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a bunch of chili stuff I forget to upload on tumblr
let’s have a drink!
thanatos picks zagreus up after death by natural causes challenge
brideeeeeee
*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed
so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb
Theres even more beyond eye of newt
no wonder my potions never work the way they should
THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”
EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this
it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesn’t matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someone’s life.
Don’t scroll past this, it’s so important
nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! don’t scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!
this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.
sorry if i reblog this everY FIVE MINUTES
Important
No worries if this post doesn’t fit your aesthetic or theme, this is important information. You could save not just a physical woman’s life but you can ALSO prevent things like PTSD that a woman would acquire from an attack if left alive
Dont you dare scroll past this without reblogging im pretty sure you can press two simple buttons to raise awareness
ILL FUCKING REBLOG THIS….. ALWAYS
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
taking a little rest from painting work
goodnight
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Fast doodle to illustrate one of @amethyst-lightsphere headcanons about how Oda takes care of Aku in the Beast Novel by leaving him notes on his fridge!
The headcanon I have is that Oda becomes Akutagawa's mentor in BEAST. One of the things that I think he does is leaving notes of recipes for Aku. Kiel made it better by upgrading from recipe only to I-care-so-I-write-notes-about-practically-everything.
In case anyone is interested, below is what I wrote for the headcanon.
Title: None
Summary: Akutagawa never expected a mentor, but he had one. Whose name was Oda Sakunosuke.
Akutagawa did not understand at first.
It wasn't that he was dumb or something. He could read and therefore he was educated by the hundreds of books he had come across. But Oda Sakunosuke's act was perplexing in his eyes. True, it was like its many predecessors in that it forced itself into his life and was a bother, but it was also different for it brought no advantages or other forms of fortune to Oda.
So why had Oda decided to take upon himself to mentor Akutagawa?
Yes, Akutagawa was a detective of the Agency now. Which meant he had to complete the jobs thrown at him no matter how mundane they were - no privileges at all unless he was world-class intelligent like Edogawa - and any violence he himself committed must be tightly controlled. Those were not things he was familiar with, but also not so far-fetched that Akutagawa could do well after being shown the rope.
Oda did not stop with the rope, though.
No, Oda took things to the next unnecessary level. Starting with asking Akutagawa's opinions of the errands, customers, landscapes... or in short, there were only things one couldn't come up with, not what Oda couldn't care to query. From those, Oda then asked him how he would deal with the situations at hand and he would not relent until he got the answers. Akutagawa had tried using Rashoumon for a moment of peace, and failed. Spectacularly, too, for Oda's Flawless making the man practically invincible.
Next was Akutagawa's daily life. So far, Oda had managed to redecorated the door of his fridge with thirty and more pieces of papers describing healthy, easy-to-cook recipes. The first time it happened, Akutagawa had ripped the paper off and thrown into the trash bin. He had thought he made his point, but then came the second. And the third, and the fourth and on and on. By the time the tenth pieces with Oda's neat handwriting appeared properly pinned on the fridge's door, Akutagawa surrendered, because the man would doodle a cute animals somewhere on those papers and little Kyouka just loved them so much, Nakajima was willing to headbutt him to keep them.
But those were nothing for the highlight of Oda's mentorship. Namely, calling Akutagawa out in various occasions. Never in front of customer, thankfully. But unthankfully, the calling out was more of hour-long lectures over Akutagawa's attitudes towards people and such. Rashoumon had proven itself to be ineffective so Akutagawa had to sit through the ordeal. He could try to avoid them, but Oda was creative. Mentioning it to Nakajima, writing emails, dropping private notes at his desk and many others were employed to ensure Akutagawa would get them.
Oda's mentorship was a force to reckon with, Akutagawa had concluded, simply by how annoying it was.
But almost a year later, when the payday came around, Akutagawa was asked to stay longer by Kunikida.
"What is it?" Akutagawa tried to recall the three latest missions for any mistakes he made, all the while mentally preparing himself for any reprimand from the bespectacled man.
Kunikida's answer was direct and rather unexpected. "You have a pay raise."
"If it's about the fat woman in the horrible pink dress...wait what?"
"Agency's detectives do not speak ill of the customers, ever. No matter how unsavory they are." Kunikida didn't miss a beat in chastising him. Then he went back to the topic. "And I repeat, you have a pay raise."
"I already had my salary raised at last month's review." The good news was so sudden, Akutagawa had to remind the glasses man of that fact.
"I'm awared. But the thing is, the president and I had a small, unofficial evaluation of our staffs yesterday. To our delight, we found that you and Nakajima's performance have been rising in a steady pace, with you being slightly better. That is good, undoubtedly good, so the president decided to give you two another raise as reward for for your efforts."
"That...I..." Great. Akutagawa couldn't coherently. Very great.
"I believe it's 'thank you' you are looking for. And congrats."
Only then he found his words again. Still not fully back to earth, though. "Thank you."
At that, Kunikida's features softened. "Say thank to Oda as well. His mentoring did much good to you, did it not?"
Akutagawa blinked. It did?
The answer was yes. Because Kunikida then gave an analysis on his recent performance compared to when he just started and the result was glaring so much that Akutagawa had to think about it.
And he realized, very quickly, how Oda' mentorship correlated. All that asking had been for him to strategize better. Before he was all about thinking on his feet, but now he had plan B and C in case something went awry. The calling out made him deal with relationships both inside and outside work smoother, too, even though the reason he listened to them in the first place was so they would stop. The recipes did not have much with work, not directly, in the way they improved his overall health and lifestyle - the doodles still went strong, but that was no longer why he kept the pieces of paper.
Kunikida then shooed Akutagawa back to his desk, though that couldn't shake him from the trance of the discovery he just made. It was that impactful, because why couldn't Akutagawa see it before? When it was that obvious?
Later that day, Oda brought home a big fruit basket that mysteriously appeared with card that curtly wrote four words of "Thank you for everything". Meanwhile, Akutagawa tested the new recipe that was tranferred from the fridge's door to the cookbook in the anticipation of a pair of non-biological siblings in their shared apartment.
New illustration for the BEAST novel to be to be released this April 1st.
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