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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

urpe1fect4m3

everything but perverts 😬🥴

zinesbycee

no actually especially the perverts! i love people with weird kinks, i love people with weird fetishes, i love people who have sex in weird ways, i love people who do kink in the least sexual way possible, i love all my freaks doing weird shit potentially sexual-style <3

gwydionmisha

EU will spend over $500 million to recruit researchers and scientists.

I don't blame them nor the scientists fleeing our sinking ship.

tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

chaser

Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"

Monkey paw: *curls*

decimera

For those unsure what's being referenced:

echojulietfoxtrot

This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw

bigfoots-biggest-fan

> be tumblr

> accidentally meme your way into creating a hit song made entirely out of slurs

> song gets banned from the dance charts right as its about to chart

> every gay bar in the country immediately adds it to their playlist in protest

Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler

tearsofrefugees

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -A California farmworker died on Friday from injuries sustained a day earlier when U.S. immigration agents raided a can

technofeudalism

yeah.. so.. about that

boobieteriat

In places like Malaysia, it's common for employers to call immigration to raid their own company if they want to avoid paying their immigrant workers. The punishment for hiring undocumented workers is negligible compared to the cost of paying them a fair wage.

I suspect that’s what this Kazan guy is doing.

garbuge

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

butchstrahd

ultrafacts

contemplatingoutlander

State colleges slowly became more and more expensive because Ronald Reagan listened to his "education adviser's" warning of how affordably higher education could lead to an "educated proletariat."

In 1970, Roger Freeman, who also worked for Nixon, revealed the right’s motivation for coming decades of attacks on higher education.

In 1970, Ronald Reagan was running for reelection as governor of California.... In May 1970, Reagan had shut down all 28 UC and Cal State campuses in the midst of student protests against the Vietnam War and the U.S. bombing of Cambodia. On October 29, less than a week before the election, his education adviser Roger A. Freeman spoke at a press conference to defend him. Freeman’s remarks were reported the next day in the San Francisco Chronicle under the headline “Professor Sees Peril in Education.” According to the Chronicle article, Freeman said, “We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. … That’s dynamite! We have to be selective on who we allow [to go to college].” [emphasis added]

bace-jeleren

It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

bace-jeleren

Getting a lot of comments and tags on this that are like "they bullied me for just existing:/" SO EXIST!!!! GET OUT THERE AND LIVE AND KEEP LIVING!!!!!!! KEEP ON BEING YOU!!!!!!!!!

mono-red-menace

copper my beloved

mono-red-menace

rose gold, brass, bronze, what cant she do

mono-red-menace

beautiful base colour, beautiful patina, and it mixes to make beautiful alloys. 10/10 best metal.

mono-red-menace

she also makes up so much of your wiring, she's a working gal too.

what CANT she do

transgender-daemon-faerie

this post is how i found out rose gold is an alloy

mono-red-menace

you're welcome 😌

transgender-daemon-faerie

For sure thought gold was just pink sometimes lol

mono-red-menace

nah! the fun colours are alloys with gold~

yellow gold, red/rose gold, and electrum are all alloys which contain gold and copper in various amounts (though electrum has copper in such a small amount, like below 10%, it barely counts, but the name is cool enough that it stays on the list 😤)

lemonbubble

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

mikelogan

told my parents robert de niro's daughter came out as trans and he's being cool and supportive and my dad, in a terrible robert de niro impression, says, "you talkin' to they/them?" which like. not entirely accurate but he got the spirit lol

mikelogan

don't do this to me. he's obsessed with, and i quote, blowing up the blogosphere

mikelogan

told him about the utter chaos that is my activity page now and he looked at my mom and said, "we're pretty WOKE, honey! we're wide awake!"

mikelogan

i just want everyone to know what my life has been like since this post blew up. dad is requesting an update on how many notes he's up to approximately every fifteen minutes. he has been parading around the house with his nose in the air while telling my mom and me that he'll remember us, the "little people" who helped get him here.

ALSO, let it be known that he has ALREADY blown up the blogosphere once before, back in 2013 when he carved fall out boy's logo into a watermelon for my high school graduation party and pete wentz reblogged it. he has been referring to tumblr as the "blogosphere" ever since. it's been twelve years and i am TIRED! anyway, behold the FOBermelon!