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[kiraoji]

art cheats

hello i am here today to not lose track of the art cheats i have discovered over the years. what i call art cheat is actually a cool filter/coloring style/way to shade/etc. that singlehandedly makes art like 20 times better

80’s anime style

glitch effect

glow effects

adding colors to grayscale paintings

foreshortening ( coil )

foreshortening ( perspective )

clipping group (lines)

clipping group (colors)

dramatic lighting ( GOOD )

shading metal

lighting faces

that is all for today, do stay tuned as i am always hunting for cool shit like this

[kiraoji]

guys stop reblogging this these are cheats the CIA will come for you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[savedby-thebell-jar]

I’m hard for her

[thatdisasterauthor]

Reminds me of my coworker who, whenever she sees a Tesla at a gas station or something, she’ll look over and go “Wow! The new Toyotas look really cool!”

The drivers LOSE THEIR MINDS.

[elfwreck]

There was a quote in the original Sharks Are Smooth As Hell thread (which I can’t find, at least not with this comment, attributed to raptorific): Apparently for dudes who’ve got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, “someone who’s wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they’re smarter than you” is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you’re just fucking with them, and as long as you don’t admit you’re fucking with them or acknowledge that there’s anything Off about what you’re saying, they won’t be able to stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their Authority, and they won’t be able to see that will literally never happen.

[catchymemes]

[jackisreallycool]

this is so funny

[itchycoil]

this is like. all media 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

why is Donald Glover just chilling there he’s not even in his Lando costume does Disney own Childish Gambino

[onceiwashere]

this SUCKS

[brucebocchi]

when did disney buy the st. louis cardinals

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

monky

[a-game-is-the-foot]

If you want a handy infographic explaining every company disney owns, check this out

[em-in-chem]

Always reblog exposèes on the obscene abuses of power perpetrated by the Disney corporation

[merlinisnotover]

i work in media and it is INSANE how much they own

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[sirnekomeowinton]

[flakmaniak]

[r4cs0]

[understuckphanuniverse]

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

[spinachandhoney]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[brightlotusmoon]

Ah, the Mary Suez.

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[atlasblinked]

your url just makes it better

[canuckianhawkbi]

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

[ukrainianliteratureforlife-deac]

Damn, that was really unexpected😳

Cool commercial!

[crittizen]

Tfw you have the sudden urge to draw fan art for a fucking commercial

[the-spaced-out-system]

oh my god

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

when I tell yOU-

[why-are-there-crocs-in-my-stew]

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

[cherrywolf]

[mrrrow-rio]

Awww

This is the best commercial EVER

[uvindi]

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

[goodbirb]

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

[krowbby]

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

[boxlizard]

reblog if you support the gay cinematic universe

[mysharona1987]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[o-kurwa]

Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

[justrollinon]

Camera guy- “Yeah it went in, it kinda freaked me out”  Brilliant!

[nicolegendary]

these two memes have equal and opposite energies

[princereece]

ok but how could you forget this one

[nicolegendary]

god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.

[hymnsofheresy]

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

[hymnsofheresy]

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

[hymnsofheresy]

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

[alexaloraetheris]

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

[afrocentric-divination]

The Mommy, the Mama, and the holy Mom

[sajwho]

Advice: Colouring (shading)

Good:

=>

Better:

=>

[blackness-by-your-side]

WORD.

[swagintherain]

he does the job no one wants to do and then will be told that he’s stealing it.

[motherofpalms-deactivated202003]

The driscolls boycott is still goin on And here are ways you can help farmworkers

Donate to food chain workers alliance https://t.co/okIpzNoyEv

Donate to United farm workers https://t.co/HwgXdH4l7w

Donate to farmworker justice https://t.co/O14KKMg7KE

Donate/give supplies to migrant Farmworkers Assistance Fund https://t.co/ePbmNBVLMP

Donate to center for Farmworker families https://t.co/IReMpiEaq1

Donate to campaign for Migrant worker justice https://t.co/f2TV0Jqzd1

Donate to brandworkers https://t.co/NhTNsUrbBw

Donate to CIW https://t.co/uH5bUUGqwg

Keep in mind that Publix and Wendy’s refuse to join the fair food program

[hitthisandjustchill]

Reblogging again for the links

[kateywumpus]

Yeah. I was about to say. He’s that fast because he’s being paid by the pound, not by the hour. So he has to or else he won’t be able to make enough money to put food on the table.

[plum-soup]

Yeah this is the exact reason slave-grown crops were always lower quality back in the day. Brutally exploited workers, overworked and underfed, trying to reach harvesting quotas as quickly and efficiently as possible is obviously terrible for workers, but it also significantly lowers the quality of the food you eat

[sweetxsecret]

In case you missed it:

Fandom:

Dabi is a Todoroki theory confirmed

Hetalia is coming back

Megamind 10 year anniversary

Destiel is canon

(Rumor) BBC Sherlock season 5

System of a Down releases first song in 15 years

Johnny Depp is fired from Fantastic Beasts

Ted Bundy RPer Twitter Artist callout post

Election:

Day 3. Still no results of who the next U.S. president will be

Nevada is still counting votes

Georgia turned blue for the first time in 30 years. (Thank you Stacey Abrams and the late John Lewis)

Pennsylvania is also flipped blue. Gritty is dancing in a protest outside the convention center.

Speaking of protests…there are protests on vote counting. Some demanding their vote be counted. Others demanding to stop counting.

Trump is suing 3 states where the ballots are not done counting yet.

The election still goes on

World News:

Scientists found a hell planet made of lava

(Rumor) Putin is resigning due to Parkinson’s disease

Bolivia President-elect was attacked with dynamite

Ongoing:

California is still on fire

COVID-19 pandemic

My brain still processing this hot mess

[mckitterick]

that’s… quite a news day

[chazittarius]

[crablouse]

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

[mr-new-vegas]

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

[mjalti]

I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.