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The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
AU where teens one and two are scott and stiles (scott is obviously the confused one i mean come on) and derek is the person overhearing them in the coffee shop. as a werewolf, he's... he thinks he should probably be offended, right? but it's fucking hilarious watching those bickering idiots
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”
i needed this as a background
Star Trek: First Contact / Star Trek: Voyager "Dark Frontier"
he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes
something something “I’m a person and my name is Anakin” showing his name is a central way he retains identity while a child slave vs “that name no longer has any meaning to me” in almost the same breath as “I must obey my master” thirty years later after Sidious accomplished what Gardulla and Watto never managed to: breaking his spirit and convincing him he has no other options but obedience, accepting painful consequences, never looking for a way out. something like that
When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.
in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"
Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.
Great work everyone
Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here
I asked maths boy for his input
#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)
ki a faszom nevezi a kölkét bélának ki az a barlanglakó állat aki ránéz a friss két kilós gecvadékra és aszongya “jah ez itt egy Béla baszasd az anyakönyvbe komám”
according to google: who is my dick named the cervical intestine who is the caveman who looks at the fresh two kilo gossip and then “yes it is here a bee fuck me in the registry” comam
now could you please translate it for me because i have too many questions
I fucking told you Google wouldn’t handle this, Hungarian is hard to translate anyways especially when it’s rural slang and not smtg straight out of an academic paper, I won’t be able to give the mood back in English but its
“who the fuck names their child Béla, what kinda troglodyte animal looks at the fresh 2 kg [untranslatable. I’m not even sure it’s a word] and says “yeah this is a Béla, [literally means “fuck” but here it’s used to replace “put” (you can replace p much any word with “fuck” in Hungarian)] it on the birth certificate buddy”
Ansnsjsjdjdjdb but it’s a pretty nameee
But. Béla. That’s a grown man. That’s like naming your child Joseph. Or Fletcher. Imagine being handed a baby and you’re told it’s called Norman. No I don’t want to hold Theodore. That’s my fucking grandpa
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A napokban kb tavaly juliusig visszamenoleg nezegettem a Bajcsy-Zsilinszky korhaz ujszulotteit a zinterneten (merhogy van egy link ahol meg lehet oket nezni), es meglepoen sok kisfiut neveznek napjainkban LAJOSnak, geco😀😀😀😀
olasz haveromnak 10 éve született a kisfia. boldogan újságolta, hogy a második neve Lajos lesz.
Én: - Nemáár, tudod te, mi az olaszul? Luiginak akarod hívni?
Ő: - Miről beszélsz Dóri, a Lajos az királyok neve!
Én: - De az ugyanaz, mint a Luigi.
Ő: - Nem, a Luigi az parasztnév. A Lajos meg királynév.
Én: - De ugyanaz a kettő!!!
Ő: - Igen, de nem!!!!!!
ROFL at that 2019 Google translate. 🤣 I tried it now in 2026, though, check this out:
Who the fuck calls their kid Bela? Who's that caveman who looks at the fresh two-pound baby and says "yeah, this is a Bela, fuck off with the birth certificate, my friend"
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't have a job anymore. "fuck off" is inaccurate but overall it's good enough.
I was an English-Hungarian translator.
#ANAKIN FUCKING SKYWALKER #IF YOU HAD JUST WAITED LITERALLY ONE WEEK #TO TURN TO THE DARK SIDE #NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING #AHSOKA WOULD BE ON HER WAY BACK TO THE JEDI #PALPATINE WOULD HAVE BEEN EXPOSED AS THE SITH LORD #THE REPUBLIC WOULD HAVE HAD HOPE TO RECOVER AND MAYBE ROOT OUT THE CORRUPTION #ALL THOSE CLONES WOULD STILL BE ALIVE #ALL THE JEDI WOULD STILL BE ALIVE #PADME WOULD STILL BE ALIVE #OBI-WAN WOULD STILL BE WITH YOU #IF YOU HAD WAITED JUST O N E W E E K #INSTEAD YOU ARE IN A DESOLATE FROZEN WASTELAND OF YOUR OWN MAKING #FITTING THAT THAT’S WHERE WE SEE THE LAST OF YOU
They go after the most vulnerable and marginalized. Trans people, kids on SNAP, single moms, old people. They’ll work their way to the rest of us bit by bit if we don’t stop them
The Spear in the Others heart is the Spear in your own, you are he. There is no other wisdom and no other hope but that we grow wise - Diane Duane
Double reblog because I hit the wrong button, so let's add my point here:
Fascism is the technique of using othering and social segmentation to gain power.
