cari

I like Supernatural, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Marvel things and a whole mix of tv shows and things - chat with me about fandom things anytime as long as your not a creep

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[ironwoman359]

Oh hey look it got better

[bloodytales]

abled: doesnt have a disability.

Abled™: There are too many handicap parking spaces. And you don’t look like a cripple, so you obviously are scamming the system. If I can’t see your disability it isn’t real. Your pain can’t be that bad if you are going about your daily life like normal.

[dragonsrequiem]

vegan: I don’t eat meat, dairy, etc.

Vegan ™ : No meat has touched these Pure Lips. I even drank soy baby formula instead of Maman’s milk, and if you eat honey from the local beekeeper you deserve a special place in Hell because he whores them out and leaves them starving and desperate so he can charge $500 per honey stick. My cat looks malnourished but he’s actually completely enamoured of the vegan lifestyle I am forcing him into for his own good, and I’m sure my vet would agree with me if I asked!

[da-artist-person-13-deactivated]

Anyone who sees this, please share.

TW: Suicide mentions

So, a friend of mine went through some stuff today and is contemplating suicide. So I made a deal with them.

Please share in any way you can. I'm not sure what I could ever do without this person.

[mari13606]

Please please please please please please please. If this is the only post of mine you reblog ever I am BEGGING you please reblog this.

[urfriend-cari]

reblog 💕

[neechees]

A white bitch named Ainsley Whynacht applied for a scholarship intended for Indigenous people ONLY and now she’s bragging about how she faked her way into getting money & included a pic of herself buying fake tanner so she could keep up the lie

[neechees]

[naerystargaryn-deactivated20191]

This has finally been reported on but NSGEU’s response was honestly really shitty.

[winipekw]

the fact that she won this over Indigenous students (literally stealing resources with her essay about …lack of resources) makes me wonder what exactly the NSGEU board was looking for.

[raimagnolia]

So we’re absolutely sure, she’s not, like…a pale Indigenous person…

She pulled a Rachel Dolezal on yall?

[honey-bri-books]

What?!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampires who adopt each other into very specific family roles

“so I know I’m like a century older than you but you give great advice and you knitted me a sweater that one time, will you be my grandma?”

[sneakiestofsneks]

“Look, I know you’re older than me by a millennia, but you act like a younger brother, so you’re that now.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“I never thought I wanted kids but frankly someone needs to take care of the trainwreck that is you so”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“Which one of you is older?”

“I mean, if you’re talking chronologically then I’m 8,900 years old and she’s turning 94 next week. Otherwise, we decided thirty years ago that we’re twins.”

[pointlesslygay]

“So, care to tell me how this happened?”

“Well, Elspeth’s the oldest so-”

“Chronologically. You volunteered to be the big sis last century, it’s your job to explain your joint screw-ups.”

[authorgirl0131]

“Technically almost all of us are older than our dad. He’s like, the sixth oldest guy in our coven.”

[stripedsocksinabox]

“Mom goes first because she’s the oldest.”

“Technically, you’re the oldest.”

“Technically, I’m the middle child, so lead the way into the dark spooky hallway.”

[weaselle]

I like the idea that the very oldest is basically the baby, because they don’t understand shit about the world anymore, and just want to be moody and drink a meal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“this is my baby sister Ishtar. we’re not sure how old she is, she stopped counting after the first 8 millenia” 

[eilinknight]

This also has hilarious connotations when you take into account the age at which they were turned.

“This is my dad.”

“No that’s a 12 year old.”

“Well actually he’s 106 and he knows how to drive and change a lightbulb so fuck you.”

[radical-eve]

[gridbugged-deactivated20200707]

Source (x) (x)

[missreaddevil]

I want one.

[shinvermouthea]

thought that said angels, which is objectively cooler

[moonlace]

This post went from cyberpunk dystopia to fantasy revolution real quick

[fuzzymiraclebanana]

Holy shit take a look at some of the other things on that page that people have made. If the face bedazzling, the specific clothing patterns, the projector that gives you multifaces (like that one keanu reeves movie), or the other crazy masks aren’t a sign of a growing cyberpunk distopia era I don’t know what is.

I wish we didn’t have to live in any dystopian future but I would rather us slowly grow into a cyberpunk one rather than the shitty one we currently have…

[gahdamnpunk]

[pigcatapult]

The importance of “water is wet” studies should not be understated. Because now you have a study to point to when someone who doesn’t already know this asks you for a source, as opposed to relying on anecdotal evidence or “common knowledge”.

[gayfeatherfiend]

Here is a link to the study. Use it profusely.

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[strafitzz]

White and reblogging without hesitation 💜

[b00bconnoisseur]

Im half white if it counts??

Idk *still smashes rb*

[sockfurb-deactivated20200831]

When I see generic looking white dudes very obviously stare at me in public cuz I’m holding a furby and wearing 20 kandi bracelets once they leave I always call them Wonderbread lookin ass cuz that probably describes their personality and appearance the best (I’m white).

[bisexualdemondean]

In honor of Bisexual Awareness Week

Be aware of me

Pay attention to me

Look at me

I’m amazing

[catchymemes]

[urfriend-cari]

Drunk dean karaoke is iconic and you cant change my mind.

[30-minute-memes]

What the hell happened?

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[acidgrime]

It is so close.

[urfriend-cari]

Almost there

[nbc-trialanderror-deactivated20]

[one-lonely-whumperfly]

The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.

[nerdy-birdy18]

Oooohhhh bitch

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

This… but also the reverse

[samwellwinchesterthebrave]

[yourfavoritedirector]

Dean + Cas + backseat of the car

[enochianisfunnier]

okay but Dean knew he was heading to his death (because you know he wasn’t gonna let Sammy do it) so he just wanted to sit quietly with Cas for a bit I’m fine I’m totally a-okay

[persephoneshadow-deactivated202]

This makes the idea that dean just took his hand even more plausible FUCK.

[destielette]

Thank you for ruining my night and my life, now i can’t stop imagining them holding hands 👇

[bluefirecas]

*screaming in ENOCHIAN*

[dimples-of-discontent]

I believe it. Mostly because in gif 2 Dean looks down at *something* right before he looks at Castiel’s shocked face. Yeah, I also think Cas is shocked because he’s figured out what Dean plans to do from the thoughts (prayers?) he’s loudly projecting. But in the third gif Dean looks so guilty and like he’s been caught that you don’t have to stretch at all to believe that he took his hand back (😭) because he felt bad about trying but, like, he had to because it was his last night on earth, y’know.

Also, I think it’s the literal only time we see Dean in the backseat of the Impala when he’s not a child, wounded, or in that one sex scene and I will never be over that.

Also I think this is the literal only time we see Dean in the back of the Impala except as a child, when he’s wounded, or in that one sex scene. And I will never be over that.

[legendary-destiel]

Woahhhh I love this 💕🤩

[urfriend-cari]

How come no one has ever mentioned the Dean karaoke scene?!

[urfriend-cari]

Just finished Season 9 of spn - give me out-of- context spoilers for season 10