[victorian-platence]

Open Comissions

Behold my people: an update of my commission post

For more information look into my portfolio here or plain DM me :D

[augustxcardigan]

Honestly I just like this picture ,also this is accurate I was there

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[lilybug-02]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDHDJFFHDJFKHDDKHFHJJJJJHHHHHH

[galvanizedfriend]

[leatherleaves]

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

[karis-the-fangirl]

[blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de]

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

[leet911]

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

[blue00phoenix]

oh my god 

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

[thedragonemperess]

I love this so much

[potterchild]

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

[boldlyanxious]

Fake dating or only one bed?

Fake only one bed

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

THE TROPE HAS LEVELED UP

[signoraviolettavalery]

“orchestrated bed scarcity” is my new favorite phrase

[satorugojowidow]

That is how Moby-dick started, having to share a bed of the last avaible room

[manuciruja]

us liberals' supposed activism for latam starts and ends with calling us racists and savages, using our governments as proof, always seeming to leave out that those governments were put in place by theirs so they could keep taking our resources to live comfortably and so those same people can continue tweeting with their iphone 2000 on their shein clothes while they drink starbucks about how racist and awful we are

you feel qualified enough to point out that argentina has a zionist president, but not enough to acknowledge he was funded and supported by trump and his main policies have involved giving away natural resources and landscapes to israel and private foreign companies

[origami-dragons]

se lesionó o se insoló?

[spidersinmysoup]

Lo hice caer con mi mente

[origami-dragons]

genial, ahora hacé levitar la pelota al arco de francia

[spidersinmysoup]

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

A little scene from Love Letters: A Southern Water Tribe Story.

Katara is struggling.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[charlesoberonn]

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[shimamitsu-moved]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]

[carpintransa]

feliz cumple 💖

[soareleandluna]

Aaron Ehasz, the head writer of the show, started to give his opinions about the live action on twitter and mentioned Zutara as well

[carpintransa]

dato la selección femenina de fútbol arg nunca pasó fase de grupos pero la selección femenina de fútbol a ciegas LAS MURCIÉLAGAS es campeona le ganaron 2 a 0 a Inglaterra el año pasado en la final

[stardust948]

Me: *Explaining why br*ke is so attached to k/a*

Me: They projected onto Aang and based Katara on a girl he had a crush on.

Mom: And? Give the people what they want. The people want Zuko and Katara.

[vikashoneybee]

it will forever be cool and funny as fuck that argentinian queers came up w a slur for the straight

[turucuto]

The thing about Argentina is that people have this idea of how the country is (usually promoted by some first-world country) and so they already made up their minds about us. We're the villains and we are never not going to be if they refuse to interact and listen to what we say or how we are.

"Argentina is racist" there are racists, yes, like everywhere. They are loud, like everywhere else. Right now there is a US backed right-wing government that Is fucking us over, like in half the world.

"Argentina is white" we had a huge wave of european migration, yes, as well as jewish, arab, chinese, african and from the rest of latam. We also have multiple indigenous peoples and cultures that first lived here. The afroargentinians had a huge impact on the independence and foundation of our nation and culture. The myth that argentina is white is promoted by right-wing groups.

"Argentina is full of nazis" the nazis came to Latin America (not just Argentina) through the back door in secret and had to change their names, unlike the US which gave them jobs at NASA.

By the way, this is not unique? A lot of countries had similar experiences in their histories. But somehow Argentina gets all the bad rep.

Do me a favour and either get educated about the country you're criticizing or shut the fuck up