Zomboobles

-Nolan- Secretly disguised as a 26y/o human

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[enki2]

[herbiehero]

The Twilight Zone: Our episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically" was meant as a cautionary tale about the predatory nature of the gambling industry

The Gambling Industry: We've invented the slot machine that chases you around physically from The Twilight Zone episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically"

[2mo3cm-man]

That’s a real episode, for anyone who didn’t know.

[stumpyjoepete]

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[linddzz]

Them: WHAT ELSE

Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭

[linddzz]

[frailbug]

so true

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[thyrell]

the little car fetuses they use for showcasing car paints...

[thyrell]

theyre called speed shapes?????

[thyrell]

fuckin my car and 9 months later it gives birth to a beautiful litter of speed shapes

[thyrell]

sorry

[smelislime]

hermeto pascoal, iporanga, 1985

[lebeefsteak]

It pisses me off that I'm spending all day doing whatever the fuck that it is that I do, instead of whatever the fuck this is. Re evaluating.

[kropotkindersurprise]

unrestrained summer fun

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what it's all about, my friends

[crazysodomite]

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[dragongirlsweetie]

do NOT let people enjoy things. hold the line

[papayajuan2019]

but that's beyond the scope of this post

[noosferik]

They should let me have a wicked grin on photo ID just so the cashier knows who they're dealing with.

[sunburnt-brian]

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[safetytank]

#3- the geese have learnt to read