I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
AnasAbdin
todays bird

if i look back, i am lost
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

titsay
Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!

shark vs the universe
sheepfilms
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie

Janaina Medeiros
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Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?
yes
no
other
accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem
i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever
no no it's fine
why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO
dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
I gift this to you, my followers
I loooove this
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
thanks for ruining my post jackass
( ̄^ ̄メ)\✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“
I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
Question. Why are y'all doing this in March
To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.
You are becoming the deity of a body of water (a specific area, if you choose an ocean). You can live as long as it has life and water in it, and you will have divine powers (water based and minor unless you are at that place, in which case you have full control of it and all that lives in or is part of it). Does a place come to mind?
Yes, definitely (where?)
Can’t decide between a few (which?)
Can’t decide at all
I don’t know any bodies of water
I don’t want to have awesome water god powers
I’m taking the Bolton Strid imma get so many human sacrifices
I'm not 100% sure but i think the update may have also fucked up polls
while looking at this poll on your dashboard, how many votes have been cast so far?
1-2
3-5
6-10
11-20
21-30
31-50
50-100
100-500
more than 500
also please put your answer in the tags and if you reblogged this directly from me @psych-is-the-name or someone else
DO NOT ADD TEXT TO THE BODY OF YOUR REBLOG
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.
can’t believe this iconic moment hasnt shown up on my dash yet in light of today
et tu
opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."
happy ides of March
Someday I really ought to re-draw this better and in colour
day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day
here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
yeah sure i'll reblog that
Spin the wheel for your government assigned fursona*
*Not limited to mammals
Thoughts?
Hell yeah, this rules! I love it!
Not the best, but still really good!
It's okay, I guess. Could be worse.
I have no opinion one way or the other.
It's not great. I really don't care for it.
This sucks! I demand a respin!
NOOOOOOOO!!!