IM FUCKING GETTING MARRIED!!!

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@torileak
IM FUCKING GETTING MARRIED!!!
when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter
If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.
thats creepy
This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN
No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.
GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃
Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days. Let’s see what happens this time.
Abuse begins with insecurity
My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS
Let’s see how many followers I will lose over this! 🙃
This is a serious red flag for abuse. If any person you date, of whatever gender or no gender, tries to separate you from your friends and family, and deny you any life outside of them, run as fast as you can. There is no way to have a healthy relationship with those sorts of rules. Period.
everyone who reblogs will get an MCR song in their inbox. whatever song is the first to pop in my head when I see your blog is the one you get.
Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
I accidentally paid my mortgage twice and need to pay utilities. cmon roger, do me a solid
thats just cute fishie :3 love ya
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’
Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.
Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.
4 7 M O N T H O L D
I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese
Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂
47 month old
Congrats to you for getting throught this post
Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan
This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith
Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.
Look, I like unique names, but not THAT unique
You know, I thought growing up as a Niamh in England was bad. I now know that I was blessed, BLESSED, to be given a name that 1) I grew into and now love, and 2) wasn’t just pulled off the nearest road sign and fed through a Scrabble converter.
White Australian Bogans be like:
Jaden
Brayden
Hayden
Ayden
Grayden
Cheryl
Beryl
Mick
Bazza
Wazza
Ladasha
Trent
I know so many kids with fucking weird ass names
I’ve met a kid named Battle. Literally. His name was Battle.
Battle?????
And people have the nerve to mock transgender folks’ self-chosen names! I promise you, ours are a breath of sanity compared to this bs.
And I thought the weird high dudes named Skyler, Tyler and Kyler were weird
You: Latrina?? How did that happen
Her: We changed it when I was little
You: You changed it to Latrina?
Her: Yeah!It used to be Shithouse.
You: It’s a good change…..it’s a good change.
47 month old
My grandma was an advice nurse, and one time she got a call from a mom who named her kids lemon jello, and lime jello
……….cursed
She wasn’t white but her name was, quite literally, America.
My cousin’s name is Blade (like the vampire hunting comic book character), and my second-cousins have a child named Ocean and one named River, both boys. Honestly, cannot even complain about my name ever.
F O R E V E R I N A
I graduated with:
*Today ImYounique
*La-a (La DASH uh)
*Latrine
*Shithead (Shuh Theed)
All tiny white girls, all in rural Texas, all raging assholes. I'm so glad I have an "old-timey" name
the only reason cops are at pride now is to intimidate gay people into not making it a riot again and i will stand by that fact until the day i die
the only cop allowed at pride is captain ray holt
b99 is copganda designed to make you trust cops and empathise with them,therefore making it harder to rebel in this capitalist society. if you let 1 cop into pride then the cop force WILL use that cop 1 against you. if you trust cops it makes it easier for them to take advantage of you, arrest you, or kill you.
no cops belong at pride.
Gay bi pan ace trans cops belong at pride. If they are LGBTQ they belong at pride. Yes, cops aren’t the best, but they can be LGBTQ too.
lgbt cops are class traitors, please re read my post. no cops belong at pride.
“lgbt cops are class traitors”
What the fuck even is this post
ill tell you one thing im using the english language right! educate urself on the history of cops and lgbt people before commenting on my post thanks
here are some excerpts from the stonewall wikipedia page
take a good long look, bootlickers. When you support cops at pride, this is what you’re supporting
But yet here in the middle of my Small-"One church and if you arent there Sunday half the church drops by the house to see why"-Town half our Teens are of the LGBT+ persuasion and when we do pride, EVERYONE shows up and we have a picnic on the courthouse lawn and every cop in town is there talking with everyone, smiling at their kids and their kids significant others. In this town everybody and their dog had a hand in raising us, nobody blames anyone for us being different, even the pastor who taught that LGBT+ was the worst kind of sinning has changed his tune. These cops wont hurt us, maybe it's a city problem. I'm a LGBT+ Republican and find that I'm persecuted more in big citys than in small towns. I have opinions and views and I have never gotten more shit in my life than stating my political view. I'm no right wing nut, but I side more towards Republicans than Democrats. So screw you folks saying all cops are bad cops, take time out and get to know one, in big cities where I get the most crap flung at me, I'm always protected by them lovely Folks In Blue. Maybe if yall were respectful, didnt shout obscenities, and showed up to town halls to politely point out your issues you wouldnt have this problem. Some of yall are just so rude I cant hardly tolerate it and have to walk away.
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE
YESSS THIS IS MORE THAN OKAY! Please my followers, let’s be friends~
Let’s make friends :)
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
ITS BACK
CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????
IT’S BACK
This just keeps getting more better I need more!
How can I not reblog?
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
My riding partners fell asleep on me...
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.
I second this!!!!
Happy Valentines love❤❤
Happy Valentines Morgan! Thank you for 3 months of friendship, 2 months of an awesome relationship, and hopefully many more. Thanks for letting me be your "cameraman" and always keeping me fed😂❤ You are so sweet and kind and even just sitting in the truck with you waiting on a haircut is a little adventure. You have an amazing smile that I have yet to get a picture of, and an even better laugh. ❤❤ You are the best!
Knitting a triangular shawl while waiting to pick up my sister from school and listening to Black Veil Brides.
YALL! So, that scarf I Knit for my boyfriend, he wore it to an event at Fort McKavitt. They loved it so much they took his picture, made him an Ambrotype of said picture, and he had several of the guys ask if I could make them scarves too!
New project in the basket, new yarn in a massive re-useable tote. Might have a small addiction