[ˈwʊdən ˈtɜrtəl]

mid-twenties, they/them, queer, poly, neurodivergent. Likes programming, languages, music and playing music, and various other stuff.  Favorite genre of said stuff: cyberpunk. Special kink: reading 500k+ words fanfiction in fandoms they barely know >_<

[fenncc]

I can’t resist drawing lily pads and revisited them for 9 pm in my hours of the day series, really thrilled with how it came out :)

[draconym]

Sketchbook pages from the Baltimore Zoo, National Aquarium, and Harvard Museum of Natural History.

[yourhoneyisquiet]

Tag yourself. I’m:

(P.S. You’re a wonderful artist)

[wrending]

:)

[kaznar342]

me too buddy

[reimanticism]

didn't really like how this turned out but eh...

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[even-more-nonsense]

Hi op here! I really like your tags a normal amount

[unyieldingsilence]

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[huariqueje]

The Library - Katy Serra ,  2025.

French , b. 1962 -

Oil on canvas , 61 x 46 cm.

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[the-adventures-of-dave]

I dunno guys do you think he’s mad at me for locking him inside or

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[oh-jod-dammit]

I was reminded that the in-universe author of A Sermon on Cavaliers and Necromancers is wonderfully named M. Bias ... and was suddenly hit with the cursed realization that Bicycle is a perfectly valid Second House arithmonym.

Thinking about more now... Biped... Bigamy... Binary... Bisexual...

New challenge give me your worst valid arithmonyms, for any House. We must strive to outdo M. Bias and Dr. Sex.

[elevenbenevolentmammoths]

hmm. I have a vague memory of drunkposting about Biscuit being a valid arithmonym

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[emmiegoesinsane]

shane when he joins the ottawa centaurs:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.

My favorite part is the sink.

Details of a recipe book.

All the details in tiny glass beads.

Love the pie in the oven.

Love this so much.

No wonder it took 5 yrs.

https://whitney.org/collection/works/34855?

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[hylltonart]

Finally finished painting this water nymph

timelapse + WIP images

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscopy universe -> monostrophe

[389]

[fancycake]

Rocky and Grace are yelling at each other. Rocky stops mid argument to demand that Grace put on his angry eyebrows. Grace immediately stomps to the whiteboard, stomps back over with the dry erase marker, draws angry eyebrows on the xenonite ball. the argument continues

[muffinlance]

Grace refuses to erase them afterwards. Argument won, statement.

[bobbinhood]

The process of making my cat quilt

[katherinehillierillustration]