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Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone
My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog
No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"
i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”
i wanna read those. tell me those.
Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.
Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.
Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy”
Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing
This has to be my favorite patch note ever
My fave dwarf fortress patch note is “i think i made fish too hardcore”. IIRC dwarf fortress has universal skills so everything that can swin has the swim skill. physical skills train strength, so increasing swimming will have a knock on positive effect for all physical skills. since fish are swimming all the time this meant fish were constantly raising strength and became unstoppable killing machines
happy pride to girls who didn’t know that women could be nice to you, inscrutable polycules, straight people in forbidden marriages, body snatchers who kiss their own reflections, poets obsessed with long-dead warriors, predatory cougars, lesbians who are in fact the problem, and girls who are in love with a corpse
i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet
Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)
So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.
they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically
watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/
QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it
This post is no more than two days old as of June 3rd, 2026. All of these blogs were nuked in two days or less.
i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there
FUCK OW SHIT
As others have pointed out, blood is already salty. It’s also got some good umami notes.
If you really want to liven up the flavor, try some lemon juice, the acidity will balance nicely and still sting like hell.
THE FUCK
being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure
Customer Service Wolf.
That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service
25 years ago an unknown Chinese protester stood in front of a tank in defiance of the government. No one knows the identity of the man but he was given the nick name “Tank Man”. This is one of the most iconic photographs of the century.
It’s actually been 27 years now since the incident known as the Tiananmen Square Massacre occurred. The picture above, famously referred to as “The Tank Man” was actually taken on June 5, the day after the massacre. (Which honestly makes him the one of the bravest person, to go back and stand up to a regime after such a terrible event transpired)
So what happened? I’m gonna give the TL;DR version:
April 15, 1989. Hu Yaobang, a former Communist Party Chief dies.
Many people, including workers, laborer, students and some officials come to mourn. You see, those protestors were originally there to mourn, not protest.
Time passed and there were some hunger strikes, and protests, and a call for accountability and reform from the government.
Eventually, things went south, because the communist party doesn’t have time to deal with these sorts of “demands” and grievances.
Keep in mind, the people wanted not the end of the Communist Party, but for the party to stop with the official corruption, rule of law, and the gross monopoly of information and power.
Incidentally, China still suffers from all of these SAME problems to this day…
June 3, 1989. The massacre started at night to disperse the crowd. Many were shot, wounded, and killed.
June 4, 1989. Some of the parents of the protestors who never came home went looking for them. It was still total mayhem.
June 5, 1989. The iconic image of the tank man was taken. To this day, no one knows what became of this person.
Content Warning for video: blood
“Tell the world…”
I cannot stress how important it is that people remember and know about this event. Do you know how China responded? With lies and censorship.
Even now, in 2016, we do not have an official death toll on the Tiananmen Square Massacre, the Chinese government doesn’t even acknowledge the event as a “massacre”. And they weaves these cover stories of “counter revolutionaries trying to overthrow the government”. Therefore, the violence was necessary to ~protect~ the people. (Or some bullshit like that)
The amount of lying and censorship in China is, quite frankly, scary amazing. Tumblr, which somehow managed to fly under their radar, found itself being blocked in that country.
After all, tell a lie often enough and it becomes the truth.
And those who remember the incident in China? …………well, you tell me.
Please at least REMEMBER this tragedy. Untold innocent lives were lost, and a nation has been fed a lie for almost three decades now from their oppressive af regime.
I have never seen this video before.
What the fucking hell.
What the hell.
Tiananmen Square happened when I was seven, and let’s just say children have a really interesting way of interpreting information.
I just remember thinking it was a happy event, because all these people were out on the street, and at first the army were interacting with these people. And it almost looked like a festival because people were singing and talking, and hopeful. And then tv coverage for the events got cut off.
The blocking of the live coverage had all the adults anxious, nobody said anything for ages, I just remember my grandmother saying, “Just be glad your father isn’t in China, now.”
And that stuck with me to this day. Because yeah, if dad had been in China then he would have been in Beijing studying, he would have been on those streets with those other students.
It was the first time I knew that something horrible had happened to all those people I saw on the television. I don’t even remember how I knew that the army must have shot at the civilians, I just knew. Because when you grow up in China, especially in the 80s you knew there were things you don’t say, that you can’t express in a public forum, because that can get you and your family in trouble. You just knew, and it didn’t fucking matter if your were a child or an adult.
To this day I don’t remember how I found out what happened in Tiananmen Square, because the news covered it up, but people found out. My grandparents knew, my uncles and aunts knew. Extended family visited my grandparents, I remember people telling my mother not to mention my father’s name because my father was a Chinese Beijing University graduate, who had gone overseas. Because there were people who died in the protests that my dad knew.
And it was all just so frightening because nobody was telling me directly what was happening, but I just knew that all the people on the streets was probably dead.
Looking back on it, Tiananmen Square instilled in a me a life long distrust of governments, but especially the Chinese government. I’m ethnically Chinese but I never want to return to China, not even for a holiday, and this has been my attitude even before Xi Jinping took power. Because Tiananmen Square was a peaceful protest that ended up with the army using heavy artillery against their own people. How can you trust in a system, in a government like that? Because if my dad had delayed further studies overseas by two years he would have been one of those students, one of those fucking kids on the streets that would have died.
And you know, when the Umbrella movement was happening in Hong Kong I was deeply panicked and just anxious because I kept on thinking all those people, all those kids are going to be killed. And when that didn’t happen it was such a relief.
