Escapades of a Bored Writer

The Stranger Your Parents Warned You About

[anxeious]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[fortunate-cookie]

Yapper’s regret is immediately entering the lexicon

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]

[byjove]

I’ve given the worst 12 years of my life to this site

[homunculus-argument]

Trying to comfort a friend who screwed their chances with the most toxic and awful person you know, like

Damn bitch you really fumbled a bullet there. I mean the bullet dodged you. I mean fuck. Nevermind.

[eatalotofdirt]

ask not for whom the doctor peppers

[achillesinhighheels]

[depsidase]

[screamyvegetables]

[tikkety-tok]

[famosoentrescalles]

[multishipperpirateking]

Love how they're absolutely mugging to the camera but it's shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat. Anyway I stole their gender

[alicenthightcwer]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:･ﾟ✧

[memeuplift]

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[superblyboring]

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

[formerprincewille]

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

[pinklingo]

This was truely not what I was expecting but 10/10 lmao

[parkchanwoohoo]

Am I DREAMING

[parkchanwoohoo]

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how is this not posts from a darker timeline

[cipheramnesia]

the human race was a mistake, I'm prepared to admit it now

[anagramofbrat]

Really after Jim Carrey as Robotenik somehow awakened some very cursed pants feelings during the first one all of this is just kinda par for the course.

[cipheramnesia]

Every day I learn new things about Sonic the Hedgehog against my will. I don't deserve this.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[brattylikestoeat]

This will always be one of my favorite videos. 

[eddiebrockrocks]

Taking psychic damage from twitter, help me

[shire-baird]

@persony-pepper

[pepper-epper-er]

trick you bastard i cannot believe i had to see this with my own two eyes but is op— is op wrong??????????? 

[bisforbutch]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM!