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Hey! I’m currently working on a series of embroidery patches, 16 designs in total. Here is the concept for the second bisexual patch!

What do you think of this concept? ⚔️🌈

Would buy, I’m bisexual

Not bi, but would definitely buy a Pride Knights patch with my flag

Would buy, I’m not bi (gift)

Cool, but I don’t buy patches

I don’t like it

Voting ended onFeb 20

[Update Feb 27, 2026]: here is the sample the manufacturer made!

All 16 embroidery patches are now available for pre-order! Limited edition. Shop closes March 7, 2026!

Patches for the following pride flags: asexual, aromantic, rainbow, bisexual, lesbian, gay, non-binary, transgender, demisexual, and genderfluid!

Prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

revacholianrobot

In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"

revacholianrobot

just like, if there's a history at your institution of disabled kids not being able to make it you realise that's your fault right. like why don't you fucking do something about it. i guess they tried to do something about it with me and it failed so they let me go. crazy. nice work. why should we try to do any better.

yourheartinyourmouth

only 5% of people with adhd who go to college finish a degree. FUCKING. FIVE!!! PERCENT!!!!!!!!!!!

that should disgust and enrage you.

if any other demographic of students had a 95% failure rate, we would be demanding reform and studies to understand why that’s happening

when i was at my first university, trying to get accommodations for my ADHD, they just kept asking me what accommodations i wanted, and refused to answer when i would ask what was available to me. how the Hell am i supposed to know what i can have? what’s available???? also, i don’t know!!!! i’m an adhd sufferer, not a fucking disability expert for the fucking college, unlike you, DISABILITY EXPERT WHO WORKS FOR THE COLLEGE.

but because the us is OBSESSED with making sure no one gets anything “”for free””, she literally would not tell me what my options were until i broke down in tears and asked her why she was refusing to help me. and then she did a big sigh, like i was fucking up her entire career by *checks notes* asking the disability center in my university to help me, a disabled student

at the second uni i went to, i tried to explain to a dean that i was literally two gen eds that had nothing to do with my degree away from graduating and that i was burnt out and broke and exhausted and suicidal and i just needed to be able to finish my degree without the gen eds. and this. fucking. guy. looked me right in my face and said in the most patronizing tone he could muster “if you can’t handle it, then maybe college just isn’t for you.” keep in mind that up until that semester, i had been an honor student who made Dean’s List every semester and didn’t get below Bs. if it hadn’t been for my mental breakdown, i would have graduated cum laude, maybe even summa cum laude.

but this dean of students looked a disabled person right in the face and said well i guess you just can’t do it, short bus

jecook

Pulled these from a couple articles really quick but yeah the statistics are not kind. I remember writing a scathing essay about my issues with ADHD and college as part of an assignment for academic probation. I got back an email calling me entitled and lazy. Somehow, this thread helps me feel a lot better. I still have about a semester of school unfinished that I’m unsure if I’ll finish but… yeah. Makes me feel better to know it’s not just me.

lady-harrowhark

PSA: The Job Accommodation Network maintains a searchable database of accommodation suggestions for a wide variety of disabilities.

The full database can be accessed here and the ADHD page is here. The full database can be filtered by disability, by limitation, by work-related function, by topic, and by accommodation. Many of these accommodations are applicable to academic settings as well as the workplace.

Here are the section headers for ADHD accommodations ideas to give an overview of what the page contains - this post would become Do You Love the Color of the Accommodation if I attempted to list them all here

The ADHD page linked above also includes case examples and strategies for determining what sort of accommodations might be necessary. More broadly, the JAN website as a whole is a treasure trove of information related to the Americans with Disabilities Act and resources for both individuals and employers.

trambrosia

Oh fuck that's really nice, I will read it

Also just heard a podcast interview with a software developer who had good suggestions

Do you feel like ADHD is holding you back? Maybe you don't personally have ADHD but you work with folks who do and you'd like to support the

dandelionsresilience

The head of disability accommodations at my college just kept ablesplaining to me that “accommodations are to level the playing field, not give you an advantage,” and that her job is to “protect the school’s rights” rather than help disabled students. The only accommodations they would offer me were 1. extra time on tests, and 2. an alternative test-taking location - neither of which I needed. I ended up getting (most of) what I actually needed by unofficially asking the individual professors, but it should have been legally protected.

sarroth

Job Accommodation Network?! Filters to find what might actually help? Shit that organization rocks.

