves this. shane likes that the things he does with ilya are things ilya will not lie about enjoying, he likes being told he has a good mouth or that hes a good boy just as much as he enjoys hearing ilya say hes boring and has a weak backhand with a grin that admits he doesnt mean it. THIS is shanes peace, knowi g that if he cant admit his own wants and needs he can simply submit to ilya saying it for him, because ilya WILL say it for him, ilya will voice all the ways he wants shane sexually and, later, romantically, and force shane to look in the face of it and submit to it. and yes, shane initiated the tampa conversation that sort of turned their relationship into smth more, but it was because he had drawn his own line and needed to smudge it out. that entire scene is him baring his neck and saying please. Please bite me.
And then fans try to contort him into this thing that wears a muzzle he put on himself, call him a service top and say he wants shane to domesticate him and make a shane that would yell at him for snide comments and tell him to 'be good'. As if he would ever put that muzzle on. As if shane wouldnt be the first one to insist he tear it off.
i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in
looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis
National Treasure (2004) + letterboxd reviews
Please go learn how time works.
The bubble is nigh.