When I found out years later that Chinese people a few years younger than me didn’t know what happened in Tiananmen Square I was so fucking angry. I can’t even articulate the rage and the sheer tiredness of it all.
Dad and I talked about Tiananmen Square a few times through the years, broadly, politically, and at times with sheer rage on dad’s part. I don’t even know what I wanted to say, but just fuck this fucking regime.
I was In Hong Kong when Tiananamen Square Massacre happened. Hong Kong was still a British colony then and had full freedom of press, and its reporters were there recording live footage while trying to stay as long as possible when tanks rolled in and shots were fired, when students lay in blood and their fellow students piled the injured bodies on those wooden plank carts to get them to the hospitals, while asking the Hong Kongers who were there to support the movement to please remember that night and spread the story of the massacre far and wide, because they already knew they would be silenced, if not imprisoned or murdered.
That night, and in the upcoming months, Hong Kong was in perpetual tears, and in literal shock.
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“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
Behold, a (hu)man!
The bird that torments Prometheus learned something
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The addition is ALSO really good
One of the biggest issues I have with this season was how unfunny the funny parts are.
You’re supposed to laugh at the annoying pretentious white boy be annoying and pretentious, but it doesn’t land when he actively makes the people around him, particularly two women of color (Joy and Javadi) suffer without consequence.
“Point and laugh at the white guy being oblivious to his privilege” is not a funny joke without some comeuppance or growth, neither of which Ogilvie gets. He gets one snark from Garcia after pulling out the glass piece and one of his patients dies, something that is part of the job and which he literally gets coddled over by the other infinitely wise white guy his age.
The consequences for the white men is the emotional damage of knowing they fucked up. It’s all internal. The woman get that plus being chewed out by a superior, cuz otherwise how will they know they need to do better??? Robby quickly consoles Ogilvie that these things happen after their patient takes a turn, and then turns to Samira to dismantle any confidence she has as an ER physician.
It just makes all the previous moments of Ogilvie speaking over others even more unfunny. Especially since none of the people who are “teaching” him actually ever correct his behavior!
Robby and other residents watch the bickering med students like it’s a fun circus, ignoring the fact those are thier monkeys. The only time Ogilvie’s behavior gets corrected is when Victoria gets sucked into his competitive trap, so both of them get told to be team players. As long as the women allow themselves to get stepped on, there’s no issue, but the moment they try to advocate for themselves, they’re the problem. The only person who maybe made a difference, or at least tried, was Cassie addressing his fatphobia, but there’s no indication any of that sunk in.
I watched this man smile when his coworker got injured and when a patient started bleeding out, and you want me to sympathize when he feels sad over losing a patient we barely met?? Fuck no
We love a character that’s fun to hate, but Ogilvie quickly crosses that line into just plain hate. Even during the few times he actually gets to suffer (e.g. the disimpaction), I found no joy in it and simply wanted to watch the more interesting characters.
(Complete side note with no real bite, but since we’re on the topic of complaining about humor: I was convinced that since there were two occasions of cases involving someone’s finger up an elderly patient’s ass, they were gunna follow the rule of three and there would be one more. Was waiting for it all season. The real joke was on me, I suppose)
You know what else I found zero humor in? Everything Whitaker was doing the last few eps. I would have given the absurd amount of screen time allocated to Dennis looking for his badge a break if there was plot relevance to the outcome, but it turns out to be fuckin Digby and therefore a massive waste of time.
And the motorcycle scene??? I could not have been laughing less. One, what is Dennis’ plan here holding up it up? Wait for someone to help and then what? What do you think you’re accomplishing? Just set it down, man. Two, I know you’re gargling Robby’s balls but you are a doctor. There is a building full of patients and your priority is holding up an already damaged bike? Cool
Aw look, Denny lost his first paycheck trying to do a nice thing cuz his one character flaw this season is that he’s too kind and giving. Don’t you just feel so bad for him and his funny shenanigans? Don’t even think about how Samira just had a panic attack, got berated by her superior, patient tried committing suicide, and now her career plan is blowing up in her face. Don’t think about Baran grappling with the limitations of her body for the nth time in her life and being threatened by her coworker to get her fired, also possibly blowing her career plans up in her face. Don’t think about Trinity being on the verge of self harming after being faced with a superior that previously berated her and tried to have her career blow up in her face. Don’t think about Victoria being on the edge of quitting medicine and being verbally berated/threatened by both her superior and her mother. Just laugh at Dennis’ silly little woes.
Look, being unfunny is one thing. I’m not gunna ream a show for not landing a few jokes, but when it takes up space that could be used for the multiple complex characters going through life altering circumstances, none of whom get a satisfying ending, it feels like a fuck you to those characters, and the audience. This is not the time for bits. Especially when the actors keeps saying the heavier, character driven scenes had to be cut for time.
Not to mention the ‘Langdon wanders around and recognizes random patients’ gag. No idea what that was supposed to accomplish for the plot or his character, so I must assume it was for some attempt at comedy as well.
As a drama, you add comedy when you have time, and episode 14 in particular felt like the worst use of that runtime possible. They did not have the time, and chose to instead cut out the heart of the show for the blandest gags with the blandest characters.
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@punkitt-is-here also what I was thinking
well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern
yolanda getting jealous of (her ex) baran's subtle flirting with (yolanda's current situationship) trinity, so she attempts to get back at them by getting back with emery (another of her exes who also just happens to be baran's ex-fling and somebody who trinity has admitted after a few drinks that she would sleep with), but then baran starts flirting with yolanda again, and emery's flirting with trinity now, so who is really at fault when they all fall into bed together?
thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op