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this bird has flown
Inspired by @crowzitee ‘s dragony gilly post!
New Gillion design! I tried to incorporate more pink to reflect pelagus, and I added the pearl from the clam into the chest plate! Also gave him a sick tattoo since I wans5 creative enough to incorporate the other leviathans in the armour. I tried a bit with the extra pearls and shells for the clam, but idk what to do for the whale and crab.
+ some sketches
ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before
tautological wordle answer
posts that make you open wordle
Oh boy better go try today’s wordle
WHAT THE FUCK
“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.
“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.
“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″
“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”
Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights
-2014, front yard
“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”
And “Finally, no Power Lines”
-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick
Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.
Park And See The View 2020
(it took seconds to happen)
Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021
Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018
Sunrise in early Mars 2022 at 05:09am, Walking Home from Work
Sunset from the commie bar I occasionally volunteer at, 2023, taken five minutes before someone tripped down the stairs with a glass bottle in their hand while singing the Internationale
Marble sky before I storm on my walk to the grocery store - 2023
some nondescript residential area that could be anywhere in the Netherlands - 2022
Sunset mackerel sky in Surrey, 2022
queens boulevard, 2018
Sunrise over my high school’s football field (walking the track for gym class), 2021
Sunset from my front porch, circa 2010
Front stoop sunrise, October 2024
Being driven to work, September 2024
Back patio sunset, December 2023
The car wash in town, 2025
Sunset from Sep 2025 on third floor apartment window, taken on iPhone 14, in The Netherlands
Cloudy Sunset in the Weed Store Parking Lot, Feb 2025
Derecho approaching, 2020
a rainbow after a storm, seen from my balcony (June 2025)
Sunset from the bedroom window, partially obscured by my neighbor’s house and apple tree (October 11th, 2025.)
Iridescent clouds from… McDonald’s with my estranged father.
“On a Walk”
“Off the back porch” -North Alabama, Jan 2024.
We would get some gorgeous sunsets at football games
And on the drive to them
Every Guilty Gear Strive character asks themselves WWGD (What Would Goku Do) before they pull off a combo
Load bearing goku
Go! Rocky, Go!
motherfuckers arent ready for my famous "quadruple-edged sword". second it comes out the holster, blender maneuver. red paste. spin cycle. myself included. nonnegotiable. the SECOND i am frightened WE. ALL. DIE.
genuinley the shit elder odalath was doing to gillion bro they got my goat with the short and stupid juice
going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace
"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"
“ You’ve earned my respect… tenfold.”
what do u do. when ur friend who died years ago shows up in town and also dead people have come back to life before and theyre mostly chill unless u remind them that they died cuz then they go crazy and start killing everyone crazy monster style. but u lokwey rly wanna go hang out with ur dead friend cuz its been soooo long since u saw him would u risk getting ripped apart mauled to death for one more conversation . LMK . asking for a friend
champion of death huh
warmth
all of my ockiss drawings together!
Please consider reading my Comic!
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened