That Taegi Trash

a young kid making her way in fanfiction. also reblogging everything weird. also go follow my personal @roiotus

[rainbow-femme]

Ilya gains a little weight while they’re apart and he feels self conscious about it because Shane is so healthy, and for the first time in years he feels a little nervous taking his shirt off in front of him when they finally see each other again

Shane doesn’t say anything and Ilya looks up at him expecting to see judgement or disappointment or get an “I told you so” about his eating habits. Instead he sees Shane frozen halfway taking his shirt off, pupils dilated wide like a cat that just got a face full of catnip, actively reaching a 4th dimension of horniness heretofore unknown to science

[rainbow-femme]

Ok but headcanon that Shane is one of those people who will just write “Love, Shane” at the bottom of a card UNTIL he feels comfortable being vulnerable with that person, at which point he writes the most heartbreakingly sweet and earnest notes

And no one is ever ready for the switch, and even after it happens they can never fully prepare themselves for what they’re going to get. Shane has learned that when he’s going to do that he should take them aside to give them the card rather than in front of people

Once Shane feels comfortable with Hayden as a genuinely good friend in his birthday card that year he writes out a whole thing about how he’s always wanted a best friend like other kids had but never had one and had accepted he never would, and then Hayden came into his life and gave him a level of love and friendship he never thought he would get and he loves everything about Hayden and can’t wait to be by his side as friends and brothers for the rest of their lives. Hayden fully breaks down and loses it, Jackie notices they’ve been gone a while and walks into the kitchen to see Hayden hugging Shane and sobbing into his shoulder. She raises her eyebrows at Shane and Shane just gives her the OK sign and goes back to rubbing Hayden’s back

Ilya learns about the card thing when it’s yunas birthday and he notices her opening Shane’s card like she’s deactivating a bomb. She stares silently as she reads it and Ilya starts freaking out a little when she starts to tear up and then pulls Shane in for a long silent hug. He looks at it later and sees that Shane wrote about how the last year made him realize over again how lucky he is to have someone as strong and supportive as her as a mother and he hopes to one day be half the parent to his own kids as she was to him

When it’s their first time having Ilya’s birthday together he’s legitimately nervous because this is his first Shane Card and he doesn’t know what to expect and part of him is afraid he’s built it up too much in his head and Shane won’t have as nice things to say as he did with other people. And then he opens the envelope and there’s no card but instead multiple pieces of paper because Shane couldn’t fit it all into a limited space. Ilya spends the better part of the next hour walking around the house reading it, taking breaks occasionally to cry or hyperventilate before going back to reading it because holy shit does Shane Hollander love him. Like he knew logically that Shane did but now he’s got pages and pages of Shane walking him through his feelings over the last decade of their life and every moment he remembered and cherished. Shane finally catches up to him and he’s on the floor of the kitchen, face a splotchy red mess, chugging Gatorade because he’s dehydrated from crying

David texts later to ask how his first Shane Card was and he just sends a wall of crying emojis and David is like “LOL yup, the first Father’s Day he did that for me I had to take the week off work or else I would remember it and cry in my office”

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[writingdose]

[fernwah-funzone]

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

[fernwah-funzone]

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

[curlicuecal]

[misunderstandings-georg]

BECAUSE ROUGE THE BAT DRAWN AS WIDE AS SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

[cyberneticnightmares]

saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

[x-fag]

a good sailor will always return to the sea

[obsidianpegasus-deactivated2025]

Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

me: I write for myself, not validation

also me after posting a fic *refreshes ao3 every five minutes*

(two things can be true)

[versasfanficwastedump]

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

[galahadenough]

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

[gjdraws]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

[iguanodonwildman]

Reminder that ao3 does not have an app. Any apps you see are third party and are making money off of the writers without their consent. They’re also probably harvesting your data. Do not support this garbage.

[fractalspaces]

Louder so people don't quick-scroll:

THIRD-PARTY APP. PROFITS OFF WRITERS, HARVESTS DATA. DO NOT DOWNLOAD.

[zorped]

SIGNAL BOOST

[ofishal-fish-posts]

Once again. Ao3 doesn't have an app. If you see an Ao3 app, it's not official and will probably steal your data. Don't download it, use the web version. It functions just fine on mobile.

[sunhowler]

the notes on that last poll are insane there was someone who said they separate fics into "porn" and "story" and they didnt stop for a second to think that sex in and of itself might be a story??? the way some of you people trivialize sex and explicit art is fucking bonkers to me. you sound like a christian when you act like sex cheapens art or like art focusing on sex is a completely separate category from non-sexual art. explicit fics, yes even pwp (which i believe is a misnomer anyways), are telling stories and they're stories worth telling because sex is normal and healthy and deeply important to many of us. just because something gets you off doesn't mean it's cheap or meaningless. i'd argue that things that engage the viewer sexually are very meaningful because human sexuality is complex and beautiful and worth sharing and exploring. Grow up and read about the guys you like sucking eachother off

[sunhowler]

"i'm here for the character development/analysis not smut" if you think that explicit art is vapid and can't meaningfully explore a character's thoughts, behaviors, and desires, you are a catholic youth pastor and i hope you get well soon

[drawballa]

If I hold you a little closer, can you feel how much I love you?

[ruttotohtori]

Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?

[vieraantunutkurpitsa]

Kai se riippuu kumpaa “puolta” panisit…

[neekkis]

Kaikki paitsi suuseksi ois siis eläimiinsekaantumista. Entä jos se on päinvastoinen kentauri? 

[ruttotohtori]

Eli siis niinku

?

[tulitie]

En tiiä ton panemisesta mut miten se liikkuis ja miks toi on ees olemassa ja mikä ois evoluution tarkotus noille käsille? haluan vastauksia

[ruttotohtori]

Käsillä ylttää haarojen välii

[neekkis]

Tää koko postaus on yksi iso sekametelisoppa, josta liikkkuu 10 eri versiota. 

[imaginarymagnitude-deactivated2]

I don’t understand Finnish but I really like this picture.

[neekkis]

We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with centaur”. That picture is reverse-centaur. 

[kristalliankka]

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the finnish tumblr.

[ruttotohtori]

[tulitie]

Musta tuntyy et tosta päinvastoin-kentaurista pitäis tehä suomitumblrin toteemieläin tms

[ruttotohtori]

[neekkis]

Anteeksi tuplapostaus, mutta MILLAINEN anatomia päinvastoin kentaurilla mahtaakaan olla? :D Hevosen vai ihmisen sisäelimet ja missä suhteessa?

[ristiinrastiinnaulittu]

break the barriers guise

[suomalainenpotilas]

Tää postaus ei kuole koskaan

[kinahmi]

mä vihaan/rakastan tätä postausta niin paljon et tekee mieli puukottaa jotakuta

[therandommeerkat]

I don’t understand what is going on but the pictures

[ruttotohtori]

EI TÄS NÄIN PITÄNY KÄYDÄ

[ruttotohtori]

ja noiki viel

[neekkis]

Oho. 

[tulitie]

[ruttotohtori]

Sä teit siitä my little ponyn!

[animehinttari]

tää on oikeesti mun suosikkipostaus koko tumblrissa

[utafumi]

Eih

[that-one-tall-dorky-dude]

“And Satan said, let the Finnish people have tumblr!” 

[lusiferi]

Enkä kyl kadu yhtään että sen tein

[tappakaamut-blog]

Pakko reblogata tää tähänkin blogiin koska tää on masterpiece josta voin kertoo tuleville sukupolville

[ruttotohtori]

kokeilin suomipaskageneraattorii ja

[itsensakaljastaja]

tää on hitosti kivempi lukee nyt kun dash ei oo täynnä viivoja

[suomalainenpotilas]

onneks niitä viivoja ei enää oo

[ruisleipajuusto]

pakko reblogata aina kun tulee vastaan, tää on yksinkertaisesti vaan legenda

[kodittomatsammakot]

Joo tää on sellanen ALWAYS REBLOG

[fineleideeh]

Jos sitä nyt ajattelee, niin käänteismerenneidon paneskelu on ihan hyväksyttyä, nii miksei sitte käänteiskentaurin.