Helping people is certainly @wholesomepostarchive right?! This makes my day.

wholesomepostarchive

1/30/2026

gaylosersworld

This is both simultaneously me and also the type of boy I need

preserving-tiktok

taraljc

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

pandora-s-shit-deactivated20220

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

devinwolfi

bold of you to assume im not

joyfully-it-devours

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

oysters-aint-for-me

birdy.., !’

meow-moment

Yep that's what it's like

higharollakockamamie

One thing I love about FFXIV is dragons are refugees from a robot war in space and we all just accept that.

satyyrl

The way they got to the planet where the game (mostly) takes place is one dragon was mpreg with seven children while looking for a new home and he struck a deal with Crystal Mommy to let him raise them there.

invenblocker

At least one art of vore has been recorded as having been performed by a dragon and his Elezen (imagine an Elf, but French) wife.

This is considered a major historical event.

shinishiny

Loaf.

Bread.

Welcome to my gay bakery, have a loaf

wetchickenbreast

i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

wetchickenbreast

in the sims 4

famouspainterwombat

breadcrab

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

teaboot

He won’t survive that. He’s toast

maked-art

So, I saw this image on Facebook, and it was supposedly showing what Queen Nefertiti would have looked like in real life:

Now, I thought this AI generated garbage was just truly terrible on a number of levels; first off, she looks wayyyyyy too modern - her makeup is very “Hollywood glamour”, she looks airbrushed and de-aged, and as far as I’m aware, Ancient Egyptians didn’t have mascara, glitter-based eyeshadows and lip gloss. Secondly, her features are exceptionally whitewashed in every sense - this is pretty standard for AI as racial bias is prevalent in feeding AI algorithms, but I genuinely thought a depiction of such a known individual would not exhibit such euro-centric features. Thirdly, the outfit was massively desaturated and didn’t take pigment loss into consideration, and while I *do* like the look of the neck attire, it's not at all accurate (plus, again, AI confusion on the detailing is evident).

So, this inspired me to alter the image on the left to be more accurate based off the sculpture’s features. I looked into Ancient Egyptian makeup and looked at references for kohl eyeliner and clay-based facial pigment (rouge was used on cheeks, charcoal-based powder/paste was used to darken and elongate eyebrows), and I looked at pre-existing images of Nefertiti, both her mummy and other reconstructions. While doing this, I found photos of a 3D scanned sculpture made by scientists at the University of Bristol and chose to collage the neck jewellery over the painting (and edited the lighting and shadows as best as I could).

Something I see a lot of in facial recreations of mummies is maintaining the elongated and skinny facial features as seen on preserved bodies - however, fat, muscle and cartilage shrink/disappear post mortem, regardless of preservation quality; Queen Nefertiti had art created of her in life, and these pieces are invaluable to developing an accurate portrayal of her, whether stylistic or realistic in nature.

And hey, while I don't think my adjustments are perfect (especially the neck area), I *do* believe it is a huge improvement to the original image I chose to work on top of.

I really liked working on this project for the last few days, and I think I may continue to work on it further to perfect it. But, until then, I hope you enjoy!

Remember, likes don't help artists but reblogs do!

bramblepatch

It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.

thepioden

The cube is green because oh my god do you know how hard it is to draw a perfectly transparent cube? Especially in isolation, like in the monster manual? Even if you put debris in, it reads as "floating skull ft. helium sword." Awful. Absolutely wretched.

bramblepatch

I'm picturing it appearing in in-universe bestiaries with a little caption like *specimen dyed for visibility.

Dungeon naturalists sneaking up on a cube with a bucket of green dye so they can see it well enough to study it.

thepioden

Classifying your Slimes and Oozes by Gram staining them

reddpenn

In the last campaign I ran, one of the NPCs raised gelatinous cubes as a hobby. She selectively bred them for color saturation, and her latest cube was a rare green color morph worthy of being entered into exotic pet shows. She named it Billy-Blob.

magnificentomentunneld3

you can do it, magikarp!…(Read More)

wizardshark

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

saspitite

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

fraterrisus

No no, you're thinking of stalagmites and stalactites.

Bisexuals curve inward like an hourglass, while pansexuals curve outward like a(n American) football.

lailah-tov

No, you're thinking of concave and convex. Bisexuals are a one-sided, two-dimensional surface with a boundary, and pansexuals are a one-sided, two-dimensional surface without a boundary.

alltangledupinblue

No you're thinking of Möbius strips and Klein bottles. Bisexuals have bears, pansexuals don't have bears. (Phrased for maxiumum hilarity.)

be-gay-cause-crime

No, you’re thinking of the North Pole and the South Pole. Bisexuals fuse atoms together into a new, heavier element, pansexuals split atoms apart into smaller elements and both release a ton of energy doing so

kale-of-the-forbidden-cities

no, you're thinking of fusion and fission. Bisexuals result in two nuclei that are identical to the original nucleus. Pansexuals result in four nuclei with half the number of chromosomes of the original cell

an-ungraceful-swan

No, you're thinking of mitosis and meiosis. Bisexuals are figures of speech comparing one thing to another using words such as "like" and "as." Pansexuals are figures of speech where a thing is said to be something not literally applicable.

solarishashernoseinabook

Sorry, but you're thinking of similes and metaphors. Bisexuals are verbs meaning to effect something, while pansexuals are nouns that describe the changes that come from something happening.

captainclickycat

You're thinking of affect and effect. Bisexual is when it's pronounced as a word, pansexual is when you pronounce the individual letters. Like NATO vs ATM.

chaotic-neutral-knitter

That's not right, you're thinking of acronyms and initialisms. Pansexuals are the set of points in a plane equidistant from a fixed point and line, while bisexuals are the set of points in a plane defined by the constant difference between the distance to two fixed points.

mxmollusca

Sorry, but you're describing parabola and hyperbola. A bisexual is when you make something more pleasing to look at by combining it with something else. A pansexual is when you say something nice to someone.

moonblossom

Um, actually, you're describing complement and compliment. A bisexual is when you have a segmented body and skeletal system on the outside, a pansexual is when you are a form of higher primate.

porcupine-girl

No, you’re thinking of arthropod and anthropod. Bisexuals are verbs that must have an object while pansexuals are verbs that don’t take objects.

brightlotusmoon

You mean transitive and intransitive? I thought bisexual and pansexual meant day time and night time.

carrie-fisher-in-a-suit

No, you’re thinking of diurnal and nocturnal. Bisexual is when two words sound the same but are spelled differently. Pansexual is when words are pronounced differently but are spelled the same.

whatdoyewant

No you're thinking of homophones and homonyms. Bisexuals are waves where particles move parallel to the movement of force, and Pansexuals are waves where particles move perpendicular to the movement of force.

aenramsden

Actually that’s longitudinal and transverse motion. A bisexual is a (usually fictional) person in a novel, play, film or other piece of media, while a pansexual is a picture, description, or imitation of a person in which certain striking characteristics are exaggerated in order to create a comic or grotesque effect.

elljayvee

Sorry, you're thinking of characters and caricatures. Bisexuality is the study of the history and origins of words, while pansexuality is the study of insects.

sanguinarysanguinity

Sorry, you're thinking of etymology and entomology. Bisexuality is elevation to divine status, and pansexuality is an old-timey dispenser of medicines.

butterfreetamer

You’re thinking of apotheosis and apothecary. Bisexuals are perfect examples of specific qualities, and pansexuals are polygons with infinite sides

arueshalaetablebuildingsociety

Common misconception! You're thinking of paragons and apeirogons. Bisexuals are a form of geometry based on a flat, 2-dimensional plane such that the sum of all angles in a triangle will always be 180°, while Pansexuals are a model for the existence of Christ in which he exhibited one nature that combined elements of both mortal and divine that was identical to neither.

flyfella

You’re thinking of trigonometry and the trinity! Bisexuals are the interpretation of text most closely exemplified by the Wife of Bath’s tale while pansexuals are the interpretation of text most closely exemplified by the Pardoner’s Tale, both in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales.