A Huge-ass geek

(Well, aren't we all)

[arsonistblue]

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

[underthecloudyskies]

Hi I'm this woman's best friend in the post apocalyptic world, I'm also the comic relief character who's also a person of color (because diversity ofc) and we're both pretty healthy considering all we get is canned food from supermarket raids.

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[underthecloudyskies]

I didn't know we had couples here lol

[underthecloudyskies]

[underthecloudyskies]

Day 4393 of trying to convince my parents to allow us (me+my brother) to keep a pet.

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[brotherberdly]

Online classes that make you wanna go home while you’re sitting at home

[terroristiraqi1-deactivated2023]

Would you rather, have peter parker as your tutor for physics (assuming you suck at it) OR have Scott lang as your instructor at your new part time job at baskin robbins?

scOTT LANG JAKDKD YES MHM

look at it this way

i get a mentor. who dOesn’t want a mentor???

now scott mcfrickin lang as your mentor??? hell yeah

baskin robbins. ice cream. need i say more

i get money also

send some in!

[underthecloudyskies]

Now look at it like this,

1. I ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT PHYSICS, a tutor would be frickin amazing rn.

2. And its Peter parker a.k.a Tom Holland, like who hasn't spent eons simping on him (if your answer is no, are you okay?)

3. I'll actually perform good at that god forsaken subject

Also

As an afterthought,

I don't have sweet cravings, no concept of a sweet tooth here. I'd either be the best or the worst person to work at baskin robbins.

[sirfrogsworth]

[citrusscale-remastered]

Enough to kick you in the face

[wing-shot-firstold]

I’ve had people say “can you even reach them?” When I threaten to bite their ankles

[spirallingintotheabyss]

I’m shorter than Cowboy,,

[underthecloudyskies]

I'm shorter than all of my science books stacked on top of each other.

... By *squints* one physics book plus my English supplementary reader

[blobfishmiffy]

Book game!

Tagged by @slippingintostockings, thanks love :)

hardcover or paperback / rent or buy / reads in silence or reads with music / standalone or series / annotations or pristine pages / ebook or physical copy / dog ears or bookmarks / mismatched series or complete set / cover matters or you don’t judge / lend books or keep them to yourself / enjoys lit classes or despises them / browses shops or orders online / reads reviews or goes in blind / unreturned books or clean library record / rereads or once was enough / fanfic enthusiast or a stickler for canon / deep reader or easily distracted / must read the book before seeing the movie or order doesn’t matter / neat bookshelves or messy bookshelves / skips ahead or resists temptation / reads aloud or in your head / guesses plot twists or never sees them coming  

I tag: @rufusrant @nowhereminded and @casafrass

[lazysarcasm--dazzlingbs-deactiv]

wasnt tagged but eh

hardcover or paperback / rent or buy / reads in silence or reads with music / standalone or series / annotations or pristine pages / ebook or physical copy / dog ears or bookmarks / mismatched series or complete set / cover matters or you don’t judge / lend books or keep them to yourself / enjoys lit classes or despises them / browses shops or orders online / reads reviews or goes in blind / unreturned books or clean library record / rereads or once was enough / fanfic enthusiast or a stickler for canon / deep reader or easily distracted / must read the book before seeing the movie or order doesn’t matter / neat bookshelves or messy bookshelves / skips ahead or resists temptation / reads aloud or in your head / guesses plot twists or never sees them coming  

@realm-breaker  @kyrachiller @nobody-but-somebody-yet-nobody

[nobody-but-somebody-yet-nobody]

hardcover or paperback / rent or buy / reads in silence or reads with music / standalone or series / annotations or pristine pages / ebook or physical copy / dog ears or bookmarks / mismatched series or complete set / cover matters or you don’t judge / lend books or keep them to yourself / enjoys lit classes or despises them / browses shops or orders online / reads reviews or goes in blind / unreturned books or clean library record / rereads or once was enough / fanfic enthusiast or a stickler for canon / deep reader or easily distracted / must read the book before seeing the movie or order doesn’t matter / neat bookshelves or messy bookshelves / skips ahead or resists temptation / reads aloud or in your head / guesses plot twists or never sees them coming

@wisteriaetc @messybits @hurry-cane

[rooneytooons]

hardcover or paperback / rent or buy / reads in silence or reads with music / standalone or series / annotations or pristine pages / ebook or physical copy / dog ears or bookmarks / mismatched series or complete set / cover matters or you don’t judge / lend books or keep them to yourself / enjoys lit classes or despises them / browses shops or orders online / reads reviews or goes in blind / unreturned books or clean library record / rereads or once was enough / fanfic enthusiast or a stickler for canon / deep reader or easily distracted / must read the book before seeing the movie or order doesn’t matter / neat bookshelves or messy bookshelves / skips ahead or resists temptation / reads aloud or in your head / guesses plot twists or never sees them coming

Picked both for a lot of the choices.

Further tagging @babinicz @epanije @anonanonymousanonanon @chaos-academiaa @lavinesia-violin @queertrashpotato @geminimind05 @anyonewhowantsto

[anonanonymousanonanon]

hardcover or paperback / rent or buy / reads in silence or reads with music / standalone or series / annotations or pristine pages / ebook or physical copy / dog ears or bookmarks / mismatched series or complete set / cover matters or you don’t judge / lend books or keep them to yourself / enjoys lit classes or despises them / browses shops or orders online / reads reviews or goes in blind / unreturned books or clean library record / rereads or once was enough / fanfic enthusiast or a stickler for canon / deep reader or easily distracted / must read the book before seeing the movie or order doesn’t matter / neat bookshelves or messy bookshelves / skips ahead or resists temptation / reads aloud or in your head / guesses plot twists or never sees them coming

Tagging: @thedragonwriter42 @stygianirondiangelo @susane-jackson @underthecloudyskies @yyyscoper96 @antimonys-stuff @anyone

[underthecloudyskies]

hardcover or *paperback*/ *rent* or buy/ reads in silence or *reads with music*/ standalone or *series*/ annotations or *pristine pages*/ ebook or *physical copy*/dog years or *bookmark*/mismatched series or *complete set*/cover matters or *you don't judge* / *lend books* or keep them to yourself/ enjoys lit classics or despises them/ browses shop or *orders online*/ *reads reviews* goes in blind/ unreturned books or *clean library record*/ *rereads* or once was enough/ fanfic enthusiast or *sticker for canon*/*deep reader* or easily distracted/*must read the book before seeing the movie* or order does not matter/*neat bookshelves* or messy bookshelves/skips ahead or *resists temptation*/reads aloud or *in your head*/*guesses plot twist* or *never sees them coming*

@susane-jackson @nancyemadd @pervyjackson anyone who want to

[underthecloudyskies]

Guys I have a chemistry exam next morning and its 10pm, and I don't know anything (no kidding, really) and I'm thinking about pretending to be sick and not going. Because failing miserably would be not be as cool as well,, failing miserably.

So in the times of such conflicting decisions I ask myself "what would my favorite fictional character do?" Now I don't know what would Jace herondale do assuming he occasionally wields his seraph blades against the demons of chemistry and physics, like a Normal teenager. But you guys tell me what would *your* favorite fictional character do?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

[dannydanoninoo]

I’m honestly so confused right now

[sophfandoms53]

[youmaycallmeyourhighness]

This is the height of our stupidity, It has to be or future generations cannot exist

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

ZERO IS BOTH ODD AND EVEN 

[stardoesthings-deactivated20191]

Technically zero isn’t even a number

[claytonical]

what even is zero then

[stardoesthings-deactivated20191]

It’s similar to black and white. They aren’t official colors and neither is 0.

Black is a “shade” and white is a “tint”

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

Numbers aren’t real

[ufohshit]

Is anything really

[cornposting]

this post really makes me feel better about my math skills, thanks, tumblr

[just-shower-responses]

how did this manage to get worse

[the-players-arcade]

You know that can be said about a lot of things.

[lily-orchard]

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT FUCKING HURTS!

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[hellaroyale]

[tumblegags]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[festivescout1137-deactivated201]

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

[retroflexy]

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

[nijuukoo]

More like Harry Hypotternuse.

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

[underthecloudyskies]

Hey everyone, its aro/ace panic time here. While I was having a conversation with my friend today certain aspects of her conversation made us realize that she might be Aro/Ace. So it would be nice if anyone can tell me more about that, and it would be really helpful. Since we both don't know a lot about it.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

Actually no this is the post of the decade

[tomurakii]

Reawakening this ancient beast of a post for the end of the decade lmao.

[0hi0is0nfire-deactivated2020041]

“Reblogering”

[thephotomagician]

*le gasp* i found the anciet code

[mageoffur]

i got rainbow shoelaces once and my friend complimented them and i remembered the code and said it and she *gasped* so this actually works

[abletoscreambutimostlywhisper-d]

noting this

[imaramennoodle]

it’s real

[slozhnos]

It’s an honor, truly, to have this post on my blog. I really do appreciate it, don’t you forget it!

[spookyscarykittycat]

Reminder for ya’ll

[underthecloudyskies]

I like your shoelaces y'all 😉

[charmedbyred-blog]

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

[dayman-ah-ah-ah]

It’s a spider thing

[allonsyimpala]

It’s a spider thing

[ssalsastark]

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

[thehuntingwinchester-archive]

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper. Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

[supermansadork-deactivated20190]

Owned

[mayrlynray]

This post is brilliant.

[angelblackhat-mainblog-deactiva]

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

[bellaruska]

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

[natasha-romanova-anon]

Like mother like son 💚 @spookyclooky

[underthecloudyskies]

So like @santiloveatthedisco-blog and @allonsyimpala said,

Its a spider thing

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