[neekkis]

Tähän ilmestyy aina jotain uutta

[kodittomatsammakot]

Millasia jälkeläisiä noi kaks sais?

[fineleideeh]

????????????

[kodittomatsammakot]

holy shit se on hieno

[ruttotohtori]

ei vittu mä haluun tollasen

[godyoutalkpretty]

So here’s the thing; I don’t understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone!

[ravingdionysius]

I don’t understand the words. I don’t need to be understand the words. I don’t want to understand the words. The pictures are fine

[theotherjax]

@junemermaid fyi

[gayharoldfinch]

@xlostlenore should i be afraid to reblog this? i mean…if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao

[nettisivustakatsoja]

The text is even wilder.

[suomalainenpotilas]

joka kerta kun nään tän postauksen se on erilainen 

[calibanmorgan]

@carpedm87

[lunarwings]

@dem0ness pls explain

[dem0ness]

luna i couldnt explain the sacred reverse centaur if i tried

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

@prologi please apologise for your entire country right fucking now

[elodieunderglass]

Sacred Text

[jenroses]

Quick google translate says:

Where do the centaurs half the people and half horses do not know if it’s going to be an animal if you panis centaurus? vieraantunutkurpitsa I guess it depends whichever “side” you were going to … neekkis Everyone except oral sex, therefore, is an animal. What if it is the opposite of the centaur? a plague doctor So that’s it

? tulitie I do not know how it moves and why is it and what is the evolution of the evolution to those hands? I want answers a plague doctor Hand over between branches neekkis This whole post is one big mixed-minded dude with 10 different versions. Imaginarymagnitude Deactivated I do not understand English but I really like this picture. neekkis We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with a centaur?” That picture is reverse-centaur. crystal duck Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have the finnish Tumblr. a plague doctor

tulitie Black does not feel the opposite - the centaur should make the finfish a plague doctor

neekkis Excuse me a double post, but MILLAINEN anatomy, on the contrary, can be the centaur? : D Orphans or human indigents and in what proportion? ristiinrastiinnaulittu

Break the barriers guise Finnish patient This post will never die Fuckingnovice Deactivated I hate / love this post so much you do not mind stabbing someone therandommeerkat I do not understand what’s going on but the pictures a plague doctor NO THERE WOULD LIKE

a plague doctor

And no more neekkis Oops. tulitie

a plague doctor You did it my little pony! animehinttari This is really my favorite boom in the whole tumblr really pointless shit Eih that-one-tall-dorky-dude “And Satan said, let the Finnish people have Tumblr!” Lucifer And I do not regret that I did it tappakaamut I have to reblog in this blog as well, because this is Masterpiece, which I can tell to future generations a plague doctor I tried the Finnish Generator and

itsensakaljastaja This is a bit thicker now reads when the dash is not full of lines Finnish patient Lucky those lines are no longer ok ruisleipajuusto I always have to reblog when it comes, this is simply a legend kodittomatsammakot Yeah, that’s ALWAYS REBLOG fineleideeh If you think about it now, then the reversal of the reverence is quite acceptable, so why not reversed the reverb.

neekkis Something new here kodittomatsammakot Millasia the offspring of us two sais? fineleideeh

???????????? kodittomatsammakot Holy shit that’s fine a plague doctor I do not want to fuck me godyoutalkpretty So here’s the thing; I do not understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone! ravingdionysius I do not understand the words. I do not need to understand the words. I do not want to understand the words. The pictures are fine theotherjax @junemermaid fyi gayharoldfinch @xlostlenore should I be afraid to Reblog this? I mean … if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao perspective error The text is even Wilder. Finnish patient Every time I go there post it is different carniverousherbivore @ carpedm87 lunarwings @ Dem0ness pls explain dem0ness Luna i couldnt explain the Sacred reverse centaur if i tried Saxifraga-x urbium @prologi please apologize for your entire country right now fucking elodieunderglass Sacred Text

[mustikanvihaaja]

Haluun hypätä katolta mitä täällä tapahtuu

[naurulokki-deactivated20180822]

Kun se ilmestyy dashille se on pakko reblogata

[lyhytmat1kka]

Nyt saatana poltetaan koko suomitumppu

[neekkis]

*PAHISNAURUA*

[aanskuliiii]

ei vittu xddd parasta

[siriseva-valonsade-blog]

Suomitumppu on suomitumppu, oon lowkey ilone et ymmärrän tän postauksen

[papelijottimummo]

käänteismerenneidon ja käänteiskentaurin mukula, nii sehä on vähän niiku käänteismerikentauri

[ruttotohtori]

tätä kaipailtiin ni täs ois

[sipulisipsi]

Oletin jo et tääki postaus on flaggattu

[ruttotohtori]

no siis mä jouduin googlaamaa tän ku ei löytyny mun blogista jos kirjoitin hakuu “käänteiskentauri” eikä löytyny myöskää #käänteiskentauri:lla

[vittumainennarttu]

Pitäskö tähän mestariteokseen saada mahdollisimman paljon noteja kun tää vielä on olemassa. Ja pahoittelut kolmannesta reblogauksesta tänään

[vittumainennarttu]

Tää selvis “puhdistuksesta”

[neekkis]

Nyt se on selvää. Käänteiskentsuri on tuhoutumaton.

[formeniel]

Joo tosiaan googlettamalla löytyy, en löytänyt minäkään tumblrin kautta.

[suohomo]

TÄÄ ON JOKA KERTA ERILAINEN MITÄ VITTUA SUOMITUMPPU

[ruttotohtori]

[edgylordofgay]

Oisko niitä käänteiskentaureja sitte erilaisia? Niiku yks ois käänteinen edestä ja yks takaa.

[saatanantonttu]

Mieti sä kävelet kaunista naista vastaan. Se hymyilee ja iskee silmää. Sä lähestyt sitä. Se kääntyy kadunkulmasta vasemmalle.

Se onkin puoliksi hevonen.

Vertikaalisesti

[unirytmihairio]

[nettisivustakatsoja]

Tuli sellanen ylpeä suomitumblr-hetki, kun huomasin ajattelevani: Onpas se kasvanut jo isoksi! Sehän on jo pidempi kuin isänsä!

[tyottomyysmyyra]

halusin vaan lisätä oman versioni legendasta tähän

[cordyceps-sapiens]

I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I found an isopod

[crystal-leopards]

Why are posts with finnish absolutely outrageous all the time. What is going on over there in Finland. I need to learn finnish NOW.

[catherea]

This makes me proud to be of Finnish descent even though I don’t speak the language. I really should change that.

[asfalttipinnanalla]

Apua en yhtään muistanu tän olemassaoloa. Mut levitetään se nyt tännekin

[hamahakkimiesoletettu]

@regularweirdo tämä tässä, on suomitumpun pyhä käänteiskentauri

[neekkis]

Joskus, kun masennukseni muistuttaa minua siitä, miten en ole saanut mitään aikaan elämässäni voin muistella tätä postausta. Koska tämä on ainanin JOTAIN.

[anarkissa]

Tää sopii hyvin itsenäisyyspäivän iltaan.

[ruttotohtori]

Mikä helvetti suomalaisia oikee vaivaa

[saatanantonttu]

mitä helvettiä??

[varahai]

Tumppu mitä helvettiä, onko tästä kadonnu noteja?

[ruttotohtori]

Se kai pyöristää?

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[sopretty4]

I will never NOT reblog

[wlntrrz]

DUDE???

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Love stories like this

this just warmed my heart. This representation has always been missing tbh. Seeing long-term Black gay, bi, etc  male couples

[songsofwaterandnight]

Love seeing stuff like this cause we’ve always been here and we always will be.