Almost Always Alex

— Amateur artist of various media — [Most of the original content on this blog will be triggering] . Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome / Gastroparesis Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome Mast Cell Activation Syndrome Solar Urticaria / Osteoporosis Celiac Disease Ankylosing Spondylitis / Hidradenitis Suppurativa DID / CPTSD / ADHD Pitbull Parent .they.them. // she.her -

[lesbianshepard]

[foulserpent]

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

[ebaybumpstock]

people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

[auckie]

[junkrats]

real mvps

[dredsina]

Those hillshire farm containers are like the patterned flour sacks of our time

[dyllpiccle]

Don’t let them bury me as someone I’m not.

[vanfryingpan]

If you are trans or nb, and you want to make sure your wishes are respected in death, I ask that you please watch this video. this might get buried in the notes, but i'll be glad if anyone sees this. You have rights. simple as that, and Caitlin Doughty made this video to share with you all of your rights and how to make sure that your wishes are respected.

[littlecaffeinatedowl]

I would fuck you so hard

[donkeydickjess]

Me to every guy

[brucebocchi]

[cowpokeprose]

You hate yourself so loudly. You hate yourself at the top of your lungs. Your loathing for yourself permeates your speech. “Sorry I’m just rambling.” “Don’t worry about it.” “Just ignore me.” “Sorry if I’m annoying you.” “Sorry I don’t make sense.” “Sorry about that.” Sorry, sorry, sorry. You act as if you have to beat everyone else to the punch. As if the punching bag is you. If you hate yourself first, if you hate yourself loudest, then nobody will hurt you. You clapped your hands over your ears and shut your eyes and balled yourself up so that you’d never have to experience people’s loathing for you. And it meant you never heard their love. You drowned it out. You screamed your hatred over it. And you never got to hear it. 

[aestheticalspace]

Iridescent clouds, looking like a rainbow in the clouds.

A diffraction phenomenon caused by small water droplets or small ice crystals individually scattering light. Larger ice crystals do not produce iridescence, but can cause halos, a different phenomenon.

[avatarstateyipyip]

A L L H A I L

[cheesy-cryptid]

A L L H A I L

[neptunic-loser]

A L L H A I L

[tech--romancer]

A L L H A I L

[tiny-crecher]

A L L H A I L

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

A L L H A I L

[number1120]

A L L H A I L

[mnyehlike]

A L L H A I L

[shoetticus]

ALL HAIL

[greek-mythographer]

ALL HAIL

[oopsthejokesonyou-deactivated20]

ALL HAIL

[catrinecat]

ALL HAIL

[bright-blue-bunny]

A L L H A I L

[asmoluniversefan]

A L  L  H A I L

[flawnle]

A L L H A I L

[queerblackcloud-deactivated2022]

A L L  H A I L

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

a l l h a i l

[kelssiel]

All Hail

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[yellowpoet]

your toes sink deep into the sands. it is quiet here. it is soft.you are safe, in the embrace of the waves.

[w-ackattack]

bro

bro thats

thats quicksand

[yellowpoet]

me, neck deep in sand: what no the floor is just hugging me

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m actually wheezing at all of this

[artandchocolate]

Susan Sontag - “Death Kit”

[maemaybe]

I’ve been seeing posts like these on Instagram for other misunderstood mental illnesses, so I thought I’d have a go at making one myself. 

I think that one of the most frustrating misconceptions about DID is that it is just about having alters or “multiple personalities” as some laypeople see it. 

Alters are just one part of Dissociative Identity Disorder. 

The information above is paraphrased and simplified from the book Coping with Trauma-Related Dissociation by by Kathy Steele, Onno van der Hart, and Suzette Boon. 

The majority of the information above also applies to people with OSDD, since they have many of the same symptoms and experiences as people with DID. 

[ Note: I’m not a mental health professional or educator. I’m just a person living with DID. This post is not intended to diagnose anyone. Please speak to a mental health professional if you need help. ] 

[voynichs]

PLEASE tell me people on tumblr have been keeping up with that wannabe riot grrl band with disney-level "punk" aesthetics that came out of nowhere and people are calling them an industry plant because im so invested in this

[voynichs]

ok so basically this band called the tramp stamps dropped a teaser for this song on tiktok that people quickly starting mocking because of the very fetishizing girlboss "i wish i was gay" lyrics and their very vanilla punk look. i'd link the original video but they removed the sound because everyone was making fun of it so here's the music video.

what came into question quickly after was 1) their very "disney" punk aesthetics & corny half-baked "feminist" themes 2) the fact they've only been a thing since november 2021 but somehow already have a website with animated graphics, merchandise, and full music videos 3) the fact none of them looked like this like eight months ago 4) the fact there's a "stan account" on twitter that is absolutely a sock puppet run by one of them

there's so much more that we could go into but that's the major gist of it so far

[voynichs]

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[thesexiestselkie]

[skepseiskaiproseuxes]

Excuse me, what?

[emmaubler]

Me, knowing nothing and watching all this Tramp Stamp drama float across my dash:

[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[beatcroc]

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

[erinthebrave]

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

[toadstoolpal]

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

[skzloona]

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

[doctorguilty]

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

[bogleech]

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

[bogleech]

IT WAS FOUNDED BY A CULT

https://web.archive.org/web/20090830172040/https://eastbayexpress.com/gyrobase/i_am_annoyed_and_disappointed/Content?oid=1168114&showFullText=true

[ceramicats]

[fandomchaosposts]

so glad to see that other people also can't tell left and right apart go team we're in this together

[official-lucifers-child]

where is the team going

[llightning-bug]

foward

[lunnefisk]

drake? where’s the horn of jurgen windcaller?

[crookedempathwombatdonut]

Michell is 29 Yеаrs & Wаnt t0 Fuск HERE

[lunnefisk]

michell the horn of jurgen windcaller isnt here we have to stay focused