It's not antisemitism. It's not transphobia. It's not racism. It's Anything That Divides And Conquers.
So while some ideology stays the same--People Are Born Different, And Some Are Inherently Bad--ultimately, fascists don't really believe that beyond their rank-and-file.
They just want power.
So if you're busy trying to protect one group, they'll just find another. And that's a great way to wear them out, IF YOU KNOW THAT.
Here are good ways to counter it:
Don't bother switching the message. "We only judge people for their actions." Nothing else. Women are bad at math? Nope, I don't know her math skills as a person. Trans people are predators? Great, show me proof that person is. Jews eat babies? That person has never hurt anyone.
Do not accept anything just because it has a blue link, or because someone official said so. Check the evidence. The Supreme Court has judges who notably use twisted, irrelevant legal nonsense to fake a ruling. You are completely able to point it out.
Hold to this even if you don't like a group. Catholics had child raping priests? Okay, but Pope Leo also directly busted some of them as a Bishop, and Mrs. Henderson is not even a priest. Men are abusive? Your dad or ex was, but Steve from work is a different person. This prevents fascists from sneaking anything in by just swapping targets, or discrediting you by pointing out you're a hypocrite.
There's more of us than them. As they cycle through targets, let different groups take up the work while you rest. Then tag in when you're needed. Same message, same discipline.
You will absolutely need to practice. You also need to tell people what you're doing and why. This isn't a sneak attack: fascists should be named, their logic known, and they should be countered openly.
They will pick any target. So we should defend everyone.
Any take on Luke as just a normal kid whining about freedom should probably account for the fact that he lives on a lawless desert planet controlled by gangsters who kept his father and grandmother as slaves
#like … every time i see a post about how much easier he has it than leia i’m #he absolutely does in some ways #but also leia’s family are wealthy and powerful while luke’s are eking out water from the air
This post is nearly ten years old and I still think about this, honestly. Luke has no consciousness of the dangers and pressures in Leia’s life when he’s playing with his toy starship; she’s already had to become what he can only vaguely dream of. But she’s also never had to consider “where is tomorrow’s food and water coming from” to anything like the degree that Luke, Owen, and Beru do every day. Luke and Leia both make sure they’re armed when they leave home because their environments are so dangerous, in completely different ways.
It really is possible to talk about the ways Leia has been forced to grow up and Luke has been allowed to remain functionally a boy, without dismissing pretty much everything we ever find out about Tatooine and the Skywalkers, or the drastic differences in their opportunities and access to material luxuries. I promise, she’s a good enough character to stand on her own without misrepresenting Luke’s circumstances to prop her up.
as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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its a bit easier for astronomers
NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!
are they hydrogen or helium
oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.
ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there
…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???
im an astrophysicist
but but, science is science?!
and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts
Hello fanfiction community,
Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.
Everyone say mean things about him.
Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:
His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid
He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times
He dies and gets resurrected
His wife gets possessed
He fails to save her and she dies in his arms
He dies and gets resurrected again
He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum
He dies and gets resurrected again
His ex gets possessed
He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation
He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped
He gets kidnapped by a princess
He gets kidnapped by a fish alien
He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists
He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien
He is driven to insanity by an alien device
He dies and gets resurrected again
He dies and gets resurrected again
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